gashycrash

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Ergh this whole thread has given me the ick now.
The longest pregnancy and baby nicknames making me feel really fucking weird now.
I mean, my view of Lauren hasn’t changed. I definitely think she is is a perplexing monolithic state of a woman who is mentally unhinged (and not even a fun kind of mental) but the whole baby thing is fucking horrific. Don’t know- feel just weird that I’ve been involved in it and don’t want people to view it like we’ve been taking the piss (when obvs we didn’t know that this tragedy would occur)
No beef- just trying to work out how I feel about all of this.
 
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Clickbait

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You can nominate Lozza for next year’s Pride of Britain if you like?

The woman is using the death of a guy she used to date about 5years ago to generate publicity for herself, so I’m not sure who’s worse here?
What a strange thing to do - come on a thread for ghoulish updates on what Big Loz has to say about an ex-boyfriend of many years who died, read the content without context and then break the first Tattle rule trying to moderate content and shame us all. I reported and the mods acted quickly. Thank you Mods.

I’ve been part of the gang since #4 and actually made the suggestion that we could be known as the Scrunchies which makes me claim an OG role! I would love us to have a policy where anyone who comes on expressing sympathy for her usually linked to how Mark Wright and his family treated her (on a clearly acted/scripted reality show) has to donate £10 to a Scrunchies benevolent fund and we can use the yearly money for an outing to a car park or petrol forecourt to parade around in nylon jumpsuits with balloons.

@JakeM has done a great job on the Wiki and reading that alone would surely make you realise that she’s no angel. Likewise being pregnant does not make you a nice person above criticism if you do things that are morally dubious or actually repugnant like photoshopping your own pregnant body to appear thinner and your bump neater to fit in with your own warped narrative that you are 3 dress sizes smaller than you actually are; photoshopping/filtering your own child as you’re clearly not happy with their natural beauty; using an ex-boyfriend’s death to get publicity and drum up interest from magazines because your star has well and truly faded and you refuse to get a ‘normal’ job to pay the bills.

I don’t care how much she weighs or what dress size she is. I think it’s irresponsible to have put on quite so much weight in pregnancy from the perspective of health issues for the baby - and although there are mitigating factors like the fact she had no recovery time from baby 1, we have seen the terrible diet that she’s indulged in when begging free takeaway and meal after another so she is at least partly responsible.

I’m pretty sure what grinds most of our gears is the lies and fakery that she peddles on a daily basis. It becomes part of a wider problem for women of unrealistic expectations being set on how someone should look, how they should look when pregnant, what possessions they should have or aspire to have etc. when in reality it’s all smoke and mirrors (and she has a lot of mirrors!)

As a woman who is soon to have 2 young girls she should be part of the solution not the problem. She’s been paid to go on Loose Women to talk about this very issue and cried about how hard it is for her on many occasions - her solution is just to hide away in her bungalow photoshopping her existence rather than call people out and address the fakery.

After baby 1 was born she wanted to reinvent herself as a mummy vlogger to secure more lifestyle freebies and a TV show which never happened because she is not authentic nor aspirational. I’ll give Moleman a starter for ten on how she could try to reinvent herself after baby 2:

• Stop filtering and photoshopping all her photos
• Admit she is not a size 10-12, is actually a lot bigger than she wants to be but makes poor choices with food, struggles to exercise, has put on weight from back to back pregnancies (this is obvious but is honest and relatable)
• Makes more of an effort in showing off the products that she had been #gifted so she doesn’t look so ungrateful and doesn’t let a gifted product become damaged/unusable to then complain and ask for it to be fixed (e.g. sofa covered in 💩, lay-z-spa)
• Stops begging freebies that she could/should actually pay for herself (often under the guise of wanting advice e.g. does anyone know any recommendations for a venue to hold a kid’s birthday party that will also lay on entertainment, food and drinks and a DJ for 50 people for free)
• Stops promoting big projects that she doesn’t deliver on (e.g. clothing lines, YouTube channel)
• If she wants to make a job out of her aesthetics business, invest in proper medical training and take the importance of infection prevention control seriously in her promotional material (e.g. hair tied up, tops rolled up past the elbow, mask worn)
• Stop filtering her baby and putting up nude photos (covered by emojis) on IG. Close down the Larose.x account or ensure if she wants to continue with her OF work, her mummy posts and link to her child is not cross-contaminated with thirst photos promoting her sexual content. It’s not appropriate and could end up sexualising or bringing unwanted attention to her children.

You can have that guidance for free Moley - I won’t even expect a nylon bodysuit as payment 😘
 
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Blair-Waldorf

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Oh my god. I know I’ve got a fucking cheek because all I’ve done is rip the back out of her but I feel sick. I’m so sorry for them all how horrendous 😢

This is the first time in my life I’ve ever felt guilty for talking shit about someone I don’t know because it goes to show you truly don’t know what people are going through. Lesson learned for me anyway
 
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Eureka

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I hope there's a lot of you that are feeling very guilty right now (rightly so) I like a bit of banter as much as the next person but some of you on here are absolutely vile. Now you are all saying so sorry Lauren blah blah after you literally tear strips off her, her partner and baby. Hypocrisy at its finest. This should be locked or thread removed in the hope that lauren never has to see some of these comments.
jog on with that crap. no one here ever said anything hypocritical.It’s possible to have empathy for someone dealing with an infant death while also having major issues at how they conduct themselves.
 
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Bubblepink

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Her side profile just reminds me of a footstall in my house 😂

(sorry I’m not very good at photo editing!)
 
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Silly-old-Slapper

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New thread title: She a ball, He a bike, Yous a boat, Try do better 😂

There was me impatiently tap tap tapping my foot awaiting the new ridiculous name - sorry, birth - and this gem plops in our lap! 100% Lozzaraptor. Even referring to herself as a girl 😂 "Have a day off" Lozzer, haven't you got bigger problems right now?
To make sure it's found in the search and please make sure we use this! (and please credit @xyzcba )

Lauren Goodger #64 She a ball, He a bike, Yous a boat, Try do better
 
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Cheezychips

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I don't even know what to say, my heart goes out to both of them. It happened to me too, my daughter was stillborn. I just kept popping on here to see if the wee one had been born, never expected to see this in a million years. Her life will have changed forever now, and you forget what it felt like before... sending my love to Lauren 💜
 
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She a ball
He a bike
Yous a boat
New thread title: She a ball, He a bike, Yous a boat, Try do better 😂

There was me impatiently tap tap tapping my foot awaiting the new ridiculous name - sorry, birth - and this gem plops in our lap! 100% Lozzaraptor. Even referring to herself as a girl 😂 "Have a day off" Lozzer, haven't you got bigger problems right now?
 
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minamoon

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Away in an annexe,
No begged crib for a bed.
Yung Gel is Mooing
La'orse is well fed.

The stars in the bright sky
Guide Scrunchies at dawn.
The little La'SecondComing
Wishing she wasn't born.

The Doula is screaming
Floppy face, floppy fanny.
But our big gel looks around,
No sign of Crack Granny

Cha'rge wonders in,
He's been busy with the sink.
But he stays by her side,
No brain cells to think.

Baby born on the fresh hay
Lozza standing up like a horse
New Mag with the camera
Taking exclusive photos of course...

Baby born without blue eyes
Her future looks bleak
But no worries for our yung gel
She'll be preggers by next week!

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So fucking sad.

For all the ribbing we give her, I'm sure none of us wanted this.

We know you read here Lauren, my heart is breaking for you. I am so sorry.😔😔😔
 
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Badirene

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Oh Loz you is so bewful
Your hair is oh so shiny
Sat in birfing stable
You neigh a little whiny.

Scrunchies wait for the blessings
Chaz spreads the hay
Murat left you sweetcorn
Then ran so far away.

We see your many faces
Your beauty's so complex
You achieved your glamour
From the work of asfetics

La'orse is quietly waiting
For La'carte to appear
Your face is soft and floppy
So is your fanny to be fair.

The star guides us in the sky
Just like Mark and Michelle
Scrunchies gather with offerings
For the birth of a new bewful yungul.
 
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Clickbait

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Sadly Larose seems to have been overfed and has quite a carb-laden diet which heavily features foods high in sugar and salt. Her portion sizes are extreme. She is not yet very mobile which means she looks quite uncomfortable carrying extra weight especially when dressed in clothes that are often too small, or plonked in bumbo seats on kitchen counters/in front of the TV. Big Loz doesn’t favour the use of bibs or muslins so she is often filthy and caked in food. There was also a very strange period of time when Big Loz would grease the baby up like a saveloy in coconut oil, but I digress…

She claimed that Larose telepathically told her at 4 months old that she wanted to start eating solid food:
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She later admitted that she’d fed her solids ahead of the recommended 6m as she hoped it would help the baby sleep through the night: so she basically was doing it for herself and an easy life when Chaz was absent.

The people in this group are overwhelmingly supportive of the baby, and have been really worried at numerous times by some dangerous practices that Big Loz has followed including ‘duvet gate’ where one thread was almost completely filled with people talking about how dangerous her use of a pillow and duvet was for a small baby.

Scrunchies (the name for members of this group) have even tried to make her aware that some things she does are not recommended/unsafe which just leads to them being blocked.

I’m not a Big Loz fan but I do try and be balanced in my criticism and will stick up for her if I think something isn’t entirely fair. It does just tend to rub people up the wrong way when someone will come into the group and criticise posters for being mean etc. because often the post is taken out of context.

There is a tradition of calling Larose various different names beginning with La because we think it’s a ridiculous name and we find it amusing. Even Big Loz can’t spell her daughter’s name right - often calling her Laorse which has spawned a lot of horse jokes (that and talking about giving birth in a stable). Someone could sweep in and say we’re cruel saying the baby looks horse-like because they’re not aware of the background.
 
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Dipdab

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Hi everyone my twin girls arrived yesterday via c section at exactly 37 weeks. Both weighed the same at 6lb 8oz! I lost a lot of blood during (common in twin deliveries I was told) so have been feeling a bit out of it! The midwives have been amazing and even got me a single room this morning as I was struggling in the ward with 2 cots and no space! Can’t believe they’re here! I can’t stop staring at them 😍
 

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hayleybaby

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Nah its not that bad. Lead work looks OK. Rough but it's not new. Don't know whether that is rubber or felt on the roof looks OK tho
Come on chaz, I'm rooting for you, man up, support your daughters without being a wanker
my Fella is a roofer . I’d ask his opinion but he’s already not happy that I’ve turned into a troll while he’s at work and got myself blocked by the BYG. 🤣🙈

little does he know it’s my greatest achievement whilst being on maternity.
 
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Shazzyshizzle

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Such a sad post and no one deserves that but what Lauren wrote does seem strange 🤔
She’s in a state, she’s not great at explaining her thoughts in day to day ramblings so I would say her being so upset makes them even more incoherent.
She’s just lost her baby & could feel that someone will blame her/her lifestyle hence the ‘there was nothing wrong with my pregnancy etc we were healthy/fine’, knowing Lauren in the way we do it will come to light but for now in my opinion she should be left alone to grieve
 
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