gigilouxx

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“I’ll wipe Elsie’s arse in a minute I’m just eating a piece of Helen’s christening cake that I defrosted this morning”
 
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gigilouxx

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I bet it’s absolutely killed her off ordering that pizza instead of defrosting something she made on Charles and Diana’s wedding
 
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Hereforthehottea

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Thank you for choosing my thread title, I’m just waiting for tea time to celebrate with a Wimpy meal my auntie’s had in her freezer since they opened their first branch in 1954 and two bottles of Londis wine, that’ll ding dang do for me!
 
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gigilouxx

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Even if she has... she'll never admit it. It will be "I've finally done what my lovlies have been saying and retired"
👹NANA👹 has an amaaaazin opportunity, I’ve grafted all my adult life for this smelly house and my weird kids and now it’s time to take advantage of being able to give up work and do TikTok full time, let’s all celebrate with some cake which was put in the freezer on the day the USSR was dismantled and has been defrosted and revitalised in Nina, that’ll ding dang do for 👹NANA👹
 
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gigilouxx

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Every time I come on this thread I remember a screenshot of her showin her legs in heels and someone commented saying it looks like their dad has their mums shoes in and it absolutely finishes me every time
 
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Babychicken

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I apologise in advance for this, but I have nobody else I can share these intrusive thoughts with. What do you think she uses to combat her vaginal dryness? My money’s on beef dripping.
 
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Lorny

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Grandper Dave in his big jumper and her with her oodie and Tom and Jerry pjs on, fuck all happened in that room. I think they would have to revive Dave’s cock in Nina.
 
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