Babybail93

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Excellent bank balance and no mortgage? Yet her house still looks like a hostel from 1992 Slovakia? Make it make sense
 
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CheCheKitty1

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Nanna bea aka Bev. A fame-hungry, big-gobbed careworker (who does night shifts but never mentions it, except on days ending in “y”), who comes from some corner of Yorkshire that time forgot. She has clawed her way to tiktok fame via some very dubious cooking tutorials that centre on the sort of food that you thought didn’t exist anymore and it’s mainly beige or brown and covered in gravy. Gravy is Bev’s main default setting. Lest we think Bev is stuck in a 70’s time warp, we get to hear about how “inclusive” she is with regards race and sexuality - the only problem is, it doesn’t ring true.

She 62, but has had a very hard paper round judging by her face and attitude, and she could easily pass for someone a decade older. However, her followers in the cult of Bev, tell her she looks young and is generally amazing, and she believes the hype.

She’s the matriarch of the sort of family that could be described as special in every way, and her husband, the permanently red-faced Grandper Dave, looks like a man who has regretted meeting Bev ever since the day he did. A favourite hate watch for many!
 
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essence_of_rock

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Can someone tell me is grandpa Dave an alcoholic? I’m lost cos I unfollowed her cos she was wrecking my head 😂
He’s been pissed since they got married in the sixties.

Anyway 👹Nanna’s👹 had a Blossom Hill. The ‘come dine with me’ recycle is up on TT. It won’t be long until we see the wedding photo where Granper Dave is dressed up as Peter Sutcliffe.
 
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Daniowl27

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"I get attached far too easily"

Didn't take you long to get unattached to grandchild number 5 that you just happen to forget exists though does it nanna?
 
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kayefeluu20

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She's so foul. I know exactly her type in the work place. Old hand, knows everything, won't be told a single thing, rude to trainees and managers who are younger than her. I see it every day when doing code of conduct stuff at work. Probably breaks GDPR & health and safety laws on the reg but it's 'how it's always been done love', see her on the rota and roll your eyes. Always very busy but never doing anything.

Haggard, empty headed cave dweller.
 
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simmypeace

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this absolutely killed me off!! the accuracy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 happy friday everyone x
 
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Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn

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A very brief recap -
instant porridge is bad but instant mash is the best thing ever

Bev still can’t believe the youth of today don’t know how to cook and despairs at what they are taught these days. She’s got a load of ready meals in for her 40+ year old son, who can’t cook.

We’re all still traumatised by the 💖afternoon delight💖 TikTok.
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My photoshop skills are as good as 👹Nanna’s👹 cooking…
 
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