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Couldn’t resist . First thing I thought of when I saw chavvy Johnboy

New thread suggestion. Anything Trash can do Tan can do better. Wetwipe Derek gets wetter and wetter.

Update - just seen she’s at that beach house bistro an hour ago...Iv just come out of Harry Ramadens which is opposite!! My eyes are WIDE OPEN watching!!!

Hi everyone, hope you’re all home cosy now with your pjs on and ‘cuppa tea’ and pre dinner nibbles while your 10 tonnes of carbs are cooking, hehe so blessed and cosy. Love my cosy home, it’s so cosy. Cosy cosy cosy

My new fave hash tag

Was just looking at the reviews for where Tanya works and saw this, I’m pretty sure they’re talking about her

It looks like a bit of Billy bear ham

What baffles me is the “fiancé insisted on a takeaway”, yet again someone else pacifying her outbursts and behaviour with greasy food.
There’s nothing wrong with having KFC, but it’s not needed just because you had a meltdown in the car over traffic? Fucking grow up you debt ridden old snatch

Tasha is just hilarious. Her employer died and it’s so very sad... anyway who cares I’m having a hot chocolate in my shitty loungewear it’s so cosy!

Round of applause for Trasha having ONE lettuce leaf

I know i’m going to hell....

Apparently Trasha is in her hot tub admiring the snowy rooftops. Literally, laughed so much a bit of wee came out when I saw said snowy rooftop. Is she having a laugh? That’s a heavy frost where I live.

Maggie28 said:

We are having a friends night and we are ordering pizza. Not sure the lasagna is iconic friends recipe? Pretty sure it’s the trifle, meatball sub and pizza. And over sized cups of coffee.
she really is a nob!

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Isn’t Monica’s Turkey and gravy sandwich the iconic recipe? The one where Ross takes it to work and someone takes it from the fridge and eats it? #moistmaker

littlemissgiggles said:

She'll no doubt be decorating every wall with the New York skyline as we speak, just in time for Thursday.

Just so extra, lol! #friends #ihavenofriends #couldiBEanymoreextra

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The one where Tanzi has no friends...

Oh dear

Sorry, but am I the only one who is absolutely CREASED at Tasha’s favourite boutique being called Fanny Adams?

Please tell me I’m not the only childish one here who feels it’s fitting and hilarious that this is the utter fanny’s fave shop?!

Would you like some ice for that burn Tanya?

Tan is definitely the type of person to check into hospital on FB and then when someone asks if she is ok replies with “will message you hun”. There is absolutely nothing wrong with her, she had still been liking posts on instagram during her 24 hour posting break. Bore off Tanya you attention seeking ape

I do prefer Trash out of the two, but I literally nearly spat my drink out reading her post!! I know she is dim, but for fucks sake come on, there's no excuse, you just don't post that. Someone died, someone's family is devastated and grieving and lives changed forever and she's talking about being cosy and christmas in the same fucking post?!

She is so self-centred it's actually unbelievable. Literally no one else matters in this world other then her and her family. We already knew that but it gets worse and worse each time! #superspreader #shedidntknow

If that was a member of my family and I saw her post on Instagram I'd knock her the fuck out.

Crying at this. Surely one of us!

I have an omelet maker.
Called a frying pan