GimmieSauceage
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Can someone remind this fucking idiot animals are actual living things and not just a five minute fix to fuel your spoilt wants!!!
She always does this and the big long story of bullshit before hand when we all know she gets what she wants when she wants the donkey has been visited and purchased and probably due to arrive tomorrow but won’t feature for a few weeks or months 🥱
She always does this and the big long story of bullshit before hand when we all know she gets what she wants when she wants the donkey has been visited and purchased and probably due to arrive tomorrow but won’t feature for a few weeks or months 🥱
Little Miss Annie
Active member
I’ve been a bit naughty 
Got dragged into Tesco this morning (can’t stand them for lining Sophie’s pockets!) and I got seriously fed up of seeing all that overpriced crap she adds her name to! So I may of had a little accident 
Let’s just say I cleared some shelf space and saved innocent people from wasting money! Little Miss Annie ‘had a blackout’ and broke a lot of things
That’s not the best part though! That diffuser shite smells like the air freshener they use in public toilets
A Hincher was down the aisle and she was repulsed Said the product quality doesn’t match the packaging and she will no longer be supporting her especially if she’s going to sell cats piss for that price
Tesco staff were great too. Made sure I ‘was ok’ then said I’d done them a favour because it doesn’t sell very well (reason for clearance within weeks) and it just sits there collecting dust
I didn’t have to pay for the damage either
In the words of Rihanna….I may be bad but I’m perfectly good at it!
Hope you are having a good day hens
Got dragged into Tesco this morning (can’t stand them for lining Sophie’s pockets!) and I got seriously fed up of seeing all that overpriced crap she adds her name to! So I may of had a little accident Let’s just say I cleared some shelf space and saved innocent people from wasting money! Little Miss Annie ‘had a blackout’ and broke a lot of things
That’s not the best part though! That diffuser shite smells like the air freshener they use in public toilets
A Hincher was down the aisle and she was repulsed Said the product quality doesn’t match the packaging and she will no longer be supporting her especially if she’s going to sell cats piss for that price Tesco staff were great too. Made sure I ‘was ok’ then said I’d done them a favour because it doesn’t sell very well (reason for clearance within weeks) and it just sits there collecting dust
I didn’t have to pay for the damage either
In the words of Rihanna….I may be bad but I’m perfectly good at it!
Hope you are having a good day hens
Pollyanna263
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Absolutely cracking up that the thread has been tagged under ‘books’ 
Caffeine Fiend
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I have been pretty quiet, I sadly lost a parent this week completely out of the blue. I feel like every single book I pick up, even the smut mentions death in some way.
Ive been watching all the stupidest crap on tv that I know for sure will not mention death. Inside M&S at Christmas. Inside Costco at Christmas. Inside McVities at Christmas. Cooking shows.
Does anyone have any book recs for me? Feel like I will never read The Winners at this point
Ive been watching all the stupidest crap on tv that I know for sure will not mention death. Inside M&S at Christmas. Inside Costco at Christmas. Inside McVities at Christmas. Cooking shows.
Does anyone have any book recs for me? Feel like I will never read The Winners at this point
FagAshLillian
Member
1- where are the kids if both adults are in the kitchen with the Llama. Unattended somewhere?
2- there is a Llama in the kitchen! And you wonder why your kids are always shitting all over your house #hygiene
3- I can honestly say I have never seen anyone put their microwave right next to their sink. What bizarre positioning
2- there is a Llama in the kitchen! And you wonder why your kids are always shitting all over your house #hygiene
3- I can honestly say I have never seen anyone put their microwave right next to their sink. What bizarre positioning
Donziwonzi86
Member
But buying from marketplace is how she gives back to the peasants.IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF THE FACT SHE BUYS CHEAP SECOND HAND ITEMS WHEN SHE IS A MILLIONAIRE AND COULD AFFORD BRAND NEW. LEAVE THE SECOND HAND FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE REALLY STRUGGLING AND CANNOT AFFORD BRAND NEW BECAUSE THEY DO NOT HAVE MILLIONS IN THE BANK!!!!!
Sorry fellow trolls, I feel a little better now
PS the table looks utter shit
Not gonna lie I was a follower of her, bought a book or two at the start and over time I've not quite felt the genuine from her, saw this page mentioned by another account on Instagram, came over and had a nosey.
The eyes are well and truly opened. I've never realised how naieve and stupid I was blindly following and not truly seeing the sham and the lies. Once you see you can't unsee.
The only thing real in that house is keef the leef and even that's questionable
Wikiwangocard
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Inch trying to pretend that he's in control of the situation by 'telling' the alpaca its time to go. How can you literally be so stupid as to allow the wild farm animals into the house? They should both be ashamed of themselves, nowhere is safe for their children.
Blondesx40x
Chatty Member
New thread tittle
Oh dear Soph, what can the matter be.. Your table n chairs are a floofin monstrosity
Oh dear Soph, what can the matter be.. Your table n chairs are a floofin monstrosity
Andioooop
VIP Member
Still looks fucking gormless with her mouth coveredClevah boy Jamie, learning to put the tags over her face like that, so that you can’t see her
Little Miss Annie
Active member
Definitely Sophie who shit on the floor!
Wize Owl
VIP Member
The fame has gone to RoyOiOi’s head being the lead singer in the floofiest boyband in town…. 
He’s changed his image, nipped through Orangery and drank all of Sopha’s Appletiser, then trashed Weepy’s Workshop and is now selling his story to the newspaper reporter with the camera stood at Llama Lodge’s gate….. oh wait, the guy’s not from the newspaper, it’s the local Yodel delivery driver taking a pic of a parcel he’s delivering 
He’s changed his image, nipped through Orangery and drank all of Sopha’s Appletiser, then trashed Weepy’s Workshop and is now selling his story to the newspaper reporter with the camera stood at Llama Lodge’s gate….. oh wait, the guy’s not from the newspaper, it’s the local Yodel delivery driver taking a pic of a parcel he’s delivering
Hinchisafraud
Member
I haven’t caught up so if this has been mentioned sorry!… but she makes me so annoyed.
Banging on about bargain £10 chairs yet the company she purchased the cushions from have a average price of £24-38 per cushion on their webpage?!?!
Idiot!!!
Banging on about bargain £10 chairs yet the company she purchased the cushions from have a average price of £24-38 per cushion on their webpage?!?!
Idiot!!!
Cassy Role
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So she saw an ad for a donkey today and now she just HAS to get one. She doesn’t know what it takes to look after one. She doesn’t have the room. But she wants it. And will get it.
She’s proper childlike. It’s like when my sister was little and bought mice with her bday money. She didn’t realise how much looking after they would take and my dad ended up doing all the care. To be fair she was only 8. But she learned a life lesson at least! Unlike Hinch.
She’s proper childlike. It’s like when my sister was little and bought mice with her bday money. She didn’t realise how much looking after they would take and my dad ended up doing all the care. To be fair she was only 8. But she learned a life lesson at least! Unlike Hinch.
cosytoes
Active member
Phew. I’ve managed to catch up whilst Mr Toes is at Liverpool (using season tickets we PAY for not begfor on insta.) He’s taken mini toes #1
Yes Sofa little people can go to football matches I waved off a very excited little man fully dressed in his Liverpool kit ( bought not gifted)
annnnnd I’ve searched through my camera roll desperately looking for a photo of mini toes happily playing with my dish cloths. But no. Scratches head. I can’t find one. Must try harder mama toes. All I can find is photos of my boys on their bike’s, scooters, trampoline, in the hot tub (sorry not sorry) I’ve had it 5 years
Playing football, cricket, building dens.
where am I going wrong nusty hens?
Brb need to go wake up mini toes #2 so I can get into bed with him and eye fuck my phone
Yes Sofa little people can go to football matches I waved off a very excited little man fully dressed in his Liverpool kit ( bought not gifted)
annnnnd I’ve searched through my camera roll desperately looking for a photo of mini toes happily playing with my dish cloths. But no. Scratches head. I can’t find one. Must try harder mama toes. All I can find is photos of my boys on their bike’s, scooters, trampoline, in the hot tub (sorry not sorry) I’ve had it 5 years
Playing football, cricket, building dens. where am I going wrong nusty hens?
Brb need to go wake up mini toes #2 so I can get into bed with him and eye fuck my phone
ReginaPhalange4
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Been so busy with real work and life that im quickly catching up whilst Crapbag is snoring.... Not missed much have I 🥱 Donkey would have had more brain cells than her & Inch put together. Lucky escape Eeyore 
Overheard two girls talking today - one was explaining to the other who Hinch was. The other could not get her head around how Hinch makes so much money from cleaning and the one explaining was like because she 'hinches'. The other's head had fallen off by this point and she asked the girl why she was following and buying shite keeping someone unemployed whilst she worked long shifts being physically and verbally abused. I wanted to go over and ask if she was a tattler and give her a jammie dodger If you are the girl with a brain and are on shift tomorrow, there's a pack of jammie dodgers in C13, in the cupboard next to the sink - help yourself
Overheard two girls talking today - one was explaining to the other who Hinch was. The other could not get her head around how Hinch makes so much money from cleaning and the one explaining was like because she 'hinches'. The other's head had fallen off by this point and she asked the girl why she was following and buying shite keeping someone unemployed whilst she worked long shifts being physically and verbally abused. I wanted to go over and ask if she was a tattler and give her a jammie dodger If you are the girl with a brain and are on shift tomorrow, there's a pack of jammie dodgers in C13, in the cupboard next to the sink - help yourself 
beanpole
Chatty Member
Reading through those (really informative) screenshots really brings home how ridiculous the whole animal situation is
Wize Owl
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I bet the person who owns the little donkey is a nusty troll and can’t stand ol’wanky tap Sopha
Dearest little donkey, you’ve had a lucky escape and are going to a much happier home than tend farm, dream big little one
Dearest incoming to tend farm donkey, run for the hills Schweeet’arrrt!
Dearest little donkey, you’ve had a lucky escape and are going to a much happier home than tend farm, dream big little one
Dearest incoming to tend farm donkey, run for the hills Schweeet’arrrt!
Little Miss Annie
Active member
Sophie if you are gonna lie at least make it sound believable!
So in the past week both kids have been unwell with either sickness or diahorrea yet you let livestock into your kitchen where you make their food then take them swimming?!
You absolute moron. Oh and James, reattach your bollocks and stop playing fairytales with that narcissistic wife of yours. It’s not cute, it’s not funny, it’s embarrassing and putting your poor innocent boys at risk! Be a man for once in your pathetic life!!
So in the past week both kids have been unwell with either sickness or diahorrea yet you let livestock into your kitchen where you make their food then take them swimming?!
You absolute moron. Oh and James, reattach your bollocks and stop playing fairytales with that narcissistic wife of yours. It’s not cute, it’s not funny, it’s embarrassing and putting your poor innocent boys at risk! Be a man for once in your pathetic life!!