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She has beaten Tanya to her cheese evening.

me trying to find the snow in trashbags garden

"My lovely man is better than yours"?! - try saying that to the woman/man whose partner has just finished a gazillion hour shift caring for patients on a Covid ward but, oops, didn't get time/was just too exhausted to stop off on their way home to buy some entirely unessential roses!

I find this comment horrible, gloating and, in light of the current situation, highly inappropriate.

I’m a bit behind, but the uncanny similarity just struck me...




No need for Halloween horror when your own husband is a fucking nightmare

A tattler? Let’s see her response to this one! The Grams on fire tonight for claws out calling Ginger cunt out! Lol

Bet Tanya needs to be careful leaving her house while the market is on. She'll have farmers following her around trying to get her to back into the field #naughtycow

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Trans on the prowl for a freebie tree, trash all ready for elf day heehee

Thread title suggestion Tanya & Tasha #36 -Ready meal faking, debt making & Covid piss taking

We just had to comment on the new F&M basket. If you knew Del at all then you would know there is no way in hell he would ever buy something like that for her, 100% she has bought that herself and is saying he’s got it as a surprise. She used to do this at work all the time saying that he’d got her stuff and when we used to ask him he would have no idea. For some reason we never went back and asked her why she lied but I wish we had now. Mind you if ever she was in a bit of trouble or had a disagreement with anyone she’d be off sick for a week

She probably pinched those dinner trays from a hospital ward on one of the many times she’s been admitted for sore neck, blindness, itchy fanny, broken back, high blood pressure, food poisoning from an insisted takeaway, covid 2021 and a meltdown Over traffic.

And sorry, but taco saying it’s just amazing honey...:. Darling, it’s a scoop of fake potato, with a fucking turkey twizzler, followed by a choc ice. Really?!

Pair of absolute dicks

Hello everyone I am a long time lurker of this thread and unfortunately a follower of them two - and up until recently I was a regular commenter on their instagram posts but I've stopped it all now and made an account on here to join in if thats ok.?

Both of them need help and I have unfollowed them both now as well I found this thread when Tanya posted last week about it and a few of the women that I chat to on instagram (I have a 'home' account with double the followers tanya has - not bragging, just saying - and that will likely out me and they will block me now but I do not care one bit) have seen the mess that T&T have become so we're all steering away.

Theres a lot of accounts on instagram that follow them for the comedy content they provide us with, trust me

This thread makes me giggle so much its very entertaining I look forward to chatting with you all

This......my fiancé Bollocks you bought it yourself 🦧

“Amazing table hunni xx”

seriously Taco? SERIOUSLY?! Do you also tell your nutty W2B that she tells amazing lies? “Amazing bullshit today hunni xx” or “amazing refund at M&S for all the Percy pig stuff hunni xx”

“Amazing cover up about our rented hot tub hunni xx”

“Amazing dry split ends today hunni xx”

“WOW amazing stages pics of us pretending to have fun today hunni xx”

“Amazing lies about not going to eleven shops in one day hunni blew my mind xx”

Fuck off and find your tiny shrivelled locked away balls please tic tac, I’ve found centipedes with more independence and life in them than you!

Maggie28 said:

We need @Stockers_45 to knock us up some photos of Tan & Taco dressed as Danny and Sandy

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Here you go @Maggie28

So who’s going to tell Tanya that’s not this years love island contestants #Dickhead

The Tash/Tan drinking game. Take a shot every time....
They post a themed meal
They say cosy/kiddies/festive
They post a pic of the TV set up with drinkies and nibbles
They post fluffy socks/pajamas

Down your drink when Tash copies Tanya

P.S. Don’t actually do this you will die!!

Spring vibes have arrived on Sunday 3rd Jan!!!!!!!!

Let’s see how long these last on Tashas Hot
Tub pic

I’m at home today off my head on dihydrocodeine, just went on insta to look for Trasha’s profile and couldn’t find her. Panicked thinking I was blocked. Until I then realised I’d typed ‘Trasha’ in the search box

Crazycatlady18 said:

Why can’t tashas bubba’s not get a glass, put some nesquick and some milk in it themselves? My mum would tell me to bog off and make my own

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I very much doubt James has been "hassling" her to make him a milkshake covered in jelly and love hearts served with a curly heart straw.