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DCICassieStuart said:

Now this we've got to see!

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It's as good, if not better than you're anticipating I'm sure...

To be fair Sonic has every right to sit on her couch bra less and more if she wants, Sar’s fault for sticking a video on her and phone up in the air . I know she’s rough as fuck but she can do what she likes in her sitting room burps is just such a self centred narcissist

I’m more confused that Dead Deek walking round a car park looking a trolly….

So Mario is trying to tell us that the toilet is going to be causing a lot of stinks, and the way to rectify that is by spraying Christmas stink?!? Yeah, cos nothing says festive nostalgia more than the smell of shite with top notes of spiced apple!!!

Mobbed by adoring fans, hounded by paparazzi. The Scottish People's Princess. Hope he disnae go through Clyde tunnel withoot wearing a seatbelt oan the McGill's bus #paris #paisley


Credit tae baby gurl @Cagayu fur the photo:

My boyfriend got me fuck all not even a card!
He said he'll buy me "anything I like" & I'm too hard to buy for... but we'll "go shopping"... not quite the same is it.
He got his parents fucking iPad's & shit !
Moi - nada.
(I'm actually quite gutted)

Jaybtee said:

mario blocked me on instagram like 3 years ago and i've been devastated ever since seriously i loved this thread lol also i don't know how he found me to block me i didn't give myself away! Gutted
Is he still in the same flat? I need to know!

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Make a new page, upload pics of wax melts, the grinch and an autumn leaf and you'll be fine ma lovelie.
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Doodlebug71 said:

Aye they are like the krankies but more the wankies so aye ma page ma rules

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Deek should definitely be the little one, but I couldnae resist oor Marion in that hat, so aye.

influnzerhun said:

Ive never seen her produce a jd bag with stuff in it for lewk? Nor a marks and spencer one but sure its none of our business lol

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JD actually stands for Just Donna......short for Just Donna's Sons Cast-Offs

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Cleaning with Mario #114 Always the bedsit boyfriend, never the house husband.

Jellybb said:

She is like darth Vader, the cunt. There is a leveller built into the tins now.

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Lewk...I hate your father

I present to you, the 12 Days of Trashys Christmas song:


On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a tacky ass Mardi Gras Tree

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, my kids living fulltime with Gigiiii

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a threesome with Michelle and Crabbyyyyyy


On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, cheap clothing that I ripped off from Sheinnnn

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, yet another botched Surgeryyy

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a photoshopped line where my abs should beeee

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a breakup from my my little Joeyyyy

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, an apartment in affordable housingggg

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a son that I barely ever seee

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a matching linebacker friend Sammyyyyy

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, using comic sans to make the dumbest memesssss

On the twelve day of Christmas my true love gave to me, the #1 DEaDbEaT Mom award nomineeeee

Anti-influencer said:

Does this man ever consume a vegetable

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Only when Deeks in his mouth

nothanks91 said:

unmatched haha as if Keeth is writing this shit

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Unmatched - like Keith on Bumble

I only give my honest opinion on threads like this. So here goes

If I was going to a family members hours for Christmas and they asked for money I’d be absolutely mortified and wouldn’t go. And I tell you this for fuck all, everyone would be talking behind your back about it. It takes the shine off the whole day and would make me feel as though I’m imposing as they clearly can’t afford it in the first place. I host every other year and yes it’s expensive but it’s Christmas, I have 52 weeks notice so I make sure I budget and save. If you can’t afford it just be honest and don’t host.

It’s Christmas Eve 2023. Two little men are aw cozy in their bumming fort, pretending to watch Home Alone and have their special chrissmass chriss n joos beside them. One of them has her phone right up to her face, only its massive beak gets between his face and the screen. Scrolling away, a notification comes through from the BBC weather app that makes the tiny man jump up from his concrete block in his poorly fitted monogrammed pyjamas. The friction between the two cheap materials nearly sets the borrower’s home alight but the speed at which he travels to the window fans the flames as well as blowing out several wax burners in the process.

“It’s snowing! It’s snowing!” the little gonk shouts. “It’s finally happened, Winter Wonderland has come to Seedhill! It’s a Christmas Miracle!” Full of festive cheer, the curtains are swept aside and all gather round to behold the magical scene… the end.

Teetttttt looking forward to seeing results.......a semi-diplomatic way of saying lose weight you fat bitch

Wow, I'm actually shook with her new venture So a girl in her mid 30's who lives in her mammys spare room with her fiance and 2 kids is going to advise people on how to live better lives?? She couldn't even renew her rent agreement to put a roof over their heads but she's going to help other people to renew themselves?? Just wow

Gift wise we did alright this year, me & my husband just had the joy of being called fat by my dad. I had a baby 8 weeks ago and he asked if I’d “been eating too much or got another one in there already?” And showed husband a photo from last Christmas and said “if you think you’ve put on weight this year don’t worry, you were fat last Christmas too”. Happy Boxing Day from me and the tin of quality street I’m having for breakfast

I think I mentioned earlier in the thread that I’ve taken up crochet this year and was looking forward to making some bits for Christmas.
Can confirm I’m having a great time and wanted to share.
Like I know they’re not amazing or anything but I’m still so proud

The first two pictures are things to put around the house and the last one is gifts I’ve made for people

Derek’s wee hi-viz M&S vest for when he’s doing the trolleys has been cunt washed.