SmeatonsStar
Well-known member
Is it just me or does she have Bungle from Rainbow in her left knee?’
giantdonuts
Active member
Imagine the conversation at the IVF clinic
‘So are you married?’
‘She is, but not to me’
‘And how long have you been together?’
‘A fortnight’
‘So are you married?’
‘She is, but not to me’
‘And how long have you been together?’
‘A fortnight’
heddaverse
Active member
This thread is a riot. Finally got an account so can add my 2 cents on the size of Olly Orgasmatron’s (pay) package, as it’s a field I’m pretty familiar with…
He has 12 years PQE but has never had a title higher than senior associate (you get that around 3-4 years PQE) so he’s a solid middle-flyer, not partner material. Would have probably taken a salary cut when he left Latham in exchange for better hours. 180-250k pa probably, plus bonus. He might get carry but it’s unlikely to be huge pay out as he’s only a deputy GC in legal, and wouldn’t typically be paid until 10 years in the role.
Unless he has significant amounts of family money he’s a real HENRY (high earner not rich yet) and, I know it sounds terrible, but he doesn’t earn enough to support a genuinely fancy lifestyle when he’s got two families and five kids.
It’s hilarious watching Anna act like she’s bagged Mr Big when he’s just a bog standard corporate lawyer, but with extra baggage.
He has 12 years PQE but has never had a title higher than senior associate (you get that around 3-4 years PQE) so he’s a solid middle-flyer, not partner material. Would have probably taken a salary cut when he left Latham in exchange for better hours. 180-250k pa probably, plus bonus. He might get carry but it’s unlikely to be huge pay out as he’s only a deputy GC in legal, and wouldn’t typically be paid until 10 years in the role.
Unless he has significant amounts of family money he’s a real HENRY (high earner not rich yet) and, I know it sounds terrible, but he doesn’t earn enough to support a genuinely fancy lifestyle when he’s got two families and five kids.
It’s hilarious watching Anna act like she’s bagged Mr Big when he’s just a bog standard corporate lawyer, but with extra baggage.
rogueapostrophe
VIP Member
Welcome Chinmates to Thread #8 of the increasingly more erratic antics of Anna Whitehouse, a woman clinging on for dear life to her fella’s chino pockets in a desperate attempt to keep the Hinge Inseminator from wandering, although he has been noticeably absent for a few days.
Rather bizarrely Anna has introduced Spicy Poppins the breastfeeding nanny as a potential SisterWife/Throuple member which nobody could have foreseen. Spicy Poppins McPhee has an OnlyFans-style site, an agent and 13k Insta followers (let’s see if being Anna’s sister wife will boost her following). We are now entering another dimension of influencers hiring influencers to further their own careers.
We all struggled with the timeline of when she got knocked up but it goes something like this:
1st Date Mandarin Oriental (Oct/Nov 2023?). Probably got knocked up with Baby Content Zola Bretton.
2nd Date - Invited herself to Thailand where Bretton had planned a solo two week holiday over the xmas period, no doubt to sample the cuisine, culture and beach life in Thailand (absolutely not to indulge in any sex tourism on a solo lad’s holiday).
As for when Baby Content was due, it varies from 2 to 6 weeks premature according to Anna’s many posts with varying dates. Thoughts to all the mothers on here with preemie babies. Anna is an absolute horror and continues to get away with spouting a lot of lies and BS online which is misleading and offensive. At least she has not yet mention PPP or PND (but we suspect she is lining that up for when it all goes tits up with Chin to Skin).
Baby Content has been dragged out to more events in their first two weeks of life than most of us have been to all year. She seems unable to dress the baby appropriately for the cold weather and keeps wrapping them in an ugly brown gifted blanket embroidered with Zola.
We thought for a moment that Polldoll had escaped the narcissist Mother Pukka’s clutches but Anna (who clearly reads Tattle) ordered her to post a message of support on Insta to put us in our place. Hi Anna!
Oliver Bretton, 24/7 lawyer and bringer of orgasms, appears to not have taken any paternity leave and looks like he is sick of her shit already. There was a very funny video of the two twits on the red carpet at a Tommee Tippee event (LOL) where GLFS leaned in for a kiss and he pecked her drily on the lips and walked away at the same time. Cringing for you, Anna.
The winged eyeliner and pouting remains consistent throughout this saga.
Anna continues to bring the cringe by eyefucking the camera in a Roman Blinds advert for the nursery for her daughter (no mention of the other 4 Von Trapp children) and also putting a singular copy of some poorly designed magazine onto the shelves of her local newsagent just to snap a photo of her eyefucking into the ether.
She continues to bleat on about flex working and get her leaky tits out and pout at any given opportunity. @Affiliatemebaby pointed out it would be far more beneficial to campaign for equal paternity leave but Anna barely cares about that now she’s bagged herself a rich lawyer.
Spicy Poppins has been living in their North London shag-pad since Summer that we know of and films videos of her talking about having Bacterial Vaginosis while in the house or out and about with baby Content Zola. She also talks a lot about Hinge dating which makes me suspect they found her on Hinge but there is no proof for this other than Anna did fancy herself as bisexual post-separation from the chump who couldn’t make her cum.
Buckle up for the festive Fukka season as she navigates her first Xmas as a mother of 5!
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Rather bizarrely Anna has introduced Spicy Poppins the breastfeeding nanny as a potential SisterWife/Throuple member which nobody could have foreseen. Spicy Poppins McPhee has an OnlyFans-style site, an agent and 13k Insta followers (let’s see if being Anna’s sister wife will boost her following). We are now entering another dimension of influencers hiring influencers to further their own careers.
We all struggled with the timeline of when she got knocked up but it goes something like this:
1st Date Mandarin Oriental (Oct/Nov 2023?). Probably got knocked up with Baby Content Zola Bretton.
2nd Date - Invited herself to Thailand where Bretton had planned a solo two week holiday over the xmas period, no doubt to sample the cuisine, culture and beach life in Thailand (absolutely not to indulge in any sex tourism on a solo lad’s holiday).
As for when Baby Content was due, it varies from 2 to 6 weeks premature according to Anna’s many posts with varying dates. Thoughts to all the mothers on here with preemie babies. Anna is an absolute horror and continues to get away with spouting a lot of lies and BS online which is misleading and offensive. At least she has not yet mention PPP or PND (but we suspect she is lining that up for when it all goes tits up with Chin to Skin).
Baby Content has been dragged out to more events in their first two weeks of life than most of us have been to all year. She seems unable to dress the baby appropriately for the cold weather and keeps wrapping them in an ugly brown gifted blanket embroidered with Zola.
We thought for a moment that Polldoll had escaped the narcissist Mother Pukka’s clutches but Anna (who clearly reads Tattle) ordered her to post a message of support on Insta to put us in our place. Hi Anna!
Oliver Bretton, 24/7 lawyer and bringer of orgasms, appears to not have taken any paternity leave and looks like he is sick of her shit already. There was a very funny video of the two twits on the red carpet at a Tommee Tippee event (LOL) where GLFS leaned in for a kiss and he pecked her drily on the lips and walked away at the same time. Cringing for you, Anna.
The winged eyeliner and pouting remains consistent throughout this saga.
Anna continues to bring the cringe by eyefucking the camera in a Roman Blinds advert for the nursery for her daughter (no mention of the other 4 Von Trapp children) and also putting a singular copy of some poorly designed magazine onto the shelves of her local newsagent just to snap a photo of her eyefucking into the ether.
She continues to bleat on about flex working and get her leaky tits out and pout at any given opportunity. @Affiliatemebaby pointed out it would be far more beneficial to campaign for equal paternity leave but Anna barely cares about that now she’s bagged herself a rich lawyer.
Spicy Poppins has been living in their North London shag-pad since Summer that we know of and films videos of her talking about having Bacterial Vaginosis while in the house or out and about with baby Content Zola. She also talks a lot about Hinge dating which makes me suspect they found her on Hinge but there is no proof for this other than Anna did fancy herself as bisexual post-separation from the chump who couldn’t make her cum.
Buckle up for the festive Fukka season as she navigates her first Xmas as a mother of 5!
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Here’s one I wrote earlierThanks! I’m looking forward to the recap
Heyholetsgo
VIP Member
Unpopular opinion COVID was the real breakthrough for flexible working and not Anna 
The irony of posting a photo with this caption when she is fake tanned, nails done, hair done, make up on. She’s totally oblivious to her privilege and so out of touch.
To any mums that follow her thinking this is normal weeks after birth, it’s not. Most of us are still in the ‘trenches’, pale and pasty from anaemia following the birth, boobs leaking, covered in baby sick / shit and struggling to find the time to wash our matted hair.
Really really irresponsible for her to post this kind of sh*t with the platform she has.
Annie_Mummy
Chatty Member
Do you know the only person I see online that is putting pressure on new mums to bounce back? Anna. With her constant being out and about, always being made up, always fake tanned and being photographed.
Perhaps stop trying to be a champion against the very thing you are Anna.
Perhaps stop trying to be a champion against the very thing you are Anna.
windowlickinggood
Chatty Member
The comments are gold.
Is this true?!
Is this true?!
FrannyGallops
VIP Member
I’m guessing it’s where you viscerally put all the pieces of a broken family together with another broken family to create a viscerally vibrant new visceral family that’s like a visceral crisp packet blowing in the wind in a children’s sandbox, but like better because this time you get an orgasm. Or something.
A massive twat called Jenny spotted a gap in the market for middle class Women to fake cry and talk about how HARD everything is to each other. She picked the 10 biggest wankers, and sat them on a stage in rotations of 4 to talk the same old shit over and over to a bunch of idiots vying for their attention.
Sponsored by scamp and dude and some sort of shit deodorant in a tin.
heddaverse
Active member
Things that actually help the feminist cause:
- Encouraging men to take paternity leave, so that the burden of parenting (and the career hit) is not something that only happens to women
- Acknowledging the value and labour involved in the work of parenting so that society recognises the effort it takes to raise a child (whether by men, women or professional childcare)
- Transparency around childcare so parents do not feel pressure to keep up with others who have greater access to paid or unpaid help
Things that do not help the feminist cause:
- Suggesting it is normal to be out solo every night when you have a newborn
- Suggesting that you are out solo every night FOR that newborn, because there is only value in publicly facing acclaimed work, and not in the boring old grunt work of mothering
- Rage baiting abortion-iversary posts
- Performative ‘juggling’ where you breastfeed on the red carpet one night and leave the baby with your live-in nanny the next
They’re sh*t feminists.
- Encouraging men to take paternity leave, so that the burden of parenting (and the career hit) is not something that only happens to women
- Acknowledging the value and labour involved in the work of parenting so that society recognises the effort it takes to raise a child (whether by men, women or professional childcare)
- Transparency around childcare so parents do not feel pressure to keep up with others who have greater access to paid or unpaid help
Things that do not help the feminist cause:
- Suggesting it is normal to be out solo every night when you have a newborn
- Suggesting that you are out solo every night FOR that newborn, because there is only value in publicly facing acclaimed work, and not in the boring old grunt work of mothering
- Rage baiting abortion-iversary posts
- Performative ‘juggling’ where you breastfeed on the red carpet one night and leave the baby with your live-in nanny the next
They’re sh*t feminists.
Okay, hear me out. This might sound quite extreme and perhaps an over reaction …but…..
If you are flu addled (she can’t just have a cold, ffs), have a baby who just wants to feed, two older kids who need her - just stay the fuck at home? I know, I know, mad, really, with all these non events with other attention hungry losers to attend. But something to think about Anna, you fucking dope.
LeonoreGuest
VIP Member
So tonight I was at an event at which there were a number of 'influencers' (just to be clear, I'm not one, I work for the brand) and this pregnancy announcement was the talk of the evening and let me point out that several of those bitching about her were people who I've now seen had left glowing congrats on her post.
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Hold on, I've just gone back to check for more people and has she deleted it?!
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Hold on, I've just gone back to check for more people and has she deleted it?!
maytoseptember
VIP Member
If Clemmie Telford gets divorced it’ll be a couple of years later than everyone else, like everything else she does.
