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Spot the difference

Within 24 hrs she got a new face for her birthday

“Not a question just wanted to say you are the biggest thunder cunt on the internet.”

“Did Alfie and Woody get a sniff of those lemon cakes in the end or did you and your lesbian lover just torment them?”

“Which slimming app do you attempt to use, my mil has really piled on the weight and cba dieting. Thanks hun xox”

“Have you found a tent big enough for you and the rest of the ‘obson’s once you leave your shite-hole for good?”

Fingers crossed 🥹

Friends round? Tell me why you were stood at an ice cream van with the three sprogs at 3pm in leyburn then? Billy no mates.

I couldn’t get a photo but she had her hair down (not up another lie), could see the extensions, she had a tshirt on which looked like Steve’s, and some tatty, ribbed, flaired leggings which were see through/threadbare on her bum dumpy little goblin

I keep telling myself that yeah my nails aren’t professionally done anymore but at least I’ve got 2 curtains

Did anyone else notice on her story where she says she’s struggling and has “serious wedding blues” she’s reposted a reel from an account called “mamasguidetodivorce”?

Brutal!

This moron does realise the whole point in putting your hand over the camera lens is to end the video there and then…. She’s so thick and this is her “job”

Ruby’s mum said:

Is her brother saying this is her on the sunbed? Size 10 she ain’t!

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All the Lambs are thick as fuck.
"You might be married but you're still my sister" - it doesn't even make sense?? What's being married got to do with anything

NO ONE with even a WHIFF of gallstone trouble eats fried chips in bread the day before their wedding.

Noonoosanne2 said:

Oh good lord

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Dingle are you otay?
Are you otay Dingle?

Imagine how much work you'd get done in an office.

Yeah boss babe, the same office that you'd be on maternity leave from right now.

fallenwinchester5 said:

Easter?! It’s only just been bloody Pancake Day… Jesus Christ

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I know right, he's not even back from the desert yet....never mind been crucified

Before all you haters come at me this ISNT photoshopped *sniff* because I’m a boss babe and boss babes don’t photoshop their photos n stuff *sniff*

#142. Dumpy Dingle

I’m sorry but I am crying at this outfit, where is she going wearing this? The 80’s?
It is horrendous!

just another manic Monday (insert vase noise) Sing along tatters!

Proud of cars that she hasn't bought saya it all.
She is all about material goods and what her life looks like.

I'm proud that I save money, that I have a masters degree, that I am well travelled, that I have a thriving garden with a vegetable plot, that I have a great relationship and good friends, that I go to the theatre and art exhibitions, that I read lots of books, that I have a good professional job that has a positive daily impact on society.

I'm proud that I see through influencers and don't buy into their shite, I make my own decisions about life. That I am at an age where I live authentically and don't need others approval. I'm proud I don't tell a load of lies on social media and call it a job!!

My car is the least interesting thing about me!