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as far as Charlotte goes I dont think she's the worst social media offender at all. I think a lot of things on this thread are really nit picky and nasty. The teeth talk is uncalled for, the calling her fat and obese is uncalled for. She knows what she looks like, she doesnt need the piss taken out of her for her looks, especially her teeth. The extention is shit, the way she shows her kids online is not good and her over romanticing about everything is annoying. She chose to do all of these things, she didn't chose how her teeth grew and good on her for not feeling she needs to change the way she looks to please people.

Carriethereallgunnalaugh said:

Right bets in will Merlin be the ring bearer?

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Urgh, please don't.

As for the honeymoon, maybe Auntie Debs has done something and then SURPRISE! she'll turn up when they open their hotel bedroom door one morning. They'll all be there; the grandparents, parents, children, dog, seamstress, the girl she met once in waitrose, the man who fixed the tyre on their car in 1997, and the RAC man that they've never needed to call yet. There will be ham rolling, egg rolling, and family bingo, and then someone will draw the raffle to decide who gets to take the pods out of Sharks' ears so that he actually has to listen to the drivel that she spouts about how so so lucky she feels.

*I'm a bit tired*

New thread title suggestion Charlotte Louise Taylor - We’re not proud of you.

The year is 2042. Charlotte, despite continuing to gain 3 stone a year, is still a size 13. COVID 19 has, in her mind, still only just come to an end. "It's nice that we can finally meet up again" she says, 20+ years after restrictions ended. The extension rug has still not been cleaned and a week later becomes the root cause of COVID 42.

Reality- clips from her time lapse taken this week vs the contorted selfies.

Did you suck up all the flood water yourself Charl, 'cos ya fucking water retention ain't gone anywhere now has it you lying, deceiving cow.
Literally a few days between this insta post pic and the vlog.

If it is someone from here - pack it in. Please.

I can imagine the scenes in Poynton today. The mums of the school run cheering Charlotte on as she bravely does the school run on her birthday. Random strangers stopping her in the street to wish her a happy birthday because she deserves it, she really does. A trip to Costa for her free cake. The kids organising the whole class to sing happy birthday at pick up time because she is the best mama in the world.

Charlotte Louise Taylor #12 Low-level Journalist; Expert Contortionist

It’s too long or I would. The shape shifting of the face during the pouting was really disconcerting
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I think I managed to shorten it and get in the pouting and sniffing. I assume it was an unedited video that was put up unintentionally but user error rather than YouTube’s fault. How could they have randomly inserted that out take? Just take responsibility and say that you accidentally uploaded an edited version surely?! The fragile egos on these people - unbelievable. Never wrong!

Charlotte Louise Taylor #14 Sitting in the hot tub I got free, while the kids eat maccies for tea and earn a living for me

GlasgowGirl72 said:

So this is the lovely day out that’s she’s been telling us all about all week and those kids are still dressed like tramps!!! When I was a Child our Mum would take us out for a special day & the night before she’d have a nice wee outfit all washed and ironed ready for the morning. There were no Automatic Washing Machines, Tumble Dryers or lots of £££ but our Mum (our Dad was always working to provide for us) took pride in how we were turned out!
It seems Charl & her Fella are top priority!! The Kid’s are last after her Wine and Grub!!!

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Just out of pure interest, how would you say the kids are dressed like tramps? Char irritates the living piss out of me and I can see how sometimes they are unkempt but how would you dress them any differently for a day of them swinging in trees and running in the forest? (I’m playing devils advocate here)

Charlotte is the type of person to put up a post on FB saying “great aunt Joan would have been 240 today. Taken too soon”

Am I close?

“Hi everywun (put on croaky voice) I hope your all okay, I’ve had loads of messages asking if I’m ok so I just wanted to let you know I’m absolutely fine I just wanted to take a few days off from my phone to just spend time with Mark & the kids, and I’m on my period (yet again) and I’m feeling a bit poorly and just needed a bit of a rest but I’m fine, thank you for all your lovely messages, I really appreciate them, you are all so lovely and I feel so lucky to have you all behind me, supporting me and it’s just so nice so thank you (awkward thumbs up and mad crazy frog smile)

New thread suggestion:

Sharky, Bill, Day, Merl and Wanny - I’m due on this week, for an update on my fanny.

I had to laugh at her latest vlog “I bought these biscuits from M&S one year at Xmas so it’s a tradition now” Me and my ex husband divorced at Xmas but I don’t divorce my new one every year and make it a fucking tradition!

Booyou365 said:

I can’t decide whether mark really is a lazy selfish shit or whether she just likes making it appear that way so that she can be a martyr?
Her latest reel day in the life. She collects from school, she does lunch boxes, she does the dinner, she puts the washing away, she cleans up after dinner, she does the reading with both little kids and she puts them to bed. What does mark do? What is the point in mark?

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He controls the central heating, watches football and rolls eggs down hills

For fucks sake!!! SERIOUSLY?
Antibiotics for a VIRAL infection? Antibiotics are for bacterial infections and do sod all other than cause antibiotic resistance. The doctor probably only prescribed them to get her to bugger off, but if so that’s terrible practice.

35 years of the person thick and desperate enough to be a part of my life. He's everything I am and more; a bad parent and lazy. He's calm because to be anything but takes effort. He takes life one step at a time because he moves like a turtle and is often wobbly through drinking. He makes me laugh because, quite frankly, I'd giggle at him forcing a rusty nail through my big toe. I feel like I've won the lottery if I make him laugh because he's such a miserable bloody bastard. Trying to rouse laughter from him is near impossible. He doesn't in anyway resemble our son Stan, who has Sticklers, but Mark doesn't. He's had my back from day one, literally, he stares at it every night wishing he had the guts to reenact the famous shower scene and free himself from my grasp. I can't believe he's stuck around but he's literally trapped between my two tits and can't get out (trying to release himself a la 127 hours style hasn't even freed him). He's never shown an ounce of love. How could anyone love me more than I love myself? He's the stepdad you've dreamed of. Never buys our kids new clothes, shoes, eats more than them, neglects them and deprives them of a decent childhood. He won't even admit our Stannie has Stickers. His step-son even begged him to teach him to tie his shoelaces today, even gave up two, yes TWO of his mini pepperamis but Mark refused because he loves ME ME ME only. I get butterflies, or nausea, from all the tapas we scoff, washed down with vino. He's constantly got a 'headache'. I want to hold his hand but he refuses but I know he adores me. I'm always fighting his corner. I'm often in some form of Sumo pose, thong up my crack, waiting to fight anyone who even dares look at him (cos he's so irresistible). He's never online. He works in IT but he's literally never online. He uses a blackboard and chalk in his office. He's even learning to grasp a biro now. He never smiles, just stands blankly looking like the serial killer he is. You're just gonna have to take my word for it, he's a great, great man (they said the same about Fred West ). I love you vacuum.