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I just can’t with this fucking idiot anymore. She’s so far removed from reality it’s a joke. She fucks off every 5 minutes leaving those poor kids and gives zero fucks about anyone but herself. She’s a deluded compulsive liar. She doesn’t help anyone but herself. She didn’t deserve that holiday or any of the other 5000 holidays she has a year.

My beautiful, clever, kind and caring daughter tried to kill herself this week. She’s 14. I’ve been there for her constantly, I don’t swan off on holidays I don’t leave her with hired help, I don’t get her to set the Christmas tree up alone or live in a bastard shed in the garden. I’m there for her 24/7, I parent her, I try and guide her down the right path, I love her and encourage her, that’s what being a parent is. She does bare minimum and everyone acts like she’s a saint. She’s fucking scum. Nothing more.

Hiya so after instagate last week, and now wh Smith comments tonight, thought I would take on bored the nice comments that weren't calling me dick head, my particular favourite a "karen", blah blah, and head over for a nose fuck me, this is my bed time reading sorted will be catching up for days , glad I have finally seen the light christ on a stick I used to fan girl over her , m8 what i would have done for a purple heart back in the day

I think this goes far deeper than just tattle trolls. I mean her threads here started with PayPal discrepancies and then all sorts started coming out the woodwork about her and her lies. She has enemies everywhere. Big enemies. She’s wrecked lives. Every partner she’s had children with has ended with court cases. Those people she dragged through that, have families, friends, work colleagues. She writes books full of lies and throws anyone under a bus. Marriages have been wrecked, children have been removed from their mother, affairs, even her own flesh and blood can’t stand her. She has no normal family relationships. Siblings, parents, cousins. Her friends are her bestest friends ever for a few months then are deemed toxic and gone. She can’t walk through her kids school playground without being hated. She’s hated everywhere. Locally so many people have stories to tell, whether it’s something as trivial as a hairdressers or nail bar, her daughters employers, old rental landlords, previous neighbours. Previous work colleagues, Her own mother is rolled out for sympathy for fighting cancer and then T is wallpapering her kitchen then she’s gone and banished. Her stepdaughters, their Mum, the boys mum, B&T dad and his family, E dad and his family, Josh’s work colleagues, their wives, they all have a story and a reason to hate her. Gangster granny is cutting her bacon sandwiches in squares one month and baking/washing and then nothing. Her sons army career and police career gone and now he’s deployed to the beach with a trolley and man bag?!? I think GG and mannah are a case of keep your friends close and your enemies closer because they don’t want to be turned onto the toxic pile and alienated from the boys and Josh. Everything she touches turns to shit. If he’s been sacked, it’s not for checking the PNC for tattle trolls who’s called her toothy Tina or him slosh or criticism on her stupid made up FML moments. This is for people who’ve lives she’s ruined on a major scale. Everyone here is scattered over the UK but where she lives, she’s really hated. She’s not losing sleep over someone calling her a toothy twat with a thrushy fanny or 10 roast dinners a week derek who lives in Scarborough, this is closer to home. A lot closer to home. She’s paranoid to fuck because she can’t trust those nearest. The troll narrative is just distraction. She sold her soul and her family to social media for ££££ and now she’s going to reap what she sows. The lies are catching up with her. Imagine being on holiday and then RANTING ABOUT ISIS over someone on tattle. She is absolutely fucking mental. No way is he risking a job and a lucrative pension for a gossip website. That’s just my thoughts anyway.

I just want to say, and I think I speak on behalf of us all, that I've added @DipsyDoodle to The New Years Honours List for services to the Empire. Both for Tattlers here in the UK, to as far out in the Commonwealth as Canada for @VCJR.

Here is you MBE with thanks

Lnelle said:

Could do with a touch of leopard print dontcha think

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Final draft, (Hubs on his way home.)

Put my all into this. I wanted to give you something that makes trends and is sustainable to be on the runway for the next 5-10 years. Don't pay me, I'm starting a CIC for kids without Ice Creams (a cause close to our hearts.)

Apologies. I thought I might as well fix it now .

Dorothy-redshoes said:

Well so far shes accused Lucy of being Vanessa, me and Blackpool of being Lucy, frida was keels and Tracey black was it? Someone else was accused of being the boys mum Jesus christ, is slosh not shagging you hard enough rach??
Have a tattle break, have a kitkat

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Frankly I'm feeling left out. All the work I've put in to that Wiki and the thread recaps and I've not been accused of eating tuna sandwiches even once!

LouiseJJ18 said:

@Ava-Rose Apicella-Wells

Thank you. Im glad you got support.

How did people feel about the publication of the first book?

The second is coming at some point....

Lovely wedding dress btw. Im a sucker for real weddings sections in bridal mags/on internet.

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We weren’t given any heads up or choice. We’ve never read it either. Only know what we’ve been told from friends. When I found out about it early September 2018 (7weeks before it was released) I actually remembered feeling so broken and exploited. I wrote in my notes about it. Will share here. Please do remember this was some years ago and although I’m laughing reading what I put now I do remember at the time feeling so broken and it’s actually quite sad look back as a new person and I do feel so bad for my younger self feeling this deep hurt. This was written while very emotional so please don’t look at the grammar etc. I can’t edit it otherwise I wouldn’t be able to prove the date. I’m not over sharing. This is just something from my past so you can see the effects it had on me. I never looked back on these notes until now but this comment triggered a memory.

Crazymum said:

Wilbys sheets covered in blood ok then rach we believe you!

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I’ve never posted on here before so I don’t know if I’m doing it right? I’ve been following R on PTWM and Patreon but cancelled everything on Sunday after reading Wiki. Wow, wasn’t I stupid? Wtf have I been doing?? I’m an educated woman and I was completely sucked in by R. I’m pretty ashamed of myself to be honest. I’ve always been uncomfortable with some aspects of her posts like oversharing, L’s behaviour (which I now realise is nothing to do with Autism, just bad parenting). I thought this was a ‘hate’ site but actually, very few posts on here are fuelled by hate. I’ve even read her books - and the last one was utter rubbish and left me with so many questions about inconsistencies with previous telling of the stories (that’s why I looked at Wiki). To be completely honest, it was rubbish and very badly written

Never heard of PTWM before until greedy’s book launch or whatever you call it. Started following her and thought I’ll check tattle see if she’s got a thread, after reading the wiki came to the conclusion she’s a massive cunt

*Scene* Somewhere in London. YTS Alan has been on the phone screaming at Rachael that enough is enough. Josh has picked his best Tory MP pullover and shirt combo and is about to read a statement.......

"Last night after I was given the unescorted access in a visit to family courts, I made the decision to celebrate this by having a few drinks with the most beautiful woman in my world. Unfortunately that led me to accidentally walk into a side street sex shop in the Soho area. Whilst in said sex shop, I accidentally stuck my fingers in a vibrating vagina and I accidentally made a few purchase that will now be known as the 'plastic bag of vibrating swag.'

Unbeknown to me my dear wife accidentally got her phone out recorded it all, as I had accidentally drunk far to much and was pissed as fart. She then accidentally uploaded to her Instagram with some 3000 followers telling them that I had advised her to use a whopping vibrator, so she could finally achieve the orgasms I don't give her and therefore change her life.

I would like to offer my apology to the Huns for my accidental behaviour. I realise I looked happy in the videos, I know that the videos demonstrated that this was not my first time in a sex shop and probably won't be my last. Again I apologise. My wife is standing by me happily (as she used the vibrator last night and got her first orgasm since Wayne ditched her.) I would ask that the media let us deal with this privately as a family (not with the kids obviously as I accidentally don't give a toss about them.)

Thank you and I will be taking no further questions."

armywife119 said:

Has she been on Patrcon lately? I love seeing her rants and foul mouth crap she comes out with in there. It makes me so grateful for my life.

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I’ve got some videos of last nights Patreon stories, L did a question and answer session. Unsure whether to post or not as they’re videos of L.
One in particular made me giggle, L was pulling a face and Rachet told her she’ll be the next profile pic for the ‘chrolls’ L replied ‘actually they love me, it’s just you they have the problem with and I don’t blame them!’ Ooops

2023 predictions:

January: A warrior will arrive from the murky realms of “up country” and Rancid will fake cry while face fucking the camera with her giant slug wobbling, saying that all the lady needs to start afresh is £5000 in footlocker vouchers. Huns will froth at the gash to buy them then start fighting like vultures in the aftermath.
February: a heart warming tale of being so in love when they met, with so many tiny broken hearts to feed and only one portion of M&S reduced salmon a week between them all, they are now deserving of the £6k matching his and hers gucci dressing gowns for Valentine’s Day.
March: A month of deflection. Wobble lines up so many animals 2 by 2 he makes Noah green with envy before a sharp eyed tattler notices Seb has moved out to live with a girlfriend and the patchwork quilt is fraying at the seems.
April: 2 nights at herpes lodge is followed by a boozy lunch chez Arsetrid who later creams herself when a picture of her garlic bread goes viral.
May: The saviour of all women is 41! King Charles will announce an extra bank holiday and Cantina at goodrington will offer 241 on all cocktails between 2-4pm.
June: bratsy moves home. It wasn’t anyones fault, she loved her time in not Liverpool, she did absolutely amazing and 4 top modelling agencies were begging to sign her up. She simply missed sniffing her mamas perfume and twiddling her hair. Scouse Jen is swiftly unfollowed and never mentioned again.
July: FML the summer holidays have begun. Slosh deploys to the beach with 2 crates of merlot. Rancid retires to the loft to work harder on the internet. Bratsy mothers wobble. Edie lives at her Dads. Lula sets fire to Paignton train station. Seb hasn’t been seen for months. Isaac moved to the moon last year.
August: anniversary of being horrifically sliced in 2. Stabby reappears on the scene. She was always a bestie but things were complicated. Rancid employs her as gardener at Tracy beakers dumping ground. Her talents lie with the garden shears.
September: patchwork shop shuts its doors on winner street for the last time. Village idiot Jordan takes it over, branding it the hub for his latest CIC raising funds to help one legged, three eyed dogs rescued from Neptune.
October: 3 weeks in Australia. It’s hurts so bad to leave her babies that she FaceTimes once. Exploring Ayres Rock is a painful but cathartic experience when Rancid realises she is barefoot and covered in blisters, all because her Mum didn’t buy her trainers when she was 14.
November: a bout of BV so horrific that slosh shuts the windows in the attic, convinced the smell from Paignton harbour is drifting west.
A new trend for short back and sides in boys on instagram leaves rancid incapable of maintaining wobbles manbun for fear it will trigger his level 3 autism diagnosis and she will suffer his worse meltdown yet
December: fizzy cats piss aplenty during a 2 night stay at a boutique hotel in bath while wobble puts up the Xmas tree single handed.
Rushed insta post about being more present.
PatreCON numbers have dwindled to 4
Appointment for universal credit sign on January 4th 2024.

Happy new year tattlers

I don't know if this has been mentioned - sorry- but on paetron the other day she said that the nursery had mentioned that W was very interested in another child's ham sandwich, so asked her to pack him one.
She said she would, but he would never eat it, as all he ever eats are sausage rolls (and then only the meat as he picks all the pastry off).
So she packed him a ham sandwich - didn't cut it up, but asked the staff to cut it so it was the same shape as the child's sandwich that he showed an interest in - convincing herself that if there was any chance of him eating it at all it would have to be exactly the same as the other child's sandwich (he's autistic you see )
So she picks him up after nursery and is told that he ate the whole sandwich. The nursery teacher was surprised as he had also just eaten a banana and an orange.
R said she hadn't packed fruit as he never eats it, and the nursery lady said he always was interested in her fruit so she takes extra in for W every day.
R was mortified and said W makes her out to be a liar.
So he can and does eat a normal healthy diet when encouraged by those doing the same around him, eating at the same time as him. Sounds like she can't blame his autism for his appalling diet anymore, and she needs to realise that having him eat beige food alone in his room in front of an ipad while she puts her make up on in the loft, rather than engaging with him and eating with him at the table might be her fault, and not autism.

Not being funny but did Dipsy fill out a holiday request form? Because I'm thinking of calling solicitor Kate and leaving her a voicemail, check out our rights if one of us just fucking disappears when they have a full time job here doing updates for us!

The alternative poem by Astrid

After years of the rat race we needed our heaven,
We found our new home in the backstreets of Devon.

The brixham massive didn't rush to be fans, I left them alone and instead joined the gram.

Followers were few (but why? My outfits are scrummy)?! So I took the plunge and contacted part time working mummy.

Rach is so lush and invited me round, her approach to safeguarding isnt so sound.
I travelled to paignton and arrived at her home, she invited me in with a spliff and a moan.

'These fucking tiny turds are giving it some of that, I'm so bloody stoned and I think you look crap'

We chatted for hours and had so much in common, neither could get a follow from stacey solomon.

I didn't want to leave but it had grown dark, and rach had promised me some help with all of her heart.

She gave me some likes and shared with her chums, suddenly my insta had 30k of huns.

Now rach and Josh are our best friends ever, we spend our sundays all together.

Keys in the fruit bowl and rugs decorating the garden,
We film as we chat without much of a pardon.

Part time working mummy has saved my life, shes a hero to all and a really good wife.

Abandoned at 4 and grew up in a squat, shes selfless and kind my Rach from the block.

May your day be wonderful whatever the weather, Rachele, I love you so hard, like the most fucking ever.

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Turkish tracksuits and a knickerless hoof. Where's the money Rach, tell the truth!

OMG I fucking love them !!!!!

This woman.. I just can’t with her anymore always the woh is me blah, blah, blah..
I’m a 49 year old woman with no children, husband or ex husband ( do have a lovely boyfriend now though )
Some time ago my sister went to the police and reported our estranged father for historical sex abuse against her. After 3 years of not knowing if we were coming or going with the case ( of course he said he didn’t do it ) he finally went to court and was found guilty and sent to prison for 8 years. The day he was found guilty my mum was 4 months into her cancer diagnosis she did not leave her bed after this. 2 months later she died peacefully at home surrounded by her children, grandkids, great grand children. We truly believe she was holding out for justice to be done 7 months later my sister died due to alcohol related issues she was too poorly to give evidence in court ( had to done by video) we were so, so proud of her, she died the same age I am now.
It’s truly heartbreaking what my family has been through but I do not let it define who I am as a person…
Ratshit is a cunt