CheCheKitty1

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Little update for newbies who don’t know the family set up like us veterans - Bev has one daughter and three sons. The eldest one is her daughter Helen who has three daughters and is married to the prematurely aged Richard, who Bev has a bit of a thing for. Then she has twin sons Martin and Steven. Martin has a teenage son from his first marriage and is now engaged to a woman he found on the internet who has two kids of her own. The new fiancée is the gormless looking woman in jam jar glasses you may have seen on the family get together videos. Bev is still very close to his former wife and has made many videos to let us know because it proves how amazing she is apparently. The other twin, Martin, had an Eastern European girlfriend who made a fleeting appearance in one of her Toby videos and has never been seen or mentioned since. Helen is a teaching assistant and both Martin and Steven work in supermarkets.

The youngest son is Tom. Him and his wife give off pseudo emo/goth-lite vibes and they both think they’re something special. They have no children just cats and a haunted doll. His wife has her own tiktok account where she showcases her singing and her psychic abilities. They both worked in Asda, but I think his wife recently changed jobs and he’s working on the pharmacy counter because he’s clever enough to count the boxes of Lemsip and paracetamol rather than the tins of baked beans. I hope this gives a good intro to the Stewart’s of Keighley!
 
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ncc89

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Why are people trying to say she has a Yorkshire sense of humour that other people don’t get? I’m from Yorkshire and I think she’s a cunt 🤣
 
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CheCheKitty1

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Well, well, well…I’ve just seen the @leoni post and I have a theory. I get a really strong vibe that it was written by someone who thinks they’re much more clever than they really are. The manner in which the writer defended Bev was done in a cringingly pretentious way and i immediately thought of her daughter-in-law, she of the haunted doll and the operatic ambitions on the karaoke. It seems like just the sort of essay she’d come up with in order to defend Bev. Just a theory…
 
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Carpetandcurtains

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I don't have a problem with these forums, but someone like her is such low hanging fruit, is this really how you old ladies make yourselves feel better about your sexless marriages and debilitating lives where you don't leave your sofas? I'll hear you out, if you can give me some genuine reason you hate this woman besides the fact she heavily moderates her comments and gets into petty arguments because she isn't that well-versed online. She reminds me of every woman her age I've ever worked with or knew. She's totally corny and predictable, and I kind of get the viral forums on here about people with genuinely problematic behaviour, but this is a new kind of sad. You hate that she seems to think she's a celebrity, which is true but I mean, she low-key is now. You don't think she deserves it, but deserves what? Let the weird old lady live. Yeah her food is typical and nothing special, but it's far from gross. If a single one of you can justify to me why she deserves this gross thread, I'll listen. But I've read more than half of it, and I don't seem to understand what her crime is. Blocking people? Over-using an airfryer? Being a 60-odd year old woman, that god forbid, actually gets a little bit of a kick out of some serendipitous online vitality? She 'doesn't deserve her fame' sounds petty, nobody deserves 'fame', and her likening to it is hardly critical. My point is, does anyone have the guts to actually take the words to justify why this, and you know it full well, ordinary lady deserves this vitriol? She's no Jack Monroe, Mrs Hinch or whatever influencer. She's just a bit of a tone deaf, slightly annoying, old woman. You know full well many of you have had women like her in your life, who you know the better of, and know full well. Imagine if this was your friend, or relative. Imaging is probably beyond you all because you're so resentful of your own lives.

If you have a problem with what I've said, the smartest thing you can do is challenge it and counter point. But I doubt it'll happen. We'll see.
Go on then, I'll take you on....
She's a bully. Pure and simple. She goes out of her way to harass people for asking questions and having a difference of opinion to her. She uses horrific events (Hillsborough) as a way of gaining attention.
Oh and as for your 'old ladies' opening gambit, I'd give that a 'must try harder'.
If you don't like what is posted here, nobody is forcing you to read.
 
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HenriiCoop

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I just had a look at the goth daughter in law’s page and it turns out the doll she carries around is haunted by a dead French lady who’s now her spirit guide.

Imagine dying and coming back trapped in the body of a doll being lugged around by an adult goth in Keighley. Shudder.
 
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HenriiCoop

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Stewart Syndrome a condition characterised by their below average heights and intelligence, lack of discernible neck and square heads. May cause delusions such as belief they can rap, cook or dance.

Though people living with Stewart Syndrome may lead independent lives they might be prone to outbursts of aggression when drinking alcohol, so some supervision is recommended.

Those living with Stewart Syndrome make up 70% of The Sun’s remaining readership.
 
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HenriiCoop

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These are the vibes I get from Bev:

Coercive/abusive to Grander Dave.

Emotionally incestuous with her sons, particularly the one with the ponytail and the greasy goth girlfriend.

Probably jealous of her daughter Helen and that’s why she’s nowhere near as affectionate to her as to the boys. She clearly sees all women as competition (see the Come Dine With Me performance).

She’s a pick me girl with all this, “I do the DIY, I’m a grafter, I do all the housework, I’m built different” because she’s never been a looker she’s craved the attention of men and tried to get it with this “I’m not like other girls” act. A little Pick Me Pygmy if you will.

Absolutely gagging for it from her son in law and probably doing this also to wind Helen up.

A bully to her friends, shoving her camera in their faces even while acknowledging they hate being plastered on her TikTok.

A narcissistic control freak absolutely desperate to get famous but with no discernible talent or ability.

Miserable and think skinned. She thinks EVERYONE who isn’t grovelling at her feet is a troll 👿
 
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