Please can we have this as the next thread title? It’s perfection
Starttheline
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The Little Joys Of Holidays Abroad
Took excited to sleep. Juggling suitcases. Midnight taxis. Stepping off the plane to hot air on your face. Three course breakfasts. Afternoon naps. The smell of suncream. Slushie cocktails by the pool. Shall we have another? Oh go on then. Lays. Tan lines. Air con hotel rooms. Unlimited Fanta Limon. Flip flops. Sandy toes. A snoozing toddler. Wearing the damn bikini. Bright lipstick. Dressing up for dinner. More Lays. Let's book another.
Took excited to sleep. Juggling suitcases. Midnight taxis. Stepping off the plane to hot air on your face. Three course breakfasts. Afternoon naps. The smell of suncream. Slushie cocktails by the pool. Shall we have another? Oh go on then. Lays. Tan lines. Air con hotel rooms. Unlimited Fanta Limon. Flip flops. Sandy toes. A snoozing toddler. Wearing the damn bikini. Bright lipstick. Dressing up for dinner. More Lays. Let's book another.
MrsBouvier
Chatty Member
Little joys of a midlife crisis.
Open gob smiles. Pizza in the common room. Reels in the car park. Multicoloured highlighters. Hideous jumpers. Tony’s chocolonely. Reliving my sixth form glory days. Tit bags. Offloading my kids onto my ex. Selfies with my new mates. Ad break incoming. Unflattering midi skirts. Ugly sunglasses. Jumping transitions. Snacking.
Starttheline
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We're approaching new thread territory. There are two clear frontrunners, but aware that there's been lots of content since the first suggestion, so let's put it to a vote.
"Hold me closer, tiny boyfriend, not a Dr but I’ll pretend" courtesy of @Instatwat. Vote with a
Or
"It's me. Hi. I'm the problem its me" courtesy of @JellyDonut. Vote with a
"Hold me closer, tiny boyfriend, not a Dr but I’ll pretend" courtesy of @Instatwat. Vote with a
Or
"It's me. Hi. I'm the problem its me" courtesy of @JellyDonut. Vote with a
ada-lovelace
Chatty Member
Tit me baby one more time!!
imtakingabath
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I think it’s kind of shitty how everyone is insulting smaller men tbh, if people were all saying that big/tall women were unattractive/masculine then I feel like it would be deemed unacceptable, but cos it’s a guy who’s on the smaller side it’s fine to make fun and insult him? Can’t we just focus on making fun of Hannah for all the dumb stuff she does and says rather than insulting a random guy for his looks/size?
sallybreadsticks
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New York Titty, it ain’t pretty.
capriallie
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Bingbong1
Chatty Member
Is he in the room with us now?
ophelia1990
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Step mum died, kid got a chronic illness but look at the positives - she went to New York with a small man.
You’ve just got to
find little pockets of happiness lads.
You’ve just got to
find little pockets of happiness lads.
capriallie
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Thread suggestion Hannah Gale #5 Hubba hubba ding dong, The Leopard won’t be round for long
This still gets my vote!
capriallie
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Saying no to parenting and yes to cystitis
JellyDonut
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…and then Tiny Boyfriend ran through the front door and leapt into her arms, begging for forgiveness saying he is in constant awe of Hannah training to be a doctor in med school. The CEO of Sainsbury’s then slides into Hannah’s DM’s pleading with her to collab with them and apologising for not responding to her several hundred begging stories tagging them previously. Her dead step mother then rises from the ashes to tell everyone to #BeMoreHannah. Her “village” then applauds Hannah, whilst also asking her where she got her blazer from and any recommendations for tit bags
Starttheline
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My own little joys, because I couldn't resist.
The Little Joys of December
Omg it's so dark outside. Have we got any de-icer? I'm going to make a Christmas cake this year. Where have I hidden the kids presents.. Baileys in my coffee? Oh go on then. Argh I've forgotten to book a Santa visit! Sequins and velvet. So festive. Let's go to the Christmas Market. Glittery socks AND eyeshadow. Shall we do secret santa this year? I can't wait for a bucks fizz. I need to find my big scarf. Someone has stolen my advent chocolate today.. Give me all the cheese and biscuits. I found the cutest bauble in Flying Tiger. I'm adding tinsel to my headband. Alexa, how do you make a shepherd costume? The garden centre IS a day out. Can we crack open the Quality Street yet? Bagsy not doing to washing up. The most wonderful time of the year
The Little Joys of December
Omg it's so dark outside. Have we got any de-icer? I'm going to make a Christmas cake this year. Where have I hidden the kids presents.. Baileys in my coffee? Oh go on then. Argh I've forgotten to book a Santa visit! Sequins and velvet. So festive. Let's go to the Christmas Market. Glittery socks AND eyeshadow. Shall we do secret santa this year? I can't wait for a bucks fizz. I need to find my big scarf. Someone has stolen my advent chocolate today.. Give me all the cheese and biscuits. I found the cutest bauble in Flying Tiger. I'm adding tinsel to my headband. Alexa, how do you make a shepherd costume? The garden centre IS a day out. Can we crack open the Quality Street yet? Bagsy not doing to washing up. The most wonderful time of the year
Roobalooba89
Active member
omg YES.
Not being able to have a gin and grapefruit. Oh no I just drank a Lilt will I die? Remembering your Sert for a weekend away. Corrr babes I feel so less depressed. Taking your dose then upping the reasons to stay alive by applying fruity lip balm. ‘I’ve got a new small boyf to cheer me up, should I cold turkey it off the anti-Ds?’ Becoming a medical marvel by being #cured in one week. COR I’ve just remembered my medication time for a little treat.