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Christ I feel sorry for them. Just seen on Instagram. Bloody horrible.

Happy Mother’s Day

After spending the last four Mother’s Days thinking ‘maybe next year I’ll finally be a Mum’, I’m sat watching my baby wriggling around in my tummy and knowing he’ll be in my arms next year.

So when’s the third coming due then? If number two has been dropped she surely must be already into another pregacy.

I feel like the next thread title simple needs to be..

Pregnancy #41 - Whatever you do, don't Google!

Baby owl arrived today at 37+2 weeks 🩵

AlwightDallin said:

Blimey I went out last night and have just sat in the garden to get a tan on my pasty bewful nachral legs and catch up with tattle. I DID NOT expect and really did not prepare for Loz’s mid pregnancy cauliflower bellybutton and hairy bic razor stubble chubby pork purse.

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PORK PURSE

Stop it!!!

This thread has me creasing up!

Well, guess who forgot to prepare themselves for the 20 week anomaly scan...actually picking up an anomaly.

Two sonographers spotted something they think might be cleft palate. Going to see a consultant who specialises in fetal scanning in a couple of weeks to clarify but until then I'm just going to be worried 24/7. As a small mercy they kept telling us the baby has normal lips, it just looks like an internal issue....but, one that might end breastfeeding before it starts, have baby upset and struggling to feed and eventually having to be operated on. Grim.
I've only just felt up to looking at the papers they've given me and one of them is about termination :| like I am really upset about this potential news, but I'm not there!!!

Busy Cunts and proud us Scrunchies!!

I'm in awe.
I think we should all show loz more respect.

She's obviously carrying a baby in her front on bump, a baby in her arse steps bump and one in her banglegreenwrist.
Placentas in each breast, and still finds time to dress with style and elegance.

Aside from the hideous cheap outfit I just can’t get over the see through bra.

Hate to say it, but I bet she's gonna bag a few front covers now with that poor blokes death.
Another grief Thief, like Jake Prickenden...

Hi everyone - I am new to the thread. I have my BFP!! So so over the moon right now xx

Crowbag said:

Clicky's post above would be a brilliant wiki introduction.
No idea if that's possible or if clicky would be comfortable with it, but it's an excellent summary.

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Thanks @Crowbag - I think a lot of it is covered in the Wiki. It’s just the Wiki has evolved at pace since its introduction so may just need a tidy. I am happy to do a bit of work on it as long as I’m not stepping on Jake’s toes.

We see similar questions asked regularly like: what’s all the reference to sinks, who is Moleman etc. so a FAQ or glossary could be handy.

I have to say it appeals to my inner writer and organiser - perhaps Big Loz will ask me to write her memoir if I do a good job?

Cack Conroe said:

If you look at her arms and legs, she’s not actually fat, she just looks like she is because of her colossal foal bump and her sagging enhanced arse.

She does have a double chin, but a lot of pregnant women do because pregnancy makes your spine arch a bit so they put their chin down to keep their head level.

Not a flattering time for her but I think she just has the world’s biggest baby bump. Going to be a whopper I reckon.

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She is fat - it’s just her belly and arse are so HUGE it makes them look smaller. Her bangle is literally being consumed by her wrist.

Hi everyone,

Gosh, I am so relieved. My 8 week scan went well – measured one day ahead and also heartbeat of 170bpm. Looked cute AF, and found it was a girl (genetically tested embryo so they knew from the start but I was too scared to know in case it all went wrong like last time).

I was a wreck… tears, my body was shaking, I kept shutting my legs as was scared to know etc. I even fasted (not even any water) all day as I was convinced I’d gatecrash surgery upstairs for surgical removal if there was no heartbeat again.

Got a long way to go but very very relieved after today – might actually get some sleep tonight! Miscarriage chances are less than 5% now apparently but honestly, who knows!

Good luck to others who are also at the early pregnancy scan stage xxx xxxx

LaSoiDisantDame said:

POM , you’re on fire , can’t keep up (or catch my breath) .

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Thank you xx Love Pom xx

I'm showing my age here but here is David Bellamy mentioning Loz's latest pics x

WHY WHY WHY. I just don’t get why you want to get humiliated like that. They’re horrible she looks gross and harsh and just not pretty. WHY????? All her friends and family are cringing right now and all her exes and ex colleagues ar pissing themselves laughing at them pics. WHY???

She 100% has lied about conception and term - I have said this since the get go. And there is no way I think she is going to deliver natural when she is that big.

Had my scan. No explanation for the bleeding but we saw a heartbeat

My last ever day of being pregnant. And it’s been fucking miserable I have been beyond nauseous all day, a good few gagging incidents out the back door, and my heartburn has been awful. What a way to go I cannot wait to get this baby out tomorrow so I feel better!