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Oh come on now Tash...

So last night I went back and checked everything orangutan has bought since feb. this is minus make up, decorations, clothing, weekends away. Anyone want to add up how much this all comes to?

Is that a whole lime she's shoved in her drink

Why Trasha

I laughed at this comment

She bought that cake in Sainsbury’s last week when she was dribbling over the Lindt chocolate! Look in the corner! So either Hubby didn’t choose his cake or he wasn’t at work this day

Someone just private messaged me on here from another thread I comment on asking if that was me in my profile pic LOL. fuck off no!!!

Minibean said:

Is everyone excited for Saturday??

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Omg ELF NIGHT is back!!! Yes! This will make my Saturday. The best day of the year, with trash in her elf pjs and slippers jingling about hehe oh my I am living for this!

I don’t know about anyone else but Tash has made me all nostalgic today. I had almost forgotten about the unpainted banister from her renovation. Good times, good times

Just had my lunch and WOW those frazzles were amazing hunny. My actual hubby made me a chicken sandwich feeling so blessed and cosy and I have got a tall spring in my eye.

Might watch seventeen movies this afternoon before cracking on with dusting a few photo frames and then cooking my spaghetti carbonara. WOW so creamy and average on my standard white plates from John Lewis. I hope I know what to cook because my kitchen equipment isn’t named with all the correct foods.

Cacaca said:

I have friends who have had numerous weekends away after restrictions were lifted. They are certainly not spreading corona about. They broke zero rules by travelling and due to their job, they are regularly tested. No offence to anyone but I feel the need to stick up for friends who could be tarred with the same brush as T&T by enjoying trips away.

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Unless your friends are T&T then I am not talking about them.

She'll probably lay on the bed surrounded by her love heart cushions and fairy lights tonight with the "Reserved" sign balancing on her chubby fanny

Omg what a bitch!!! Right trash, I don’t like you but you NEED to book this evening yourself, but go on the night before tanya does so you get all the pics and videos for the gram first.

we got you girl, do it!!

Muser said:

Just got this from her

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When you don’t know true facts? #wedidntknow

Love how we were all too distracted with Tanya being a bitch to comment on Tashas fish finger, bread, salad, spaghetti hoops, chips, lemon slice and mayo dinner

The little bottle of Freixenet is getting its weekly outing from the props cupboard

So little recap, we had the gruesome twosomes birthday. They didn’t mention seeing each other, so we think they met up.
Tanya thinks it’s acceptable to drive over 10 miles to get to an M&S just so she can buy the Valentine’s food and get more Percy pig shit.
Trasha won Valentine’s because she is actually married to her moron.
Trasha still belittles her kids.
She works less than a hour a week.
Her house is still filthy.
Tranya is an uncultured tart.
Tranya still hasn’t set a date for the wedding.
Onslows fingers are rotten and could do with a good scrub.
They both spent well over £100 on Valentine’s Day crap, and I bet both of them had shit sex that night.
We have pancakes at dawn, and Tans been practicing making pancakes but can’t clean the pan properly.
They still can’t make the most simple things like a batter mix, they both purchased ready mix batter.
Pair of cunts.
Tan is still spending and her kids don’t seem to live there or even pop round.
Taco is probably still chained up, and fed scraps.
I’d like to know what they are giving up for lent.
I am giving up Coke Zero, I can’t give up Tattle, I love it too much.

I almost had a heart attack - thought Tanya had blocked my fake account too, but I searched orangutan in the search bar instead of Tanya

'my man is better than yours'...
What grown woman actually speaks like that?!

Not sure about where ManTan lives but where I live it’s fucking Wednesday, fucking dickhead