2022 - 2024 
majestic26
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I can't believe she's done a 'Little Joys' for her dead stepmother. This is some bleak Black Mirror shit.
Also the whiplash I get from her talking about her step mum's funeral and her immunosuppressed child, to then talking about the first lighting of a gifted candle?! It's like she really can't draw boundaries between her 'real' life and her influencer life.
Also the whiplash I get from her talking about her step mum's funeral and her immunosuppressed child, to then talking about the first lighting of a gifted candle?! It's like she really can't draw boundaries between her 'real' life and her influencer life.
TheLastLolo
VIP Member
Hannah… are you Matalan?
JellyDonut
VIP Member
She will say that she’s off for a lie down in the on call room, and will binge watch Netflix or play animal crossing whilst shoving chocolate in her gob. She will be paged constantly and will ignore it, muttering about self care. The senior doctor on shift will eventually track her down (not hard when she’s in the on call room filming outfit reels and jumping for the transitions, making enough noise to cause some of the patients to think a small herd of baby elephants are roaming the hospital corridors), only to open the door to find her manically swinging a tit bag towards him doing her inane open mouth gawp. They’ll be like “DOCTOR GALE, you were meant to-“ and Hannah will go “Doctor Gale! It me!” Followed by the stupid hand under the chin, head tilt pose
barryjones
VIP Member
I was just about to reply to a comment on their insta but I cba to get into an argument with cretins. But someone has commented "Congrats Hannah! Ignore all the trolls. You never did anything wrong apart from use a word half the population used to use to describe having a Chinese. Please don't let them win XXX 
". Fuck me, is everyone racist? Never ever in my 30-odd years have I used that term. Also just cos one other white middle class bitch says it's okay does not make it okay.
". Fuck me, is everyone racist? Never ever in my 30-odd years have I used that term. Also just cos one other white middle class bitch says it's okay does not make it okay.brightonbarbie
Active member
“Can i book an appointment with Dr Gale please?”
“I’m sorry, Dr Gale isn’t available. She’s bunking off the surgery today to go to an obscure primary-school-trip-inspired castle with her new boyfriend. She’ll be back in at the end of the week though. Remember to sign the consent form to say you’re happy to appear in her instagram stories. K Thanks bye.”
“I’m sorry, Dr Gale isn’t available. She’s bunking off the surgery today to go to an obscure primary-school-trip-inspired castle with her new boyfriend. She’ll be back in at the end of the week though. Remember to sign the consent form to say you’re happy to appear in her instagram stories. K Thanks bye.”
Snazzycat
Chatty Member
The Little Joys of a Summer Buffet
Picky bits from Tesco. Sandwiches with crusts cut off. Olives. Dip. Scotch eggs. Pineapple and cheese on sticks. Pringles straight from the can. Paper napkins, paper plates and plastic cups. Sausage rolls and Quiche Lorraine. "Can you pass the hummus?" The smell of egg mayo and pickled onions on a hot day. Warm potato salad. Cold pizza. Ready salted or cheese and Onion? No ones washed their hands. "Ooh! its gin o'clock!" Sweaty ham and chicken drumsticks. Cheese straw crumbs. Flat lemonade and sticky fingers. Prosecco? Don't mind if I do! Eating till your sick, praying you don't get food poisoning and being constipated for days...
Picky bits from Tesco. Sandwiches with crusts cut off. Olives. Dip. Scotch eggs. Pineapple and cheese on sticks. Pringles straight from the can. Paper napkins, paper plates and plastic cups. Sausage rolls and Quiche Lorraine. "Can you pass the hummus?" The smell of egg mayo and pickled onions on a hot day. Warm potato salad. Cold pizza. Ready salted or cheese and Onion? No ones washed their hands. "Ooh! its gin o'clock!" Sweaty ham and chicken drumsticks. Cheese straw crumbs. Flat lemonade and sticky fingers. Prosecco? Don't mind if I do! Eating till your sick, praying you don't get food poisoning and being constipated for days...
Starttheline
VIP Member
Where to start. Han and TB have been shagging themselves silly in Traveloges across the UK. So much so, that she got a UTI. She did treat him to a (kindly gifted) stay in London for his birthday, and we suspect they're off on a trip to New York soon. I'm sure we'll get some excellent content of the inside of her hotel room and nothing else.
On the job front, she's been accepted into medical school In 2024 so that's exciting/a kick in the teeth for anyone that actually wants to study but can't.
The kids are still around, and she's taking them on holiday for a week with a mate. Expect a photo dump of hands across faces and backs of heads, as enjoyment of a holiday is secondary to producing content.
And of course, last but not least, and the inspiration behind the title (thanks @JellyDonut), Han accidentally posted a nude in a dry bath with a tit hanging over her elbow. We've all tried to recreate the placement and struggled, so looking forward to a tutorial on that one day.
On the job front, she's been accepted into medical school In 2024 so that's exciting/a kick in the teeth for anyone that actually wants to study but can't.
The kids are still around, and she's taking them on holiday for a week with a mate. Expect a photo dump of hands across faces and backs of heads, as enjoyment of a holiday is secondary to producing content.
And of course, last but not least, and the inspiration behind the title (thanks @JellyDonut), Han accidentally posted a nude in a dry bath with a tit hanging over her elbow. We've all tried to recreate the placement and struggled, so looking forward to a tutorial on that one day.
Begyourpardon
Member
What’s that feeling? Quick to the loo. Can I hold it in I wonder? Open the door. Trousers down. Sitting. That took quite a push. Relief. Reach for the paper. Are you a folder or a scruncher? Ooh a clean wiper. I hope TB can’t smell it. Air freshener. Vanilla! Trousers up and time to wash. Need a new soap. Fluffy towels feel so good. Looking forward to the next…
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That was trickier than I expected but still took me about 3 minutes. I reckon in 10 I could easily rival an HG original. Wow I wish that was my job! (Talking about the writing not the poo here…)
Supertramp
Member
Just FYI is you think her sibling is trans, referring to her as a man is transphobic. Let's not drag her family into this if they've got nothing to do with it - am sure they didn't ask Hannah to post a shitty non-apology!
FoldInTheCheese
Member
“I looked cute”
Bleurghgram
VIP Member
NO ONE ASKEDHere’s another repost of the tit in dry bath pic again
coolcapitalist
Chatty Member
holding her waist with one hand and sweeping away piles of tony chocolony wrappers with the other before you lay her down, as she spreads her legs she says, "It me!".
Soapboxchat
Member
bakedcheesecake
Member
I fucking ran here when she posted her new outfit
I MEANNNNNNNN
I don’t claim to be a fashionista okay but there is NOTHING cohesive about this whatsoever????
The waistcoat needs BURNING I rarely see them look good on women tbh, the goggles? The NECKERCHIEF? The FUCKIN DAD TRAINERS W A SEQUIN SPARKLY BAG????
It’s giving ‘I let my toddler dress themselves’
i hate it
I MEANNNNNNNN
I don’t claim to be a fashionista okay but there is NOTHING cohesive about this whatsoever????
The waistcoat needs BURNING I rarely see them look good on women tbh, the goggles? The NECKERCHIEF? The FUCKIN DAD TRAINERS W A SEQUIN SPARKLY BAG????
It’s giving ‘I let my toddler dress themselves’
i hate it