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Greetings my fellow scummy trolls!

I have hastily drawn a few oufits for Jewniper Mewn Fashion week 2020, for the Court Couture Cuhlecshun.

I'll be adding a few more every day, since I only have time to draw them in between actual work stuff. I ask only that these images remain here, because I made these sketches exclusively for us scummy trolls' entertainment. They're a tacky attempt at campy and a bit avant garde fashun so please don't take it seriously.

Due to the extensive amount of things to base inspiration from that are well and truly the essence of our Gob, I will be dividing the outfits into small groups. Also, please excuse the bad rendering and execution, I couldn't really justify using my quality art supplies and time for it so I made do with my basic stuff and bad lines. I also had to work hard to alter my drawing style for anonymity's sake.

Enjoy!
Group 1
Lasagne Bath


A closer look at each piece:

This pair should be inseparable since it represents the first half of the Lasagne & the potato wedges w/ ketchup side.


The third piece for this group displays the tray and the second half of Lasagne as it cascades towards its aquatic demise.

Lastly, we see our beloved Bathtub, as the pieces of Lasagne disperse and float into its depths.



Next group coming soon

Wow! Just found this lovely screenshot from 2019, whilst clearing out my camera roll. How the tables have turned!

Victoria sponge cake said:

But you DO like to hate things people like

those sausages fingers wow

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'I just hate rap'. Incredibly ignorant to write off an entire genre of music IMO.

Gabby rapping:

My name is Munchy
Hear me rap
My mum's my only friend
And my dad's a racist twat.
If you like something
I definitely hate it
I'll go on Twitter
And absolutely slate it.
I'm a sad lonely girl
Who wears orthopaedic shoes
I paint my walls
To alleviate the blues.
Don't ask about my diet
It's triggering for me ok?
I've lost this much weight
And here's a what I eat in a day.
To be honest with you
I'm an absolute disgrace
When Jane disagrees with me
She gets an elbow to the face.
I monitor my Twitter
And block all the haters
Gonna go shit in a box now
See ya laters

Got a cracking idea for the next thread name: “Gabriella Lindley #20: Same old shit, made up fella, using nellie’s anus to reach out to Zoella”

Gabriella Lindley #19: juniper moon, business tycoon, make sure you don’t follow her account too soon!!

Hello my beloved Scummies and Happy Halloween!

I bring to you the second group for Jewniper Mewn Fashion Week 2020, for the Court Couture fashuun cuhlecshun

This group is done as a homage to our main babe Margot, and that indeed #shecandoboth spooky lady and plant lady aesthetics and lifestyle some justice.

Once again I ask that these pictures remain here because this is done only for the entertainment of the lovely people of the 25+ hAtErZ group.

Enjoy!
Group 2:
The Versatility of Margot

A closer look at the pieces:
The first look is our one and only Margot, dressed in her classic silhouette. The two colors represent her first two phases - plant lady and spooky lady. The look is finished with the trademark chunky boots.

The next two looks embody the items which Margot carried in each of her phases. You can see the asymmetrical sleeves patterned after the gravity-defying ass-pumpkins donned by our 2nd model, and an artistic rendition of one of the plants carried by Margot on her Palazzo-style pants.
Beside her depicts the cactus that Margot holds dearly in the Plant Lady Art, which somehow does not prick or hurt Margot in any way. Of course, it is made of well-worn forest green velvet (or I atleast tried to make it look like velvet), with hot pink accents, Gob's favorite upholstery color combo.

Last but not least is the fourth look, representing the drawn one by one stars that is an obvious trademark in each of Margot's phases. It is combined with Gob's favorite off-the-shoulder flowy garment style. (Sorry for the patch, got some water on the paper )


Next collection coming sewn

Just saw this on Twitter

As requested… Nellies Predicament #5: The Secret Ingredient.

In this instalment, Gabbie’s IBS-inducing bolognese puts Nellie in a real predicament.

As requested, I present to you… Gabbingo!
Good luck everyone. May your hairdressers be full of ham, your boxes full of shit, and the odds be ever in your favour

Doc said:

Does anyone know how to do those reports that show fake followers for Jewniper Mewn? Id be interested to see

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Gabriella: Jewniper Mewn, sleeping in till newn, winter baby born in Jewn.

sorted your next card for you Gabby hun you can reopen your shop xx

well, given her name is out there now and the US loves to make everything public record anyway...

Once again did this when I was off camera in a meeting lol. Thanks for the inspo @Excuse me !

Nellies Predicament 3: Cross Eyed Blob vs Five Sofa Gob

Alrighthunxo said:

Should read passive aggressive vibes only
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Ask and you shall receive.(dont worry this took like 10mins and I had ALOT of fun laughing to myself)

I’ve just made myself laugh my head off

(Trapped in await Covid test results, temperature induced delirium, please forgive me )

Grab a popcorn guys, the shitshow is about to start.

judgejohndeed said:

@Doc please can I request a piece of your beautiful bespoke art? Left to your discretion, but a ‘little miss shitinabox’ in the same style as the Mr Men books. Please and thanks

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Not great but I’m FEWMIN tonight over everything

Also I pissed myself laughing when I realised

New print for Juniper Moon ft turd bun