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Booboo76 said:

Typical, just going live on insta to prove he’s not in court, puppet boy!

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Literally. At this point who cares if he was meant to be in court today or not, I just find it hilarious how this thread literally controls his life, we say ‘jump’ he says ‘how high?’. We are your puppet masters paul

The women subscribing to him are the same women who write to serial killers on death row. You will not convince me otherwise.

Got an update from poor Billy

I really think he’s not leaving London until he meets up with a girl. Any girl.
He was messaging my friend, let’s call her Swight Dhrute, asking to meet up in London, quite persistently. Voice notes etc. He is a letch.

purplepower said:

He talks in riddles. Even the caption doesn’t make sense.
“Have your opinion on me but the quite literally and known this or that is just plainly and clearly wrong else you would be seeing me in court and not on the app kangaroo one”
WHAT. THE. FUCK

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My husband described it as n-sence

what a waste of police resources

Snapshoteye/beautybeyondtheeye #50: he travels here and he travels there, what the fuck has he done to his hair?

Omg has anyone else noticed the new bio? LOOL (sorry if it’s been said)

paul. i once again would like to bring this to your attention.



no one cares people are being mean to you on the internet. not the police, not an employer, not your dad, NO ONE.

Just thinking about the time Paul was talking to another 16 year old catfish who liked to read so on his next TikTok he put a book on the table in the background

Without a doubt he was conceived anally because there’s no way being that much of an arsehole is natural.

TW SA

Today I have been clean off drugs for 3 years (yay go me) but I swear to god if I see Paul do the robot ever again I am going to buy some heroin and inject it into my actual eye balls and when my drug worker/helper man asks me why I've relapsed after all this time I shall show him Paul... do you all think he will he will understand?

When my kids were little I started to cover the door to the living room in wrapping paper so they could rip it down or jump through it. They’re teenagers now but still ask me to do it, so I’ve added a little hammy treat to stop them trying to sneak in early

never seen anything like it

Someone on tiktok commmented he has the legs of someone who’s been wheelchair bound for 25 years- and I can’t stop thinking about it

does he actually dye his ginger hair that weird see-through silver colour??

SideEye said:

I can keep going.

He absolutely does NOT perform oral. He’s from the DJ Khaled school of sexual activities. Pool will use terms like front bottom, tumescence, getting off and rubber johnny.

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think he'd take one lick and go 'nOPe no NO No fUCK ofF FuK ofF HoW DO yoU eaT THat sHIt' like the samosa dip

My husband has just came in and announced "once more into the breach"

I just looked at him all confused cos he usually takes fuck all to do with the drama

Then I realised he's just going outside and its freezing.

There was absolutely no need to use that language out of context and scare the bejesus outta me

Asshole

itskurnsstupid said:

What even is that reply Paul

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Its giving....
"Why buy me Christmas present? Why drive me to town? Why hug me goodbye? Vibes

Omfg I didn’t realise this is all from TODAY? He is actually in a London hotel room right now that he booked coz he thought he was meeting up with a 19 year old girl…. Madness