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Courtroom one, Exeter Crown Court

Court clerk: ‘Do you swear to tell the truth...’

Rach: ‘Troll’

Court Clerk ‘Pardon?’

Rach: ‘Why are you asking about the truth? Troll’

Court Clerk: ‘Hmm right. Could you state your full name’

Rach: ‘Part time working mummy or PTWM’

Court Clerk: ‘No the name on your birth certificate.’

Rach: ‘I don’t know, my Mum left me when I was four.’

Court Clerk: ‘Okay then. Just the name you go by.’

Rach: ‘Oh it’s this one, here on my second book, you can have that for a fiver’ (passes clerk the book.)

Court Clerk: ‘Can you state your occupation?’

Rach: ‘Saviour of women’

Court Clerk: ‘No I mean that job that pays you’

Rach: ‘OMG!! Stalker. All my money is none of your business. It’s MY money’

Court Clerk: Ahh. Well just what you consider your job to be’

Rach: (Unlocks phone, opens Instagram and shows the clerk her page.) ‘It’s there. That’s me ’



(Clerk sits down and barrister stands up)



Barrister: ‘Ms Hambleton. Can you tell me what happened on the night of the alleged attack’

Rach: ‘JOOOSH, JOOOSH’ (Josh runs down from public gallery with a bucket. Rachael grabs bucket, begins to try and vomit horrifically so that she doesn’t have to answer. No vomit arrives.)

Barrister: ‘Ms Hambleton?’

Josh: ‘Can you give her a minute, she’s busy. It’s okay the most beautiful woman in my life ’

Rach: ‘You are so FIT. Can’t believe I get to bang you’

Barrister: ‘MS Hambleton. The night in question?’

(Rachaels phone rings.)

Rach: ‘Sorry that was just my best friend and PA Jo.’

Barrister: ‘Is that Josephine Griffiths?’

Rach: ‘NO THE OTHER JO! UGH. DO YOU NOT EVEN FOLLOW ME’

Barrister: ‘Let’s start again. Can you tell me what happened on the night of the 14th of June 2019.’

Rach: ‘Your on Tattle aren’t you? Asking me questions. Can’t you just be kind? If you don’t like me, just forget about me. JOOOSH, he’s a Tattle bastard JOOSH. Get his IP Address and we are leaving.’

(Rach uncrosses her legs, squeezes her feet back into her Gucci shoes, smoothes of her flat stomach towards the Gallery and drags Josh out of the courtroom by his cap.)

Barrister: ‘I motion to remove Ms Hambleton from the witness list.’

Jury: ‘’

Spot the difference.....

Doeli70 said:

@Ava-Rose Apicella-Wells thank you for your honesty. I appreciate you not wanting to talk about the family for your sisters sake. Can we assume though that josh is as under her control as he looks and that they broke Edies dad's heart?

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When she left E s dad for J not only did she break his heart but she broke mine. He was the first man to come onto my life (other than my grandad) who I felt safe and comfortable with. I absolutely adored Jords he was our night in shining armour. He was so accepting of us girls and was always kind to my mum. And still is.

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“You’re a thief and I’m a bent, sacked copper” - Joshua Marshall; 5 January 2023

Hi it’s Ava-Rose Apicella-Wells replying here (Vanessas daughter also known to you all as stepdaughter 2.) I’ve registered with my real email etc so you guys can see I’m not hiding behind a fake account, if you don’t believe me tell me how I can show on otherwise. This page has come to my attention recently. And I was having a quick scroll. Unfortunately everything Charity and step daughter 12 or 3 has posted is true also a lot of your guesses are right and very close to the truth. I won’t be here long. Thanks to everyone who has been empathetic to my mum and our family. Unfortunately I know not always nice things are put about my sisters Bets and Lu, I will always love them both so much, and they’re good kids. The screen shots of KDIL are real. I’m just replying to this message in particular as it made me chuckle- The part about Tony turning up with his bags, as if he left my mum first was soooo wrong. He actually turned up to our family home (which was soon sold by them both as you know) with R and waltzed her in to meet us 3 girls and my mum...who was actually so mentally damaged from abuse and in fear made R a cup of tea. I think this is hard for all of us “kids” we always knew the truth but kept the peace to stick together. And naturally you grow to love the people around you. Children are easily manipulated in many ways as we were, and lots goes on for little minds. R was a safe space when we were younger at Tony’s as if when she was there at least she would get the brunt of the abuse. As you grow older you realise how fucked childhood and the lies were and not all you thought was true. Its just been slowly brewing on us “why are we still going along with this bullshit?” R and I fell out when I was 11 years old (10 years ago) after she threatened to kick my head in over something I knew nothing about, after she left Jordon for her current husband. We became friends again in 2019 when I thought she had changed and I wanted a relationship with my sisters after 8/9 years of it being very weak. R was helping woman in situations like my mum was in when we were younger. This made me almost forget and forgive everything, what a wonderful thing she was doing...I thought. Almost like a re payment for how awful she treated my mum over the years. One of my sisters came to stay with us early January because of how difficult her relationship was with her mum in the house. This was when we saw R had not changed and she was sensational at emotionally abusing and manipulating her.- it rang a lot of alarm bells for someone who definitely should not be running a woman’s centre. Since this it got worse with r and the patch work team. I advised mum to pull out of the cic. Her behaviour towards mum involved with the cic was very controlling once mum set everything up and did all the hard work for them. I could not face my mum being controlled by R in a job when R has already controlled her the majority of our lives. Here’s your gossip. There’s nothing to hide. Unfortunately it has put a gap between us and our sisters but I knew R s controlling behaviour would do this anyway sooner or later. Boo is fully aware of what her mum is like and how she has treat my mum and others. But she is young and feels she has to tip toe around her. If they back lash at this. I have much evidence, videos and messages between parties from when she stayed. But it won’t come to that so don’t bother asking. Sorry not sorry Rach. Stop putting families against each other and you can’t fuck with my mum anymore.

Hi Keels,

I know you’re reading this as your post quite clearly illustrates that you have spent a lot of time reading these threads whilst simultaneously following social media too. Therefore, I’m wondering how you are able to be a busy journalist yourself given you have so little time?

First, I’ll address your comment about people being in respectable jobs and how they manage to comment on here. I think that was directed at me, so I’ll explain a little about myself.

I spent a lot of my childhood in refuge and I didn’t understand what love or a loving family was... fast forward to becoming involved in relationships that was sexually, physically, financially and emotionally abusive. I’m nearly 40 and I don’t think I’ve ever known what that deep, all consuming, protecting do-anything-for-you kind of love is. I feel it towards and from my children - but I’ve not felt that in a relationship. And yet, I still believe in love. I fiercely believe that if every child was loved and reminded how loved and amazing and kind and inspiring and brave they were, wow... we’d have much less broken adults wouldn’t we?

You see, I was thrown out of a car whilst he sped off with my baby in the back, I was raped whilst heavily pregnant with a painful thrush, I had my child removed from my arms and had to wait three days for her to be returned because his name was on the birth certificate... the irony of all of that was he didn’t want to sign it. His words were “unless you give the baby my surname I won’t have anything to do with it and it’ll grow to be a psycho like you cos you don’t have a dad”.

I’ve had a social worker look at me like I was dirt and she believed him. In fact, they must have thought the refuge was a holiday camp because they didn’t believe me until he attacked someone with an axe ... I had a call from another social worker who said “They’ll believe you now”.

I was called a psycho, slag, whore, mentally unwell. I had to sit in a room with professionals who went through minute details of my medical records, the children’s school reports, my parenting ability. I lost friends. My mum never rang - not once - to see how we were. On Mother’s Day 2014, I sent her a text to tell her I loved her but she didn’t reply. She went out with my sisters for a meal though. And she sat with my ex reading through my court documents. I spent my youngest daughter’s birthday in court. I had to depend on food banks. And I even had to wear nappies in my underwear once when I didn’t have any money to buy sanitary towels.

I work part time and I also study for a PhD. I don’t socialise, I don’t watch telly. I read, go for long walks. I haven’t been it since 2013, I don’t trust many people and I never invite anyone over. I couldn’t trust my family so I can’t trust anyone anymore. I have anxiety and OCD. I overeat and I don’t like me much, I haven’t had a hug - a romantic hug, since 2010 and I so wish I could come home from a crap day and fall into someone’s arms.

I don’t have anyone to tell me it’s going to be okay.

And guess what Keels? Neither do those women I work with. And that’s where I know I am good. Because I know how they feel. I can look in their eyes even when they’re shouting at me - and I can tell them it will get better. I can write about the work I do here, I can’t tell anyone in real life. Some Friday’s I come home and eat and eat and feel tired because I’ve taken on everyone’s worries. I can’t change their world but I can give them hope. I write here in between visiting them, whilst on the bus. I write here when I sit with a coffee when I’ve cleaned upstairs and before I tackle downstairs. I read here when my children are in bed.

Don’t you dare try and belittle us when we wouldn’t have found this thread had it not have been for you. In fact, many of the posters here were angry in your behalf and defended you. No one would have even known who you were. YOU and only you created this... you caused PTWM’s distressing story... I’m now actually wondering if you were both in partnership because 1) she’s gained following since and now people know about you? Some small time journo from the Wirral?

I’m a working class mother, a bit stressed (your words) and you know what pisses me off? People like you and PTWM who get off on exploiting us, taking the piss out of us. Claiming to stand up for those who are tread on and you don’t. Go back to your keyboard and find another topic. I do more good work in a week that you’ve ever done.

You guys are cracking me up so much!
I’ve got a little treat for you. I’ve just zoomed in on the voice note because there were a lot of names and numbers to block out… enjoy!

An Ode to Rachaele

Secrets and Lies
And PayPal scams
The state of her snout
She’s done a few grams

Her fanny is rancid
Her teeth are fucked
Dresses like a hooker
Has questionable conduct

Everything is lush
Everything is vile
Her day will come
In court on trial

Hubby’s a bent copper
He got the sack
Get the Rescue Remedy out
For her fake panic attack

She exploits her kids
To make lots of money
Yet promotes safeguarding
Isn’t that funny?

Nothing is private
She shares it all
From periods and pants
To a tacky Shein haul

Her kids are props
Pulled out for the ‘gram
Half of Devon’s been in
Her hairy clam

A Sunday roast
Every day of the week
They’re pushing the lie
That Wilby can’t speak

She thinks she’s a saviour
But we know that’s not true
She needs to see a doctor
About her infected tuna canoe

Bird boy Josh
Has his balls in R’s bag
Why can’t he see
She’s a walking red flag

Patchwork Family
Hanging on by a thread
There’s not much going on
In that air-filled head

She cries out ‘troll!’
When her lies are uncovered
We’re sure there’s still more
To be discovered

Barcelona
Was a massive flop
Organised by Josh
The bent sacked cop

She never comes down
From her Hobbit Hole
Patreon’s been infiltrated
By a Tattle Mole

Gangster Granny
And PA Jo
Are are complicit
In this massive shit show

Best-selling author
Believe it or not
Her followers and likes
Are probably bought

She claims she’s teetotal
But that’s clearly a lie
Her favourite pastime
Is to get drunk and high

The ads and the links
Line her purse very well
Call HMRC
She needs locked in a cell

She has a brass neck
To come online and plead
For donations and money
It’s just pure greed

Part-Time Mummy
Full time Cunt
Her whole life
Is a money-making stunt

absolute big up to my son’s best friends mum whose worked me out!!! Something else to talk about on the school run now.

Ratshit: "the trolls are jealous"

Tattlers: "oh, are we"

I've passed! I'm so happy and I hope it pisses Rachel right off and hope Bekind annoys the examiner when she has her test especially if Rachel is saying she doesn't need a driving licence to drive all she needs is to be kind. I did my test at same place that Betsy will be going to.

For clarification for the huns - the list of overnight stays is NOT about how much it costs or who pays for it, it's to highlight how often they have been away alone since Joyce started his "career break" which was apparently to spend more time with the children, particularly Wilby following his diagnosis. Note that I haven't included their family holiday, or the times they have gone away taking one or more of the children (even when they haven't included Wilby).

As for the comments that I must be neglecting my kids if I have any - mine has never
- played in an unflushed toilet
- eaten firelighters
- played with a fan while I was filming myself in a bikini in another room
-been left unattended in their bedroom for hours at a time despite being a violent, autistic, non verbal toddler
- been left eating unsupervised in a different room
- wandered the house wailing "where is my family"
- vaped
- drunk alcohol
- been out roaming the streets late at night
- had underage sex

Tell me who's neglecting their kids again?

At this point I'm passed 'where's the PayPal money' which is what turned me from a follower to here.
What I want from you Rachel is a casestudy. I want a step by step guide on how you helped one of these women you rehoused in like 4 hours or whatever ridiculous claim you made.
* how did the woman contact you ? Was she referred by social services? The local authority? Was it an out ot hours case ? Did they call you ?
* when you got her in the accommodation you found was there a cooker ? Whitegoods? If not did you help her get some ?
* was the electricity/gas connected in the property? Did you help her transfer these into her name ?
*if the woman had no money management skills did you arrange for her to speak to a money guidance counsellor? If so what tips was that lady given?
* did the premises have beds, bedding ? Again did you sort this? How?
*did the woman have food to feed her kids ? If not how did you overcome that ?
*was the accommodation near the kids existing school? Her work ? Does she drive ? If not is she on a bus route ?
* what security measures did your organisation put in place to the property ?
* what aftercare has this family received since you 'saved her life'

For any of us that either work in this field or have been in a situation like this we can smell bullshit a mile off so PROVE. US. WRONG. step by step Rachel. Walk us through from the initial contact to now.

Rachel your safeguarding skills are shocking.
"A family of 9" instantly recognisable
"A family with twins" instantly recognisable
Showing womens handwriting- that's right INSTANTLY RECOGNISABLE.
If you was on my team I would sack you immediately.

sooooooooo

Babyboos5 said:

Also the fact she name checked Lucy proves she still reads here. Hi Rach

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Why is Lucy getting all the attention? I'm the one who put all the time into the wiki and recaps!

It's probably because Lucy has an actual name in her username and I don't (and her name isn't even Lucy!). She'd look a right twat going "yeah I've got a troll called Dipsy"

Bookmarked the last page I was on, my dad has now passed away so I won't be back online for a while but rest assured Rachel I'll be back.

Hi Rach, was I blocked because you didn't agree with something I said? I also messaged YOU for help about a DV relationship I was in.....did you help? No!!!! Did you say "aww babes, that's shit", yes you did. The night I messaged you, I ended up in hospital. I had a broken jaw and nose, my ribs were fucked and I couldn't hold my baby. Thanks for your help, you cunt!!!

Guys… this Sylvanian Dramas account is Rach’s biggest chroll…

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PTWM #164 It’s all starting to crack,last year Josh Marshall got the sack