sarahs day : Most liked Posts

We already know she doesn't live like the persona she portrays on Instagram, but she got soooo bad at hiding it compared to her earlier Vlogs. The constant inta stories make it so hard for her to keep track of what bullshit she's telling us.

- "We don't count calories at Sunee" But she clearly does and has MyFitnessPal on her phone
- "My eating is so balanced, I don't crave sweets" Often admits to binging on her sneaky desserts after dinner until she feels sick
- "Don't work out to maximize your calorie burn, do what you love" Yet she always does high intensity workouts or at least she only really feels accomplished after them (boxing or HIIT at the gym) and she tracks her workout calories
- "I love my home workouts" But she clearly prefers the gym
- "I love cooking at home" But that cafe said she eats lunch there every day and has the Greens Bowl she copied for Sunee
- "I make an effort to be environmentaly friendly" Drives a range rover, gets take-away coffee cups etc.
- "I'm real and raw" photoshops and filters her pictures
- "I only show you what I love and use" Only tags brands that pay her
- "I'm naturally blond" Bleaches her hair
- "I'm such a domenstic princess" admitted to having a cleaner come in and the house is always messy
- "You guys are like my best friends" Deletes everything people say that doesn't praise her

Wow!!! I replied to her last story, she was chatting about her spelling. I said:

‘Try the app called Grammarly, game changer. I use it for all my business posts’

The bitch blocked me

anyone remember men in black? Lol thought of this as soon as I saw her post. Im going to hell

Yeah god, yawwwwn, blue for boys and pink/peach for girls is so so so extremele regressive. It's terrible if she's insinuating it's a boy, WORSE if it's a ploy for some plot twist. I'm bored and she has only gotten started with what is surely going to be a terribly long drawn out 5 months. I might tap out from here if all we're talking about is her being pRegGY

Meanwhile, am I going to be blocked or nah?

ret12 said:

I cannot believe some of the comments I have read on this board over the last 24 hours - absolutely sickening.
Really makes me question humankind.

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Any examples?
Are the comments as sickening as doing a photoshoot with devastating bushfires in the background? Or as sickening as appropriating someone’s culture and not being able to admit she made a mistake, instead silencing people of colour while creating a highlight on her instagram named BLM?
or is it as sickening as destroying and bullying a small business (hell, you probably were one of the lovely humans commenting SCAM on Sabi and Soul) over two pillows? Realising it was HER OWN MISTAKE (she had been refunded a month ago) and still deciding not to rectify and let her follow continue to bully a poor woman who did the right thing with her business.
I think it’s even more sickening the fact that she glamourises eating disorders, because it makes her rich to the point that she owns two houses in a very expensive neighbourhood. Even going to the length of photoshopping her body and selling a false image because people pay her to teach them to achieve her body.
The fact that the use words like faggot is pretty fucking sickening to me, don’t know about you. I guess if it’s someone white and rich then it’s ok to use it yes?
All I’ve seen in this thread is a reaction on her month long baiting, which has affected many woman who have gone through unspeakable pain. Had Sarah not been baiting, I can guarantee these news would’ve been taken with a lot more empathy than she deserves. And even knowing what we know of her, most people here have still managed to wish them well and praise the way she handled that video. She has been baiting things regarding the name, pointing out that the issue was to do with her and not Kurt. Of course people are gonna have an opinion, this is a gossip forum darl. As Sarah would say, if you don’t like it, please unfollow

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT OMG
I’ve just realized I have become a “Well Known Member” FINALLY !!! WHAT AN HONOR !!!!

Okay soooOooOooOO I must admit I’m not up to date with Mrs Pick Me don’t hate me !! I’ve been faaaar too busy, so a non-recap recap is in order.
Whilst I catchup on the last thread…..because you all soared like a sezzybird through it, I can barely keep up myself! I promise I’ll actually get back into RECAPPING THE LAST THREAD eventually. For now it’s just a bit of fun bit of a laugh bit of entertainment for you all to enjoy which is my fave thing to do, unlike sezzy I actually make people laugh.

Hurrah! Ham Belly has officially been born….I’ve added to the list of favorite things I call her:
Sezzy and her ham belly
(What’s the official Ham Belly emoji guys?)
and Sezzy and her raspberry tits of steel are now what I will repeat over and over till the day I die.
Sorry if you all get sick of my nonsense. But also not sorry
(Still no raspberry emoji after how many threads now ? What’s going on @Apple ??!!) if you guys haven’t noticed, I’m a big fan of emojis and the fact that there is no raspberry emoji has irked me since the start of the raspberry nips bonanza.

Thank you to Sarah Stevenson (@peanutbuttersticks) for the inspiration behind this “recap”. Just a quick little fun one, I could have kept going and going to be honest and you’re all more than welcome to add your own and chime in at the bottom on your posts add a little “on the 26th day” ect ect.
A wee interactive one, fun for everyone! let’s see how far we can get it ae ? But 42 has to be “42 tattle threads”

On the first day of Christmas
The Sez brought to me
An app full of shitty recipes

On the second day of Christmas
The Sez brought to me
Two discount codes
And an app full of shitty recipes

On the third day of Christmas
The Sez brought to me
Three sweaty E-Books
Two discount codes
And an app full of shitty recipes

On the fourth day of Christmas
The Sez brought to me
Four pajama outfits
Three sweaty E-Books
Two discount codes
And an app full of shitty recipes

On the fifth day of Christmas
The Sez brought to me
Fiiiiiive hand gestuuuures 🤌🤏
Four pajama outfits
Three sweaty E-Books
Two discount codes
And an app full of shitty recipes

On the sixth day of Christmas
The Sez brought to me
Six tummy rubs
Fiiiiiive hand gestuuuures 🤌🤏
Four pajama outfits
Three sweaty E-Books
Two discount codes
And an app full of shitty recipes

On the seventh day of Christmas
The Sez brought to me
Seven skin care routines
Six tummy rubs
Fiiiiiive hand gestuuuures 🤌🤏
Four pajama outfits
Three sweaty E-Books
Two discount codes
And an app full of shitty recipes

On the eighth day of Christmas
The Sez brought to me
Eight flamingo legs 🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩
Seven skin care routines
Six tummy rubs
Fiiiiiive hand gestuuuures 🤌🤏
Four pajama outfits
Three sweaty E-Books
Two discount codes
And an app full of shitty recipes

On the ninth day of Christmas
The Sez brought to me
Nine active wear collections
Eight flamingo legs 🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩
Seven skin care routines
Six tummy rubs
Fiiiiiive hand gestuuuures 🤌🤏
Four pajama outfits
Three sweaty E-Books
Two discount codes
And an app full of shitty recipes

On the tenth day of Christmas
The Sez brought to me
Ten Tropeaka powders
Nine active wear collections
Eight flamingo legs 🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩
Seven skin care routines
Six tummy rubs
Fiiiiiive hand gestuuuures 🤌🤏
Four pajama outfits
Three sweaty E-Books
Two discount codes
And an app full of shitty recipes

On the eleventh day of Christmas
The Sez brought to me
Eleven nourish bowls
Ten Tropeaka powders
Nine active wear collections
Eight flamingo legs 🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩
Seven skin care routines
Six tummy rubs
Fiiiiiive hand gestuuuures 🤌🤏
Four pajama outfits
Three sweaty E-Books
Two discount codes
And an app full of shitty recipes

On the twelve day of Christmas
The Sez brought to me
Twelve project comebacks
Eleven nourish bowls
Ten Tropeaka powders
Nine active wear collections
Eight flamingo legs 🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩
Seven skin care routines
Six tummy rubs
Fiiiiiive hand gestuuuures 🤌🤏
Four pajama outfits
Three sweaty E-Books
Two discount codes
And an app full of shitty recipes

Merry Christmas everyone, love you all. On with the show

Let’s see how long this lasts

socialdilemmas said:

Why do we still come for people in regards to their vaccination status? We know majority of Covid cases are vaccinated and spreads no matter vaxxed or not so why are we still bothered about this????

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Because unvaccinated cases are significantly more likely to end up in the hospital or ICU or even die due to not having any protection at all against the virus. It’s an unnecessary drain on resources and because they’re unvaccinated their children are now at risk too. COVID only seems mild because the majority of people did the right thing and got vaccinated which has reduced the severity of the virus in vaccinated cases, relieving pressure off our healthy systems and ensuring bed and health care availability when someone does become really ill. Unvaccinated people are also at much higher risk for long COVID which has significant effects on their quality of life and again can require medical intervention which diverts resources from people who need it because the healthcare system is put under unnecessary pressure.

PRAISE BE

Lloret said:

Sara should recommend Tanika poopy bloom for her acne. Or she should just give her some packages for free. It's her bestie. Sara is the expert in treating and curing acne, Tanika should take advantage of her bestie/boss's knowledge of skincare.

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Sorry I don’t want to moderate but I think this is a bit uncalled for. I know Tanika’s posted some questionable things but I would feel horrible if someone posted about my acne, plus this thread is about Sarah.

polkadotparty said:

Today was her app meeting, where she said she would have more information about her launch... which would definitely be before Christmas. It’s CRAZY to me how much she has hyped this up! I follow other influencers who have released products and apps and they don’t give a massive run up!!! They must work on it quietly and then when it’s ready they share it. She can’t keep her word... she’s all about being real and raw and honest... what’s the app update sissy?!

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The app update will be "sissy's I just wanna make it perf, and it's not perfect yet! Its been my dream for literally...like...two years and I can't put something out into the world that I'm not totally 100% happy with. Honestly, lately it's just been so hard to balance being a mum and a content created and a business owner while trying to organise an app. And let me tell you, sissy's, making an app is hard. I know, I've commissioned made two. The launch has been so stressful, and Fox has been crazy hyper lately haven't you Foxxy! Say hi, say hello Foxxy! Anyway, sorry where was I? Instagram keeps cutting me off. Yeah, ok so like I was saying, the recipes are perfect but the app isn't quite 100% where I want it and since this is my dream and you are all SO excited I didn't want to let you down with something that wasn't my best work. So yeah, tonight I'm making poogetthi for Kurt because his SIBO has been acting up. If you don't remember, Kurt has SIBO and he's been really sick, especially with the house Reno - which, btw, come check out this GORGEOUS new sheet set I bought. It's from blah who gave me a discount code for you. Oh, and my ring has been resized! It needed to be resized because I lost all the baby fat and went from like... Literally being huge, like a size 12 down to a 6, so yeah. Oh, forgot to mention, that there is still 1590 items left from my Dreamland collectionnnnnn. I'm wearing this Supré knock off in a size XS, but I bought a size S as well because it's more comfy. Anyway, that's been my update, I'm going to have my night time tea cause I'm such a grandma, aren't I Kurt? Hopefully the app will be ready soon, but yeah, like I said it just needs a few minor tweaks and it'll be ready"

Good morning siSsiEs!

I’m just having a sit down chat with you from the car because I have too many offices to choose from inside the house and that confuses me, so I just left Focks to play with some tools in the garden and popped out here really quickly to chat with you, my bEstiEs!

It’s been a long time since we’ve had a proper catch up! I’m now officially Fock’s mum and Durt’s wife! Can you believe it? We’re a real family now, not like the fake family we were when you were telling us we were #couplegoals; now it’s official!
My family has worked so hard on our relationship, I don't know where we'd be without them- unlike Durt’s family whom we only invited to the wedding because we had to. My family are the bestest and they kept bringing us closer together and were involved in our daily struggles, and they made certain we got married before we have another baby grub. We're trying to get preggers again now but don't ask me about it because I don't want to talk about it! I just want to repeatedly tease it so that you become emotionally invested in me again, but I won't answer any of your questions because it might expose the fact that I lied about having PCOS.

Did you guyz watch my wedding vlog? You should! And watch the reaction vlog too! It's totally worth watching both and I'm not just saying that because I'm trying to earn more YT bucks, not at all. My lips are slightly bigger in one than the other and you should watch them several times to see if you can spot the difference.
Wasn’t MY wedding the best you’ve ever seen? It was a such great day- everyone wanted to see me in my dress, everyone was talking about how shredded I was, everyone prayed for me, and I got to boss them all around the whole day! It was incredible!

Oh and Focks looked cute in his suit, though I didn’t see much of him because it was MY day not a mum day, so my family minded him. Oh yes, and Durt was there I think- ah yes, he was there and he called me skinny!!!- and there were some cows as well.

I’ve been working soooooo hard since the wedding because the Funnee app is lagging behind pretty badly and people aren’t making all the ice cubes I’m giving them recipes for. I’ve had to start making comments under every Funnee post to boost the engagement. And I’ve got another 6 secret prodjekts coming out soon that I can’t wait to tell you about! You’re going to love them because they’re just the sort of thing I would want and I always dreamed of creating, and if I want it then it must be good amirite?!

Okay, I’d better get to the gym and sMaSh out a quick workout so that I can earn the right to eat some sweet potato today. I’ll be back on here afterwards to complain about how that wasn’t a real workout and didn’t count because I didn’t sweat enough, and how I’ll have to sneak in another workout in the afternoon to compensate.

In the meantime, here are some pointless polls for you to answer to boost my engagement and help me bank another million before the end of the week.
Oh and I just noticed how shiny my face has been during these stories. It's from the serum I used this morning which I think has made me extra dEwY and because the weather is a little colder than usual, which always affects how dEwY my face is and how pUfFy my lips are. definitely nothing to do with the overuse of botox and fillers
You guys are always asking me about my amazing skin so I'll make a new skincare vlog sometime in the next week actually three months to show you what I'm just loving these days basically promoting whomever is paying me the most that week.
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Thanks to @emememily for the brilliant thread title!

Carlottaaaa said:

New thread name: #48 Floods vs mucus plugs, war vs Sezzy’s core, fake nesting when I should be resting

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Riffing off this because i love it. If that's OK... New thread name: #48 Australia floods? What about my mucus plugs? Ukraine? What about my fake pelvic pain?

Sarah`s Day #19 CheesEcake is runny, bad reviews for Sunee, just a scam for money

This thread is flying, gotta start thinking about titles again.
Sarah's Day #51 Mean, sarcastic and starting to panic, Newborn life is making her manic

bumblebee333. said:

Imagine only having 13 friends - one sister in law (the other didn’t bother), two sisters, one mother, one mother in law, one cousin, four paid employees, one fiancé’s friend’s wife.... it would be a sad lonely life and as much as I’d like to feel sorry for her, I can’t.

AND this is just standard sEZzY - unless she’s getting the $$ she can’t even tag a business that did something for her on her hens day

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Sorry I really resent this. There’s no ‘right’ number of friends. I’m happy with where I’m at in life and content with my circle but even I wouldn’t have 13 girl friends to invite to a hens.

I’ve had some fun with memes about UUUUtoobs holistic health princess while waiting for the new thread to startView attachment 386874View attachment 386882View attachment 386883

She’s officially cooked

Sarah's Day #45: Hoping to go into labour faster, to distract from ED book launch disaster

ok who did this lol