Tragically I am the one who is 6 foot 4 and broad. If I only dated people bigger than me I'd have been shagging Hagrid.I made it a rule to only ever date people bigger than me, and it was one of the main reasons I decided DH was The One because he's 6ft4 and broad with it, he makes me look teeny tiny even though I'm not
Rough as rats, we hate the fats.
you get a terrible tent dress and a gilded parking diagram now please fuck off x
I’m a midwife and I smell fanny less often than mumsnetters.
You are all thread Godparents and therefore invited to the christening. The dress code is (obviously) fedoras and trouser suits for the lesbians and sister wife dresses for everyone else - thus making me look less elephantine in the photos. Agreed?
She was a vegan and one of those really irritating militant ones, who would tell me exactly how the bit of cooked cow on my plate had been slaughtered. Christ, I am going to miss her. We'd go paddle boarding in arctic temperatures and when we went to Surf Snowdonia, to do the inflatables, she pissed herself laughing when I got relegated into the 'over 75kg' group, so I wouldn't jump on the bouncy things and inadvertently kill a teeny tiny. She was a good 'un though, one of life's pure souls, she deserved to live to be 101. At least 5 families will have had the call they have been praying for, this weekend, because she was a match for a lot of people on the transplant list.Awful @Serene Serena I'm so sorry. But laughing at "she was a vegan"
As CEO of Ocado, I do find people like this very sad. I rarely go on Mumsnet as I'm very busy running Ocado and spending my enormous salary on designer clothes (mainly overalls and things with huge bows that partially block my vision as I love them so much) and £500 weekly manicures but when I do I often see these people living out online fantasies and I show them to my gorgeous husband who runs his own business and we laugh so much the echoes go through our 14 bedroom mansion for hours. It really is a silly thing to do as people know you're lying.
I went swimming yesterday and when I tried to pay the receptionist said "under 4's go free, but you'll need your mum and dad with you" when I got my ID out the woman in the queue behind me fainted.
Those threads make me despair for humanity. Not even just on Mumsnet, I see it all over Facebook too. My dad worked his whole life in the NHS, working over time as much as he could in a very stretched clinic. He retired at 65, then we went in to lockdown so he went back to work as a volunteer to help out, giving up his own time for no money. 6 weeks later he had a stroke and is now paralysed for the rest of his life. He is entitled to PIP and has now got a motability car that needed to be big enough for his wheelchair and all his equipment to fit, as well as high enough for him to be able to get in and out of because he has no use of one leg and limited use of the other