Roobalooba89

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The little joys or word posts or whatever they are seem deep and meaningful (if you’re dim and easily impressed) but you could write one in two minutes about pretty much anything.

going to tesco

Just needing a few bits. Time for the Big Shop. Have I got my bag for life? Finding a car park space. Finding a trolly without a squeaky wheel. A bright foyer full of opportunity. Is this avocado ripe?Sneaking a few grapes. Shall we get some doughnuts for the car? Ooh sourdough! Hunting for the pretzel chocolate. Lingering in the gin section. A sly trolly race with your mate. Do you have a clubcard? Who put that cake in there!The satisfaction of whipping out a voucher. The glow of satisfaction unpacking the bags.

god help me I need to go to bed.
 
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UsernameLeah

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I am allowed to disagree with what she said while also feeling uncomfortable about 'cancel culture'. It just doesn't sit right with me that one person is being subjected to a barrage of abuse because of something that was posted 7 years ago. I don't know why she didn't delete it, she should have (which I've already said.) She shouldn't have even posted it in the first place. And I'm not saying she's pregnant as an excuse, I'm just saying I think people should bare that in mind when they're petitioning for her to be 'cancelled', as being pregnant is tough enough on your MH.
With all due respect, but speaking as a mixed race person: enough with the “aww poor white woman is preggo” thing. She’ll live. Her hurt feelings aren’t above the feelings of chinese followers who could have come across that post when reading her archives (like I did). Who cares if she wrote it 7 years ago? Time doesn’t make the slur sting less and her unwillingness to remove it was telling.

This discussion needs to take place and she needs to learn that shitty behaviour has consequences. The problem with Hannah is her massive ego/arrogance, that do not match her talents or efforts. She’s been asked countless times (including by me) to edit or delete that post and reflect on the meaning of that word. What did she do? She shrugged, deleted our dms, called us “haters”, maybe blocked us and LEFT. THE. WORD. THERE. Because fuck other people’s feelings, right? Hannah Gale is too good to be told what to do! Remember when she used to proudly announce that she “didn’t have the time or energy” to check DMs from her followers and instead focused on family and friends? Family and friends don’t pay your mortgage. Your followers are YOUR PAYCHECK; at least pretend to give a fuck. Funny how as soon as The Big Fish started clocking up on her bullshit and threatening her brand she’s suddenly “caring” about what we, The Worthless Nobodies, think. Hypocrite.

Her “woke” stances are fake and performative. She’s only “body positive” because it brings on the followers/clout with brands and eases the guilt of living off cheese. And now she’s only saying anything about BLM because EVERYONE IS and also calling out the influencers who stay silent. She wrote it because she felt forced to, and 100% resented every letter of whatever empty platitude she dribbled onto that wall of text that I didn’t even bother to read. She asked for sympathy after Brexit, claiming her immigrant/polish roots, but turned her backside towards people asking the same of her.

She doesn’t get a pass from me. After years of raking it in for minimal effort she started to think she was quite something. She’s nothing but a privileged but ignorant white woman with an awful personality, and it’s time something would bring her down a notch. Unfortunately I don’t think she’ll learn much from this.
 
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JellyDonut

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This is the most exciting HG has ever been 😂

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Thread title suggestion:

Hannah Gale #11: what a tit

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OR:

Hannah Gale #11: tit me!
 
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Starttheline

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Cmon Hannah we dont want to know about thongs and your college course. Tell us about your date. We need the details 🤣
The Little Joys of First Dates

Swipe right. It's a match! Nervy tummy. Excited and scared. Will he like me? Moral support from mates. You've got this. Feeling brave. New outfit. Red lippy. Stuttering over first words. Shake hands or kiss on the cheek? Making a list of conversation starters. Holding hands. Accidental touches. Sparks flying. New firsts. Creating traditions. Visiting new cities. Shall we split the bill? Wondering if this could be the start of something real...
 
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Starttheline

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Who was it that did the spoof before?! I would love to see one of this!
The Little Joys of College

Timetables. Free periods with pals. Boots' meal deals. Catch ups in the common room. Shall we go to Greggs for lunch? OOTD. Gel pens. Highlighters. First page of a new notebook. That back to school buzz. Jazzy pencil cases. Instant best friends. Council tax discounts. Student discount. Unidays discount. Revision notes. Cramming with biscuits. Colour coded flash cards. In it together. Finally living your dreams.
 
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bluewhiskey

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I feel a Little Joys of New Beginnings coming..
Roping in mates to help with bedtime. Awkward college hugs. Pencil case polaroids. Filming stomp walks in a carpark. Pretending you're on Greys Anatomy. Dr Gale it me! Expensive candles and tea towels. Date night. My BOYFRIEND. Butterflies and bumping uglies in a travelodge. Falling head first into a jumble sale fashion. New beginnings 💫
 
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sallybreadsticks

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February

Canesten on a breezy afternoon
Holding hands with a tiny guy with tiny paws
Ignoring my kids for days on end
Chocolate
Getting that Travelodge Gold Card
Trimming your growler like a farmer trimming his lambs for spring
Mooncup confusion in the common room
IBS
Excitement for the next thing I fuck up
 
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Instatwat

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Thanks for the thread title! Recap. Never done one of these before so sorry if it’s crap.

Our Han has a boyfriend, who she has sex with while watching Harry Potter. She has been throwing not-so-subtle shade at her ex and father of her children repeatedly and awkwardly. She still dresses like Mr Tumble on acid. She has a boyfriend that she has sex with. She is practically a doctor, in the same way she is practically a journalist. She seems to spend as little solo time as possible with her children, and attempts to be ReLaTaBLe by moaning about the brief moments she actually has to parent. She has a boyfriend and they have sex. The oldest child has been diagnosed with a type of arthritis, which is a lifelong and serious illness, but obviously the person most impacted by this is Hannah. She copes by taking selfies in hospital toilets and using long words to ensure people know she is educated to college level, which is practically the same as a medical degree.

Oh, she also has a boyfriend who she has sex with.
 

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boringbsh

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You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
You won, Tattle. Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you very happy. Dear Lord, what a sad little life, Tattle. You ruined my night, completely, so you could have the money, but I hope now you spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on. So Tattle, take your money and get off my property.
 
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PineappleQueen19

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The little joys of Hannah

Unwashed hair. Foreskin boots. Calling yourself a girlboss. Watching too much tv. Salted chocolate pretzels from Lidl. Fake laugh mouth open Instagram photos. Racism. Refusing to apologise for racism. Faux humility. Claiming to be a key worker. The boomerfication of millennial nostalgia. Typos. Being super edgy. Pineapple rice. Gurning. Being relatable. Hand under the chin. Something something mental health. 10 dresses to buy. Affiliate codes. Not making your bed. My Nintendo switch. Sizing up. Finding yourself.
 
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JellyDonut

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“Tit me!” Is honestly one of the proudest moments of my life. I shall celebrate with some Aldi pretzel chocolate and pineapple fried rice
 
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ADBABE

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Does it bother anyone else that Hannah could easily and naturally breastfed her son and had nothing else to do but still weaned him several months in? I worked my arse off to breastfeed my daughter and she was partially formula fed. If it came naturally to me to me and I had a decent supply I would have carried on past a few months. Why is she so obsessed with herself.
I have to completely disagree with you on that one. Literally who cares if we breast or bottle feed our babies. How she feeds her baby Is the least annoying thing about Hannah.
 
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capriallie

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Thank you to chief tattler @sallybreaksticks for the thread title/ insight into the absolute shit show mental breakdown that is Dr Hannah Gale, single soccer mom, travel lodge black card member and recent graduate of American History 101 where she realised at the age of 33 the colonisers of America probably weren’t the good guys.

Han is still the only person in existence to become a SiNgLe MoM without ever actually having her kids, unless it involves taking a selfie with them in a hospital bed but making it all about her future career as Meredith Grey. She’s far too busy bunking off college for day trips to castles with her small in stature boyfriend who may or may not be involved in dodgy double glazing deals or jetting off to New York to enjoy some child free time.

Despite New York being one of the top travel destinations in the world, she’s managed to make it look boring and dirty, and that’s just her selfies without brushing her teeth.

Tattlers predict she’s in the midst of a mental breakdown and we are here to document every sparkly hanbagged, furry hatted, open mouthed second of it. Hi Hannah👋🏼

As you were, lads.
 
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