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rainbowlemon said:

He could have come later post birth, then done skin to skin at any point.
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*skin to chin

You better werk said:

I don't think Anna followed her own advice about inviting brown people to the party

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It looks like a cross between a funeral with everyone in black, and a Tory party conference.

petitspois said:

My children love cucumber so I buy quite a few each week. I've genuinely lost count how many times I get a salacious comment when people see my trolley, even from women. Do people really shove whole vegetables up their vaginas?

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No because we have vibrators and even then- I’m not shoving it up me! If I want something useless shoved up me I’d have sex with my husband!

The ‘we talk constantly so our short relationship is actually much longer than other relationships’ is just bizarre. That’s the start of a relationship! It’s the hormones. It’s what happens. We’ve all done it. The new person is the funniest, sexiest, most interesting person you’ve ever met, and you just want to be with them/talk to them/shag them ALL THE TIME. And then before you know it they eat pasta too noisily and snore.

It sounds like a teenager telling their parents they just don’t understand what love is.

Imagine claiming to be sleep deprived to the extent you fell down the stairs with your baby then getting childcare to go and see Bridget Jones rather than having an early night. She's my new Jack Monroe

I’ll tell you what kind of impact my ex introducing his new partner after six weeks (and 4 months after we split) and insisting our son slept at hers from then on, had on my son.

He went from coping with our split to being horrendously confused as to where he was, where he was supposed to sleep, being shut in a unfamiliar room in an unfamiliar house, from bed sharing with his dad to his dad refusing to comfort him, to having to compete with two older children he didn’t know, to being confused as to whether he should like his ‘new stepmum’ and what that meant in regards to how he felt towards me, to hating going to his dads.

His anxiety levels shot up, he acted out constantly around me because he was afraid I was going to do the same thing, he kept saying he wanted me and daddy to get back together, he said he loved his new stepmum as much as me because she bought him toys I wouldn’t (ugh) and then when his dad started telling him he could live with them in this new blended family he was even more confused as dad never took part in family life before.

It took nearly a year of constant reinforcement to our son and being the bigger person (whilst my ex abused me over email, the new partner trolled me online and they both made my life a misery) before my son overcame the changes.

When I met my now partner I waited 6 months before I introduced him. I needed to be 100% sure I was sure about the relationship and that my son would cope with the change. Thankfully he did, and he adores my partner. We’ve been together for over a year and no rushed engagement and cringe posting needed!
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What I meant to say was that Anna may well have disengaged from her marriage, but I can bet you the kids didn’t. To split is one thing, to divorce is another, but to introduce and blend families within a fucking year borders on insanity and is in no way beneficial for the children. They need time to process the divorce, to find their place, to grief for the family unit, to feel comfortable in their own home after so many changes. To uproot them and insist they share with another family 50% of the time just because you’ve fallen in love in record quick time is shockingly bad parenting.

Even more insane (on top of the lying) is that this baby was apparently so so fragile, yet was dragged here there and everywhere as soon as she was born? Poor mite don’t even own a bloody hat! And ooh delicate paper-thin scar…. Maybe stop going to fucking parties and humping prams through London to get to the opening of an envelope - and actually heal?

Her next post will be “I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can wear white whenever you want. Can we normalise wearing white long wedding dresses to school pick up, drop off, the milk run, getting a smear test at the GP, and posh events at the natural history museum? We have to change the narrative around wearing white. You can be funny, visceral, emotional, cerebral, hormonal, and still wear white wedding dresses!”

Reckon the nanny with the fishy fanny is a sort of au pair Mother’s help type thing. Not being paid proper nanny rates, probably helps out with the kids in exchange for a room and internet exposure.

Definitely does not earn enough for 5 kids at private school. Probably doesn’t earn enough for his 3 kids at private school without family money (which I assume will not cover Anna and Matt’s kids whatever happens).
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If I was Anna tbh I’d be terrified, this guy makes no sense. I can see her motivation for the wedding (content, securing the bag, getting a win over her ex)… but what is his?

I genuinely can’t see how a rational lawyer decides to marry a stranger he got pregnant on the first or second date. Who is married to someone else. The potential random financial exposures give me a headache. You’d think having been divorced before (which I’m guessing was expensive) he’d be more wary.

My strong feeling is that he’s the kind of guy who would lovebomb, let Anna get all carried away planning a wedding basically by herself and then tap out a few months before because he wasn’t feeling it. And his friends and family would all shrug and say yes he is a bit like that, we hoped it would work out but you did get pregnant without knowing each other really.

I feel like Anna is so naiive she thinks the proposal and content baby will bind them together. But if you look at the way he’s treated his existing kids (proposing to a woman they’ve never met) it’s so clear that he doesn’t take these bonds that seriously.

If she was my friend I’d be so worried for her. Luckily she’s not, she’s a twat, and she’ll get a few years worth of tit content out of it (“Rebuilding myself fragile maternal brick by brick after being shattered by a narcissist” “From the outside my life looked perfect but my rich partner who held me in the hole would become the hole in which I was dragged with a visceral force” “I tried so hard to be sexy to keep my partner interested after the birth of our baby… here’s why I was breaking inside and I am starting a SEXY CAMPAIGN to tell other women that they shouldn’t have to do it”)

This is the embodiment of a car crash and I feel so sorry for those children. This is no better than something from Jeremy Kyle except she just happens to be educated.

Are you here yet @Rosieee I got an Uber cba walking!

Right so Hi everyone. Ive come over to this thread from MOD & FOD thread following MPs recent announcement she had PND and PP and had been suffering for the past 3 years. She proclaimed she’d sought help 18 months ago but then got her diagnosis recently.

For any of you neigh sayers our there who may have wondered how someone with such debilitating mental health issues managed to...here we go...write books, go on book tours, lobby government and companies for her flex appeal campaign, run an Instagram account, go to TV awards, create content for Ads, write articles for magazines, present a radio show, run a house and Mother two children (to name but a few of her activities), she’s a high functioning depressive.

So she was signed off work made her announcement about PND & PP and then came back, with what can only be described, literally, as, with Gusto #AD, five minutes later flogging her new book.

Forgive me as I’m new to MP and many have said she’s one of the “better ones” seems open, honest and transparent. From my little searches I see a well oiled media machine who tends to get ahead of the curve and changes up to avoid the criticism most influencers are prone to.

I won’t ramble on anymore but I’m interested to hear peoples views and even open to my current mind set being changed.

Let us not forget that this baby was so longed for that she and Hinge were contemplating IVF. During that three hour long gap between meeting for the first time and conception.

They are an odd looking couple. Like Buzz Lightyear and Bo Peep wearing a theatre gown.

Howdy said:

Yes she went on about how the "daily grind" of parenting affected her marriage to The Ex yet she's throwing a baby into the mix here. It's going to be challenging to say the least on top of showing the world how she is smashing non-existent stigmas with her blended family. I think she's totally blindly loved up and has a screw loose.

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I’m also thinking about how powerful those perimenopause hormones are. I’m a couple of years older than Anna, but when peri really started to rear it’s ugly head for me, my hormones went mental and I would have literally fucked any man that would have had me (which was actually zero men - apart from my husband ).
I think it’s Mother Nature egging you on saying go on girl, get another one in there while there’s still time!
I’m coming out of my perimeno lust fog now and some of the school dads I would have climbed like a tree a couple of years ago now look like utterly normal random blokes to me. Thank god I didn’t divorce my husband and get knocked up by one of them!
Underestimate those hormones at your peril.

Good lord she’s taken her being held tour abroad now too…Is nowhere safe

Omg another fucking hole! She’s been in more holes than the Hinge Inseminator at this point!

** sees the post, breaks leg running to Tattle, adds Pukka’s threads to favourites, sits back to enjoy the utter shitshow unfurling in front of our very eyes **

How I’ve missed the body positivity of slim blonde woman coping bravely with being size 10/12 post partum! We really getting all the 2016 greatest hits here aren’t we?

All of us who had real preemies watching this shit show like . I had a real preemie and we spent the weeks until her due date snuggled up having lots of skin to skin. I ate a lot and watched box sets and obsessively sniffed her little head. The fuck is wrong with this woman she can't just stay in and enjoy these precious moments? You don't get them back and it goes in seconds. I don't believe for one moment Content was premature, she's a disgraceful liar.

It's actually really upsetting to see this tiny baby out at an event like that, it was evening/night and most of the UK was at freezing or in minus temperatures. She's a piece of shit mother and the boyfriend is no better, this isn't his first rodeo, he should know tiny babies need wrapping up and protecting. Pieces of shit the pair of them. Can't understand why they aren't being called out, are any of her followers capable of critical thinking or do they just blindly worship her?!

As others have said, if this was some poor scruffy mother from the stabby council estate taking her inappropriately dressed preemie/newborn to the pub for the night in freezing temps she'd have the social all over her.

I nominated myself as tribute and listened to her podcast so you don’t have to. Here are the cliff notes:

My ex my ex my ex my ex. They are so remarkable that she won’t use his actual name when referring to him.

Navigate, narrative, smorgasbord, lean in, papering over papercuts, juggernaut, midlife opportunity. All these words and phrases are officially icky now.

Matt and her apparently broke up last March and moved out and magpied. But supposedly they were pretty much over two years before that. But she cried and cried and cried and very very unhappy but there was no big bang or big affair but they made each other very unhappy and she cried and cried and there was nothing major. But they had to get divorced. And now they have both moved on finally. By moving on she means finding another partner. Because obviously, it’s not moving on unless you find someone else.

she got married because the world wanted her to get married. She found the nearest person to marry (nice!). She was a child (at 24) when she met her ex. Now she’s grown.

Her hot girl summer sounds really boring but she tries to sauce it up. Very lemon and herb.

olly Breton olly Breton dmd her on Hinge as she was about to delete the app out of frustration, not wanting “to give in to the algorithm”. How very sliding doors. He didn’t compliment her looks or boobs but said how much he loved what she did and how impressed he was. Olly Breton olly Breton.

The kids love him. He loves them. Matt and him have met. Everyone loves everyone. He is her person for the rest of her life (whom she met last September). This is their happy ending.

Whatever all of this bullshit means.