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A&E for a cup of tea, give me attention it’s all about ME

Iv posted this before but I don’t care I’m posting it again
Happeh Halloweeeeeen Everywun

PR trip to Dubai derailed, back home to bed where the tele is nailed

Clarity456 said:

if you want me to write up a complaint to the ICO on your behalf please let me know.

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That would be helpful, thank you

One of my biggest pet hates is when people pose next to their new cars with shit like #treatedmyself, work hard play hard etc. It’s a leased car. All you’ve treated yourself to is a new £300 direct debit every month, literally anyone can do it.

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Thread suggestion Rebecca Lamb #28: You'll find me on YouTube flaunting my hoof, I'm in need of the cash there's a hole in mah roof.

Ok let's drum up the likes on this post for our Rebecca to see.

Vote if you agree....

*we are not jealous of Rebecca
*we have not fat shamed or said she is ugly
*we are fed up of the lies
*we hate all the contradictions she posts about
*we are happy with our lives
*we are glad the boys are having fun outside the dungeon
*we do not fancy nor want 2ss

I know this is a Beggy thread, but please humour me.

Carly the cunt from Swans and Bluebells is a liar.

"home of the ORIGINAL tassel blanket"
"handmade items, turnaround times 4-5weeks"

Now, please observe, side by side:
Pictures of items from both their website, and Beggys stories, alongside pictures of the matching items from Ali Express

Turn around time 4 weeks, yeah, not cos they're handmade but cos they have to wait for their cheap bulk orders to arrive from China

Scotblock said:

imagine being someone who has sex every night but not able to spell orgasm She’s so thick it hurts my brain. I bought it once and this “it suits everyone” is a lie. It made me look like a whore in a window with a red light

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To be fair if I was having nightly sex with Beaver I don’t think I’d be familiar with the word ‘orgasm’ either

Primark bingo anyone:

Super pretty and gorgeous chunkeh coseh knitwear that you can just throw on for the school run or for food shopping. You can dress up or dress down and stuff.

A pack of three bras which will be super super affordable and you just can't go wrong realleh. All my other ones are a bit grey so I thought I would buy these ones so I can have a couple of days of them looking nice before I wash them with all our dark stuff.

Crop tops and bodysuits too small so I can show off ma tits for my fans and my belleh that I'm sew proud of for growing my two boys. They will look gawjussss styled with the chunkeh knitwear because I saw Elle Darby wear stuff like that and I thought I would do that too cos everyone seems to be wearing knitwear with bodysuits and crop tops. So I want to be like all those girls too and stuff. Sniff.

A 50p T-shirt I found in the sale for the boys. It's 10-11 age but they can just share it for the next eight years or so. Lucky boys, love treating them.

saw this when I was scrolling insta, beggy never mentioned she had biebs round to film a Tiktok in her kitchen

Happy Chewsday everywon

The tea's gone cold, we wonder why
She gets out of bed at all.
Condensation clouds uo her windows
Yet we can see it all.
And even if it's warm outside, it'll still feel grey
And the handbags on the wall
They remind us, that she's worse than bad,
Worse than bad, the fraud.

Dear Beggy, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my email, mobile and home phone at the bottom.
I sent you two DM's last autumn, you must not've got em,
Too busy returning stuff at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I type em.
But anyways, what's up? I see you're pregnant with a daughter.
I pretend to be pregnant too so I can be a father.
When I have my daughter guess what I'm a call her?
I'm a call her same as you do, cos I'm conny.
I read about your granny too, I'm sorry,
My friend killed himself cos some pregnant bitch didn't want him.
I know you hear this every day but I'm your biggest fan,
I even have that brilliant ad you did with Matalan.
I got a room full of screenshots I took from your Only Fans,
I like the shit you did with Abnormal too, though it made you look fat,
Anyways, I hope you get this, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan,
This is Pregnant Man.

Whenever I see that horrific porno pic, it makes me think of this

Rebecca Lamb #27 Hot brunette makes slow cooker creampie for farmer BF

May I throw my Gucci hat in the ring and suggest “There’s no place like grome” as the next thread title 🥹

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Rebecca Lamb #128: Annie are you ok, are you ok, are you OK Annie?

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