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Oh goodness me, what is going on with all the selfies? I've just seen another one who is 69 and looks totally fine, but looks exactly that - 69. I think the Freaks might be getting high off their queen's farts too the amount of nonsense they post to the group now. The selfies are starting to overtake the begging NHS worker here I accidentally burnt my house down on the same day I fell waist deep into a puddle and my 3 (brand new ) kit bags that were in my pocket floated away never to be seen again. I cried so hard and I've slathered myself in Blue Baboon from head to toe but my eyes are still red raw and now (sorry, TMI) I've got a terrible rash where I put it down-below. Just don't know what to do now and I need to rebuild my house from scratch (I'm allergic to cement so my skin is particularly sensitive at the moment) - can any of you lovely ladies suggest some budget friendly skincare to help me with some self-care at this difficult time (no hate please - skin care is self care )

ETA this is such a supportive group! Thank you to you all who donated blue cacoon - I have enough now to use it in place of cement for my build! Let's start a go fund me for Caroline to say thank you for starting this group and all the good it does in the world

Erm takes one to know one?

The recent activity due to the kit fiasco has meant we've needed a new thread.

Caroline's 'freaks' still believe she can do no wrong but some people were charged multiple times for the kits and nobody seems completely sure who will be receiving them.

Blog link explaining the debacle from her side: Dude where's my kit (and money?)

There don't seem to be any recent posts about it in the Facebook group (strange...) but some interesting comments on the blog linked to above.

The funniest part for me is that the Cult Beauty box is at least trying to cater to ‘menopause’ symptoms (albeit full of stereotypes and complete shite). Caroline’s ‘menopause’ box is catered to any person with dry skin. But please do lecture us on profiteering from menopause

^ kinda how I feel about Caroline’s opinion on anything

Rekyavikgirl said:

Did she drop her makeup bag on her toe?

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Rumour is that she dropped her ego on it!

I'm sorry, maybe the group has ruined me, because I don't believe them. We all need our comforts but replacing my Jo Malone perfume would be the absolute last thing on my mind, much less posting about it on a FB group. They have no shame.

Is it just me or did Nanna once say if/when she produced her own cleanser, it wouldn't cost more than £20? In fact she said cleanser SHOULDN'T cost more than that because you wash it off your face.

I'm sure I heard her say that a while back.

Just stated she won't be argued with re Depp & Heard.

Meaning she's right and won't listen to any alternative opinions.

She's insufferable.

And a hideously unprofessional businesswoman using her social media platform for what amounts to online bullying

Haha the ‘Queen’ is so salty when someone questions her credentials

Wobblehead said:

I know we love our children unconditionally but JFC. caroline acts like she is in the bloody sopranos

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Babygirl
'You think her brothers are her gatekeepers' That puny Kings of Leon tribute act?
She has a most peculiar, verging on unhealthy, attitude to all her children.

Wobblehead said:

I know we love our children unconditionally but JFC. caroline acts like she is in the bloody sopranos

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Reading that, you'd think BabyGirl had a major confidence issue

Big Caz, I'm pretty sure shaking her arse and tits all over social media, wearing very little clothing means she 'knows her worth'.

But who the hell does this woman think she is? Thinly veiled threats about her precious spawn on every other post. If I acted like that about my daughter she'd be utterly mortified.

Fuck off Fathead.

ps. I don't think that many people are interested in 'breathing the same air' as your spoilt trashy brat. Worry not Nanna
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The 'don't send me nice messages' line is back.

Well STOP posting for sympathy! Christ the Freaks can't win.

Absolutely fucking hilarious. Carrying on the L Ron Hirons theme…. L Ron Hubbard famously said “if you want to make real money, start your own religion”. (I went down a Scientology rabbit hole a few years ago). L Ron Hirons and The Cult of Kits. What an absolute twat she is. She didn’t sell them all so she’s ‘giving something back’. Oh fuck off.

bellinibobble said:

Please tell me someone’s seen the comments from someone complaining about the Sephora app showing vibrators on the home page because she ‘doesn’t take part in those kinds of activities’ and someone replies saying ‘it's most likely based on your cookies so what you search for like most sites’

Literally who says that about sex I don’t participate in those kind of activities lolololol hilarious. They’re a different breed.

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They don’t have time for those type of activities because it takes them 3 hours to do their evening skin routine!

I'm already imagining the group being spammed with screenshots of the app being downloaded....

Or the begging posts. "I'm an NHS worker and can't afford a smartphone, I've been using the same Nokia I've had since 2003, I don't know how my skin will improve without access to this app, any suggestions freaks"

‘Mum just entered the chat’. Is she not busy rearranging her four products in her not-a-pop-up-pop-up?

The group is exceptionally fucking stupid tonight. Everyone has lost their minds. These are grown adults it's actually embarrassing

hanlosc said:

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Caroline has posted a survey where if you enter you'll be in with a chance of winning a kit. Cue the freaks trying to get sympathy

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Gah, the blatant begging! My partner works for the NHS and he could definitely afford a kit (he would rather cut off his right arm with a rusty paring knife, mind).
Since when did ‘work for the NHS’ become shorthand for being a saint on the breadline

AlphaBetaDeux said:

Next time you’re waiting 20mins to get through to your GP reception, this might be why
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Today's edition of things that didn't happen.. freaks edition.

Jelly Bean said:

Babygirl
'You think her brothers are her gatekeepers' That puny Kings of Leon tribute act?

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OMFG
Now I don't know anything about "Babygirl" except for what mother of the century herself posts on social media,but quite why Old Muvva Hirons thinks everyone wants a piece of her kids I don't know.
If you want to breathe the same air as the jobless, culture appropriating, unfunny, attention seeking, permanent backside stuck out princess you're going to have get past her jobless bearded brothers, her jobless "musician" under the thumb dad and her mum, Grand Oaf, Kween of the Schillers in her million pound mansion bought and paid by an army of NHS workers, care workers and blogger wannabes who thank HER for THEM being able to supply them with snake oil for £££s.