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It'll be boat trips in the freezing cold, wrapped up, big coat, hat and scarf. Fancy coffees, full English breakfasts, hand holding, massive sandwich and soups for lunch. Pretty ditsy print dresses, foot shots of new shoes. Mark dressed in his Burtons finest, sleeves rolled up. Hair curled, head tilted, wide eyed poses. So nice to get away just the two of us, it gave us chance to reconnect and sleep , but now Mama is desperate to get back to my babies. Percy pigs in hand. Grateful to the amazing grandparents. Think that will pretty much be the weekend vlog guys.

Photographic evidence of Charl hard at work…


I seriously don’t know how she does it all I really don’t. I’m proud of her and you all should be proud of her too!

I want to use her label maker and put a label on her head saying “prick”.

There’s NO WAY her therapist was in tears at her last session! She’s a fucking liar!. And if the therapist did fry then she needs struck off!
Counsellors are trained to deal with far worse problems than Charl thinks she has. They deal with bereaved parents, terminally ill people & suicidal peoplle etc. And they don’t cry. So they’re certainly not gonna cry over Charl’s imagined depression!! This makes me so angry because I’m a trained counsellor & would nebrr ever act so unprofessionally with clients!

Just leaving this here

pickaname said:

She has shared this 100% because she thinks she looks pretty.

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I totally thought the same. She's so in love and fancies herself. It's unreal.

Following on from THAT bum shot in her living room, I offer......

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Charlotte Louise Taylor #28: Bum cheeks roasting on a open plant stand

Daisy so didn’t say “don’t be nervous Mama, I’m right here”! That’s not what a young kid says!

Marks still plotting her demise

New thread title: free uniform, free hot tub.. wash your pyjamas you filthy grub

I think her 'lyrical' captions are designed to lure in a book deal. She has a history in writing/publishing/whatever, she bangs on about how she's such a reader, I reckon she's hoping that someone will read one of her ludicrous insta captions and say 'My god! This woman is a poetic genius! She's the voice of a generation!' and she'll get to write some drippy chick-lit about a mum suffering with mental health but powering through for the sake of her family, who she loves to bits, but it's just so hard sometimes... you know, the fantasy she's been trying to peddle us for years.

"Fiona is a mum to two absolute sweethearts, and has the man of her dreams, but no one knows the pain she holds inside. As the world falls apart, who will hold her together? Youtube sensation Charlotte Taylor's first novel is a seering and insightful view into what life is like for an absolute bell end who doesn't know how lucky she is."

Charlotte Taylor you are one hypocritical, disgusting mess of a woman to even consider yourself appropriate to work with NSPCC. You exploit your three children every single day, you over share, you embarrass them, you put them second to your pathetic “insta career” every day of their lives. You allow your children to be your source of income and then dress them like you’ve got not a pot to piss in. They make every penny for you, and yet you and your useless lump of a husband get grand meals and takeaways and your children get oven chips and half a strawberry. Do you even realise how easy you have made it to locate exactly where your children live - and how dangerous that can be when you’ve got no idea who you’re sharing photos with? Do you understand just how many photographs paedophiles take from the internet? Or do you just not care? You’re a disgraceful parent and the fact NSPCC would ever partner with you makes me sick to my stomach. It’s nothing to do with protecting children with you, for you it’s simply about what will make you the most money. Go fuck yourself.

GlasgowGirl72 said:

So before 10am she’s filled them both with crap
What is the point of going to the Gym

Is that a Toastie on the table and 2 muffin things?

She should be checking what’s in his “refresher” before she agrees to it!!!!

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I’m sure the dentist advised that William had it - said no dentist ever. .

I’m looking forward to the story saying that AND that William wanted it with his own money after seeing it on TikTok (as Charlotte can’t deny him, let’s hope he doesn’t watch any stories about taking crack on TikTok) AND that Charlotte only had half an egg bite AND a WONDERFUL person in Starbucks/the gym (maybe both?!) said what an AMAZING parent she is and how she definitely looks slimmer in real life which really lifted Charlotte’s spirits/made her have a little cry so she decided to go to Starbucks as she and William really DESERVE IT and she is so proud of them both AND when she got home she told she Shark who just hugged her for a very long time and said I love you babe. That last bit definitely happened by the way and it is absolutely not the case that Shark pulled his hoodie up even further and grunted at her whilst giving her a death stare and walking out the room so none of you horrible trolls should even THINK about saying that

To celebrate, Stan and Daisy had done banners welcoming her back from the gym and the neighbours were all outside cheering and clapping and one even presented her with a bunch of flowers from Aldi, a bag of pork scratching and a Costa coffee (calorie free though)

Come on Charlotte - you know we love to see it!

Booklover said:

SEVENTEEN products! Who the fuck has got time for that. I counted mine and after moisturising I use 7!! And I'm using all the usual make up staples, and it's still only 7!

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Oh my god. Call me mad but I did the sums.......

£351.71

Yet the kids don't have decent shoes, clothes or meals.

Gosh, I hate this women.

bobs said:

This is an awfully long radio silence from Charl is it not? Very unusual. Im hoping ham day was absolutely wild, I really do, and not something terrible has occurred.

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I am sure she will return tomorrow.
Hi everyone I hope you are all ok. I am feeling really low because Boris has told us all to get jabbed and well it just feels like really big and scary and I feel like I might not get to spend Christmas with my family and I need this, I really do because I haven’t seen them in 24 hours. I am just really worried about it but I think that’s ok? I’ve been so busy all weekend, rolling the ham on Saturday and editing my vlog on Sunday, catching up on the housework and cooking the one decent meal my kids get each week while Mark sat in his hoodie playing games(I fancy him so much if you know what I mean?) and my weirdo dog did totally normal dog things and the kids were glued to screens all day.
Anyway I hope you are all ok and I hope you know that am really proud of you for following me, I really am.

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Charlotte Louise Taylor #16 - Wedding photos look shit. Still trying to convince us that Frank is fit.

Look no further Mark I’ve found your wedding hoodie

Harpyharpyunder said:

....what exactly does Mark do?

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He mainly rolls stuff down the stairs.

This woman has verbal diarrhoea and just talks utter shite 24/7

Most normal adults would have said “extension is coming along well, looking forward to when it’s all finished”
That’s it. That’s all. But no, she has to turn it into some toe curling monologue that sounds like something a 14 year old would write in English lit. Can you imagine to guff that goes through her head as her internal dialogue?!

“I’ve just been to use the toilet, because it’s always nice to take a dump,isn’t it? I don’t know why but sitting on the bog gives me time to think, as I study the back of the bathroom door I can’t help but recall all the fun times we have had in this room and it just makes me smile. I can’t help it, that’s a bit sad, isn’t it? But it’s true. I love my bathroom and one day I can’t wait to tell me kids all about how much I love it, I hope that makes sense?”

I always imagine her editing, watching the footage back and being like Kiera knightly in love actually “it’s….its all of me…I look quite pretty ”

New thread title: TRAGEDY! When your floor’s all gone & you’ve got no tree it’s TRAGEDY!