Fillyjonk

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Gabriella Lindley #23 Loving lockdown, closed her shop down, now it's time for velvetbl0ckdown
 
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Doc

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Can you imagine it in court?

“M’lord, the defendant suggested the plaintiff ‘fingered herself with her cat while playing animal crossing’, and that her light eyebrows and adaptations to her online image made her look like Voldemort.”
 
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SweetpeaCacti

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Pretty sure it's been closed more than it's ever been open 🫠 She opened it October 2020 and it's been closed since at least Nov/Dec last year - I'd love to see the actual stats on when it was opened/closed throughout its time.
Ask and you shall receive!!
I've had food poisoning so plenty of time to look at this 😂
I went through JM and noted down her opening and closing posts. Some aren't disclosed, some have been removed, some were stories so this is just an estimate!
I did my best to cross check with her personal IG and YouTube videos but, again, little miss tweet'n'delete isn't the most truthful online and frequently removes posts etc.

Drum roll please......


25/09/2020 - first opened
10/12/2020 - closed (open for 76 days)
12/01/2021 - reopens (closed for 33 days)
14/04/2021 - closed (open for 92 days)
24/04/2021 - reopens (closed for 10 days)
18/05/2021 - closed (open for 24 days)
11/07/2021 - reopens (closed for 54 days)
12/12/2021 - closed (open for 153 days)
10/01/2022 - reopens (closed for 29 days)
27/02/2022 - 10/04/2022 ??? (42 days unaccounted for - presumably closed because according to IG and YouTube she was in Sheffield for a long time at some point during this window)
14/04/2022 - closed (open for 4 days)
20/04/2022 - reopens (closed for 6 days)
27/07/2022 - closed (open for 98 days)
01/12/2022 - reopens (closed for 127 days)
11/12/2022 - closed (Open for 10 days)
29/07/2023 - still closed (closed for 230 days and counting)

Days since the shop opened: 1037 days
No. of days open: 457 days
No. of days closed: 531 days

It has spend 51% of it's time closed!

Just to mention - by "open" I mean you could purchase something from the website, by no means has she actually worked every day she was open. She'd mentioned a few times about how she takes weekends off from packing orders soooo....

Anyway, do with this info what you wish 😂
 
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Jesuschristo

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Can’t cope with the calling someone your girlfriend when you’ve never met and they live 4000 miles away.
They’re legit like teenagers who met in an online chat room 🙃
 
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judgejohndeed

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Omg are you bloody joking? She's had to go into a hospital THIS WEEK and she's gone to freaking IKEA a few days ago? How dare she sit on Twitter yelling about caring about other people...I don't care if you go to shops or whatever if you're not being sanctimonious about it but there are vulnerable people in healthcare buildings right now, I'm sorry but that is just not right at all
 
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LaLa247

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I enjoyed having a thread title for half a day even it was by mistake. Would like to thank whoever did come up with the most liked title for not taking legal action against me 🙏
 
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snowfairy17

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I’ll tell you something interesting Gabbie

Sheffield has higher covid cases than Brighton. Yet you, a Brighton resident, went to Sheffield for a scan that you could’ve had more locally, and are planning on returning to Brighton, where there’s lower cases.

I don’t care that the lockdown isn’t in force until Saturday, COVID isn’t waiting for Saturday. You are there long enough to expose yourself to people with the virus. I know you’re not exactly bringing it back and risking anyone else, because you’ve got no friends. But you’re a fucking idiot.

Interesting I tell you. Interesting.
 

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