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StickyStick said:

I left mumsnet as I simply didn't fit in there anymore, I wasn't disinfecting my child enough times a day and my child eats more than carrot sticks. I also got bored of using my imagination to fill in the endless gaps where posts had been deleted. Oh and I got told to fuck off for saying shabby chic was now a bit naff, and endured 3 pages of abuse because someone had a shabby chic dresser and liked it!

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I once had the same thing when I’d just started posting on MN. I said that UGG boots weren’t fashionable anymore and they looked like shoes made from oven gloves. I enjoyed the wind up, tbh. There are some touchy people on there

Casually browsing Monsoon (for I am fond of looking like a mix between a primary school art teacher and a milkmaid, I am not averse to some of the sack dresses tbf because I prize comfort over fashion) - and LOOK AT THE NAME OF THIS DRESS


Shall I get it so I can say "Help I have a Delma" IRL?

I present to you all these wise words from the oral sex thread. What a wonderful image she has painted in my mind. A lovely wee cum parcel, presented in a foreskin. Just the right gift for the man who has it all x

Oh nuclear war
I do hope you kill the poor
So many are fat
I cant cope with that
The war will make them thin
The nhs will win
But please don’t conscript my darling wilberforth
He is too posh to be sent to the north

Average helpful MN response

In the last thread we learned that
Leggings should only be worn by those who are not "large of thigh, or arse, or calf" and especially not nude colours. Unless you are a slender and toned size 8. Check with your husband if he isn't busy with his hobby.

You can and probably should wear a dress that the Amish have rejected as a bit frumpy and a cross body bag. Unless you are fat. In which case wear all black especially at a wedding


Stepkids can and probably should be used as a means of escape from a fire. It not YOUR FAULT their dad loves you so it's an acceptable sacrifice.

People should just get over their MH problems, unless they get anxious about the front door/asking for a seat on the train/talking to family members. In which case it probably should be reported.


Chickens remain massive as do salads and teenage sons

I was banned for trolling after two of my tall tales ended up on the mail.

bread-pitt said:

Today’s “I’m so teeny tiny” thread is brought to you by someone so teeny tiny she has to use Calpol for pain relief as pills are too big for her teeny tiny throat.

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She should wrap it in ham, even chihuahuas can swallow tablets wrapped in ham.

My son wrote something like "I love my mummy, she gives me lots of cuddles and smiles. Daddy is a cold man"

I had to reassure the teacher my husband has Renaud's not that he is emotionally dead

CrimsonCountess said:

Ring Opticians/111 for emergency help Post on Mumsnet

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I did like this one who has gone one further than the A&E NOW!! comment by mentioning a specific hospital in London, with absolutely no thought to the fact that OP could be in North Wales or Cornwall

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I think all threads should be answered like that now.

Yesterday someone asked where to get Nescafé toffee nut latte from and someone replies saying b&m have that flavour. BORING. She should've said 'B&M. NOW.'.

My child wasn't chosen as the lead in a play - Headteacher. Now.

My husband is late coming home - solicitor. Now.

My MIL wants to visit for 20 minutes once a year - Hitman. Now.

I have been invited to a wedding - £850 sack dress. Now.

“British tourist BLASTS EasyJet for ‘no wheelbarrows’ policy”

“British tourist BANNED for attempting to smuggle snake on plane”

“British tourist SLAMMED by Spanish authorities for single-handedly destroying her entire hotel by covering it with pieces of painted plywood”

“British tourist SHAMED for leaving gay son at home on once-in-a-lifetime trip”

Well ladies. In what would probably be an epic Mumsnet five parter I have blown up my life of 32 years, left home like a teenager and am currently sat in a hotel room with Tattle and a large bottle of wine trying to drown out the noise of everything around me.
There was a time I’d have posted this over there for advice, but no more. So cheers girls. Im both excited and terrified for the future.
Maybe I need a holiday in Tunisia

A man has posted saying he's not educated but started his career as a scaffolder and worked his way up to now own his own business and he's fallen for a very educated woman and asking if he should ask her out despite the fact he hasn't got any formal education and so isn't sure if she would be interested.

Someone has posted this -

If you started off in scaffolding, do you have a past that could cause an issue down the line? Criminal record or anything like that?

Someone messaged me on Mumsnet begging me for a code and I wrote back saying 'No is complete sentence.'

I cannot WAIT for my AI holiday. I’ve got half a dozen bikinis and will be enjoying the on-tap cocktails whilst sending their kids for their 16th ice-cream at 11am.

Meanwhile - MN mum is steaming lentils for the big salad and google translating the back of packets in a dank French village shop to avoid sucre before doing 4 hours a day cleaning in her high-end gite whilst her husband fucks off for 6 hours on his bicycle but comes home smelling of frites et biere! Quick 12 hour clean before check-out before a 10 hour wait in blistering heat at Calais fedue to a lorry blockade and sad-face migrants making you want to log it with 999.

Big reveal… all my bikinis are a size 20! *mic drop*

And it seemed to me she lived her life fishing candles out the bin

Auntie Serena calling in, Dnephew is here, mum and baby well and happy. Baby weighs nearly 6lb so I’ve ordered Ozempic ready. However I have gone NC with DSis because she’s refusing to call him Benson. Or even Kevin or Dean.

Just before it was time to start a new thread I had a little nosy to see what the title would be and I'd just like to pay tribute to some absolute bangers that didn't even get nominated:

"Can we have a bit less piss taking and more fawning please" - @Geetbo

"Try bending over a dictionary, you illiterate tramp." - @ButtonDownTheHutches

"The moral of this story is never buy a cardigan for the same price as a second hand Ford Fiesta." - @Serene Serena

"Oral sex doesn't pay the bills OP" - @ChampagneBox

"I've got two kids, where's this Ferrari money coming from" - @Cheddar Chalpupa

"Fat cunt" - @Geetbo


I bloody love this thread

Salmonshirt said:

Greedy guzzling gays!!!

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Feel like I've been summoned.

'Jacqueline High' made me laugh.