So let's summarise:
- Too busy next month to visit his family.......daein whit?!?
- At least the sister huz some class an her decorations were decent. Huv a word wi yer bro doll.
- Canny believe we've hit the slump earlier than usual, it's only December 1st FFS!! Strap in coz ma lovelies he's got nae content and knows it. Spunked tae soon.
- And yes we know you hate January as we all suffer fur it wi ye Marion.
- Already saying he's no spending as much next year......rinse repeat.....he's like a broken record.
- Pretending him an Deek are living their best lives when he's really Poundland Pete.
- Admits the money they've spent this week could've been spent oan a holiday in New York which is in America. In case no one knew
- Shin splints Marion, shin splints. Try an walk properly, it really helps.
- Re yer new winter boots.....ur they actually waterproof coz that's kinda important.
- Back tae wantin a wean also tae dae Elf oan the shelf
- Wahnts tae permanently stay in his 'hoose' and go full time Insta..................