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We love you Lisa, we do
We love you Lisa, we do
We love you Lisa, we do
Ohhhh Lisa we love you

She is fireddd up tattlers, there'll be no renewing anything if she can't keep her cool with her followers

Whether for Christmas/birthdays, etc, some people seem to have the knack of buying just the right thing for presents.

Years ago I worked alongside a girl who was young enough to be my daughter. We got on like a house on fire and became really good friends. (I was probably old enough to be her granny tbh) Obviously during our chats we'd discussed things we liked, etc. One day she giggled when I told her that I'd once bought some bubbles and spent the afternoon blowing them out in my back garden, hoping the neighbours didn't see me. Many months afterwards on my birthday she presented me with a card and a gift-bag containing 'all of my favourite things' - a miniature bottle of Baileys/a bag of peppermint aeros/a lovely decorative box of tissues ... and a some bubbles!

Of all the gifts I've ever received throughout the years, hers is the one that always sticks out in my mind. So thoughtful, and so personal - it really cheered me up and made my day. It taught me a thing or two as well - gifts don't have to be expensive to be really appreciated, just thoughtful.

NoseyWagon22 said:

Is that when you're due? I'll be May

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Thread suggestion #95 Sarah Burke wants to renew, 12 weeks post Belly still looks like she's due

Are we all just skipping over him saying he entertains hunners of family and FRIENDS in the bedsit over Xmas maybe he is counting all the salt n pepper shakers as pals now

Anyone else think Derek was absolutely fine until he got home to find Mario under a kids quilt moaning about the boiler, thought fuck this shit and took himself to bed “ill”

I have the fear of going back to work 2m, but between her raffling off her wedding voucher and Queen Lisa's comments, I'm in great form now! What a start to the new year! I almost feel renewed

Honestly the gillet the leggings the boots the hairdo he's like my auntie Tracy

No one asked you to you ugly wee worm. Your lane is klarna debt and nae debates

Not my gift but my daughter and her bf were bought a huge light up model of the Eiffel Tower by his mum. It cost nearly £70 from The Range. They’ve never been to Paris or expressed a wish to go and have no room for it!

The new venture

Lim1947 said:

I have the fear of going back to work 2m, but between her raffling off her wedding voucher and Queen Lisa's comments, I'm in great form now! What a start to the new year! I almost feel renewed

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Im up at 5.25am for work and im now petrified to go to sleep for fear of missing Lisa in action.
This is terrible.

Maybe I shouldnt have my last bottle straight after my bath, il have it around 11am and i should sleep right through the night. Ya that sounds like a Meticulous plan

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Renew you, follow me, 700 calorie breakfasts are the key.

Can you imagine someone who lives in Kensington and Chelsea hiring Poundland Pete to come in and decorate their house?? I don't think you're going to see many Grinch or Candy Cane Lame themed houses around those parts of London.

Ma lovelies the uggs are fake!!! They dont come in black tissue wrap they come in ugg wrap. Smell wealth ive 2 new pairs here n none 2 have same colour symbol at back nor wrapped in black tissue #Saramart!!

Fight club's words, no mine. A good summary of the week for Mazola.

But then he had to finish strong didn't he with some virtue signalling about food bank purchases.
About the only thing he's good at is being an utter knob jockey. Factual.

As if she was buying from marks and Spencer's and jd for lewk but never tagged them, even though she tags lidl when she buys a box of lattes in there

Everyone telling her she looked fantastic, I'm sorry where was she, the National Convention for the Blind?

Ma hens I wish I could show you all without outing masel but I swear in that frebreze ad mario is the double of my sister. She's also an ugly rat so makes sense, so aye

BuzzingEmBee said:

Her jumpsuit today is . That material in that color is just so unattractive. Plus the stupid lace-up details. Not even a super fit, in-shape, gorgeous girl could pull it off!

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Alexa, play "It's beginning to look a lot like a Grinch rump roast budget hooker Christmas."

oofa said:

It’s the fact the she’s going commando in that cheap material….you know those roast beef curtains are extra stanky today and every one within a 15 foot radius must be getting a nice big waft of the stench when she does her signature straddle pose to achieve her 3 foot thigh gap

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I'm dying laughing right now! I had to read this outloud to my boyfriend and I could barely get through it!

Gigi0380 said:

Lmaoo this girls comment made me laugh and triggered tracy

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Do we think he was trying to copy AW again by wearing those glasses?