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Saw them in the wild today!

Rebecca doesn’t look anything like her Instagram photos (although, do any of us ) she didn’t have a scrap of makeup on.
I would now say that she hasn’t had her lips done recently, her whole face is swollen up. Lips, nose, around her eyes etc.
Obviously a bit of a health issue going on there at the end of pregnancy.

Steve looked liked his photos, but seriously he glowed orange / red from across a field!!

I felt shocked after I saw them & every time we crossed again.
Not because they are Uber famous bla bla but because I know those boys, I know everything about them, I have seen their bedrooms, I have seen their house.
All of the family don’t know that I was stood next to them having that knowledge in my head.
It was strange, it made me feel really uncomfortable.
At one point we were looking at the same thing & I tried my best to not look at the boys, I felt guilty / wrong for knowing so much about them.

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Rebecca Lamb #61: You buy once, you buy twice. Sand your face off with my scam device

My spaniel called, he wants his ears back

Hush little baby, don't say a word,
Daddy's on the look out for another bird.
And as long as that other bird don't sing,
He won't have to buy your mum a wedding ring.

And because that wedding won't come to pass,
Mama'll keep drinking from her "it's a vase" glass.
And when that "it's a vase" glass gets broke,
Mama will buy herself a "designer" coat.

And when that "designer" coat don't fit,
Mama will sell photos of you on the tit.
And because the ads didn't roll in and the pregnancy is over,
Mama couldn't afford to keep the sexy Range Rover.

So when your grandad's Tesla won't start,
Daddy will have to attach the dogs to the boys' go-cart.
And because you are the money maker for these two clowns,
You'll always be the most photographed baby in the whole damn town.

I'm a little trollop, short and stout,
Here is my minge where baby gurl will come out,
When nine months are over, hear me shout,
She's got Beaver's teeth and my big snout.

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Some one please put Jaws music over

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Sound on oh how I wish tattle would let me upload longer videos

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Steve's in the gym looking silly, while begs is in the sea pretending to be free willy.

In the words of jlo - Don’t be fooled by the shack that she’s got, she’s only getting £97 for a block

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DM me if you’re in a slump, i wont reply, coz im a c*nt

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Sister beavers got the hump whilst Mrs & Mrs Hobson can’t afford the dump

Judge me all you want but I've hit a new level of boredom todah with isolation. Ive copied word for word of her describing a fuking colouring book.. you ready..
‘ the next thing i want to show you is this colouring book. So since lockdown started ive been foing a lot of colouring with the boys lots of the art hun with Alfie. Colouring in and stuff like that. So i thought im just going to buy my own colouring book to have some time to myself if im ever having like a quiet pamper evening and steves watching something he wants to watch or doing something he wants to do and i have nothing to do. So i thought im going to get this so i can do a bit of this if im having a pamper evening i can do some nice colouring. I find colouring relaxing Its nice to take some time and colour. It helps to take your mind of things its good for relaxing. I find colouring therapeutic ive been colouring so much with the boys so thought it be good to buy my own little colouring book for when i have some me time.

fucking hell mate. Talk about go round the houses

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It’s been said before that Rebecca never seems to go out for long... usually back by lunch...

Well guess what I’ve just spotted an hour and a half away from the car show...

To add... Steve got out the car to go into the shop, they were clearly having a disagreement about something and he slammed the door as he walked away. She was In the passenger seat (of course) in her stupid pink hat.

This may be the dumbest move she’s made yet. Off to send the screen shots to hello fresh and I will be emailing customer services of large brands she works with from now on as Instagram is no good, and fyi always message brands off a burner account. I’m off work atm and have some time to kill so this week I will be reporting everything, the illegal driving, tax evasion, breaching of grade 2 listed building rules, and what ever else the cunt has got up to.

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That's right ladies, don't be ashamed. If men can do it, why can't we!!!!!!
Unless of course you are a lady on your holiday, topless on your own balcony minding your own business... because then we will snap you in a the background of our photo and take the piss out of you.
#bodypositivity #womensupportingwomen #absoluteknobhead

This is so early but…
Rebecca Lamb #139 not suitable for a mum of three

Football is on so thought I’d make us a
‘What Rebecca are you today’

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Rebecca Lamb #101: You might have trapped Walter but you'll never make it down the Altar

When your fiancé gets your licence plates in your maiden name you know he’s never gonna marry you mortified