Jake Quickenden #147 Finally shaved the beard off...

[ShowMeTheHoney]

Well done bluecups for turning this gem into a worthy winning thread title - an impressive 54 votes! Thanks to VaultInsectRest who posted this on the Mail Online (maybe one of us Tattlers)

Fakey & Flaps have had their cover blown open by the Sun & Mail online to name but a few. The split is out there but they have been roasted more than Fakey's bits in the recent heatwave by the deluge of comments - 99% negative.

Jack/James is bigging up father of the year with endless reels of him grinning into his greasy lens with the poor boys. Flaps is going into direct competition and this will make interesting viewing

Tattlers at the ready with beady eyes to see where his next digs will be - Boxted or mother's??

Great comment in the Mail: "He's seeking custody of his wig!"

 

[ShowMeTheHoney]

Last thread #146

Jake Quickenden #146 What’s lower? His followers or follicles?

Absolute disgrace of a charity, they don't care. People have emailed about his sunbathing and kids being burnt. Remember poor Fred in the Bahamas trip, Flaps even tried to say he wasn't burnt when the poor lad was red raw😳😳😳 very odd charity. Clearly don’t care if their “ambassador” and his...

tattle.life

 

[Intothedark]

Maybe they’re switching between the house and Airbnb. Interesting how neither of them have commented on the split article. Suppose they think people will keep checking their socials to see what’s going on.

He needs to stop pimping his kids out - he’s like an online Jeffrey Epstein. Providing images to pervs on the internet. Even when they’re asleep, those poor boys have no privacy.

 

[ShowMeTheHoney]

Needs to be shared again Lady_Alice_Grey

 

[Philimena cunk]

Well done bluecups for turning this gem into a worthy winning thread title - an impressive 54 votes! Thanks to VaultInsectRest who posted this on the Mail Online (maybe one of us Tattlers)

Fakey & Flaps have had their cover blown open by the Sun & Mail online to name but a few. The split is out there but they have been roasted more than Fakey's bits in the recent heatwave by the deluge of comments - 99% negative.

Jack/James is bigging up father of the year with endless reels of him grinning into his greasy lens with the poor boys. Flaps is going into direct competition and this will make interesting viewing

Tattlers at the ready with beady eyes to see where his next digs will be - Boxted or mother's??

Great comment in the Mail: "He's seeking custody of his wig!"

I'm Spartacus!!!!

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Thanks for the thread @ShowMeTheHoney

What a week this has been my football team, Arsenal winning the Premier League after 22 long years and the split making The Sun and DM and Mirror to name a few. With those two trying to one up each other forever more

 

[Philimena cunk]

Many thanks Bluecups !!!

 

[Philimena cunk]

Thanks for the thread @ShowMeTheHoney

What a week this has been my football team, Arsenal winning the Premier League after 22 long years and the split making The Sun and DM and Mirror to name a few. With those two trying to one up each other forever more

Get yourself a euro millions ticket, could be your lucky day!!

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Get yourself a euro millions ticket, could be your lucky day!!

I wish Phili I might just get one

 

[Lady_Alice_Gray]

Needs to be shared again Lady_Alice_Grey

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My offspring were obsessed with with Lazytown when they were little. Jack/Jake/James is a dead ringer for Robbie Rotten. I think it’s the hair

 

[Justdee]

They're both quiet today but his not announced his of to work so obviously flapz has the kids and he has nothing to post
How his hair fibres aren't running down his sweaty self I dont know

 

[FlorrieMutton]

I put Fakey’s name into eBay search - OMG it’s hilarious what you could buy. His tena huns must keep the demand going. I particularly liked the description of this one

 

[ShowMeTheHoney]

I put Fakey’s name into eBay search - OMG it’s hilarious what you could buy. His tena huns must keep the demand going. I particularly liked the description of this one

Pah ha ha! Just looked myself & you can get a life size cardboard cutout complete with Hermon Munster boots & trousers flapping at half mast. Also loads of gay shots of bleep.

 

[FlorrieMutton]

@ShowMeTheHoney £40+ for the cardboard cutouts!

 

[JazzFan]

@ShowMeTheHoney £40+ for the cardboard cutouts!

We can send one to chazza Dawson so it can keep les company

How have these two got more boring since they split???

 

[Wills315]

I put Fakey’s name into eBay search - OMG it’s hilarious what you could buy. His tena huns must keep the demand going. I particularly liked the description of this one

"Beard , big head" sums up Sophie and Jack!

 

[Justdee]

We can send one to chazza Dawson so it can keep les company

How have these two got more boring since they split???

But miraculously theyve bothe gained 1000s of followers

 

[DeniseRoyle]

Hold the front door, Fakey's at work playfighting

 

[ShowMeTheHoney]

Hold the front door, Fakey's at work playfighting
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He just makes himself look a complete jerk that he has to advertise that he's at WORK. What is the point of broadcasting this riveting yet mundane piece of information? Surely a lot of his Tena huns work, don't they feel insulted that he has to trumpet his working day, like it's the second coming. All it does is reinforce that he doesn't have a regular career or income, so he has to POINT out any crumbs of employment. And he thinks it gives him KUDOS doing it in a heatwave.

 

[ThortheDog2022]

@ShowMeTheHoney £40+ for the cardboard cutouts!

Probs still more than what he gets paid for appearance fees.