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MaryPoppinsHandbag said:

“Your dad is so cleaver” - oh I do hope so … 🪓

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The weepy cleaver

Mrs Hinch #581 Sophie can’t be expected to read the room when even the books are display only


Thread titles now taken any time but must say ‘thread suggestion’ in the post of we won’t see them. Keep them short and no naughty words please nusty trolls!

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For any newcomers or those needing a reminder, please read the amazing WIKI (pink button at the top of the page) or the great literary work that is thread #500 as those two things will answer all of your questions.

https://tattle.life/threads/mrs-hin...ife-in-lists-of-lies-the-tattle-truths.26662/

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If I’m honest guys, I don’t really know what Soph’s done in the last three days because she’s just been so bori…. Oops sorry I fell asleep trying to remember!

Lucky* Ronni e got to eat frozen banana dipped in hen poo coco pops. He wasn’t allowed to help make them, as that pre-school activity was only for Sophie Rose. (They’re working on sharing next week.)

The hens have learnt to use a filter, which means Soph can declare they are happy to be at ‘tend farm being chased by Henry and cackled at by Mummaz.
Stay tuned for ‘Escape from Alpacatraz 2 - The Hens’ coming soon to a mini movie room near Maldon.

The alpacas warmed Sophie’s stone cold heart by being ‘always together’… well no shit Sherlock, they’re herd animals, that’s what they do.

Last night she tried to be relatable by posting her ‘tend worries of whether her children are fed and warm at the end of the day.
Read the room, Sophie. You are one of the elite who definitely do not have these worries, unlike a large majority of the country.

Today she’s remembered what made Mrs Hinch sort-of well-known, and has had out the undeclared ad cleaning products to wipe already-clean taps and chuck enough undeclared ad pine down an already clean loo to cancel out all the raw sewage in the sea.

Ron is still doing brilliantly with his colours, but Jamie will be in trouble for an unfiltered image of Sopha and and undeclared look at her minkys.

We also have an answer to the question ‘can you have too many loos?’ And the answer seems to be a resounding ‘YES! It’s too confusing!’ as someone (or something) did a poo in the entrance hall this morning.

Maybe Sophie Rose was on the Tequila Rose again last night and just couldn’t find her way to one of the 6 thrones in time?

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Hinch Farm is not a farm.
Sophie is a ‘tend Rose as she added it in her teens.
Jim Exotic has been spared being upstaged by a dwarf donkey.
Fiddle Fingers - Sophie’s mum - hasn’t been seen for a while. Maybe she’s waiting for Jamie in the hot tub?
Weepy Al - Sophie’s dad - has only been identified by his fingers recently.
Sophie’s sister has moved into Guantanamo Grey.

Not commented in a while as I’ve been busy with real not tend life. But I wanted to say a huge thank you to all you nusty lot again as last night I got to put my child to bed in HIS OWN BED!!! Mine is still broken but he has his own now and honestly I’m thrilled! It took a while as I had to save up for a duvet and pillow and sheets but he’s in it. I got the bed from a bed for every head for free and it’s made me so happy that my child now has his own bed. He did wake up very confused but had been getting in and out of it all day, he’s so happy. So thank you, thank you, thank you. It means more to me than I can say that my little now has a warm and cosy place of his own to sleep!

Oh Sophie you really are a fraud! It’s good to have connections, it really is. Unfortunately for you I know the right people

So you’ve got 4.5 million ‘followers’ have you? No you don’t! Looking at the data I’ve been shown, your true number of REAL followers is just over 850k! The rest are bots and idle accounts

Also there is evidence that you do buy bots. It all shows up on the records. Only 2.5% of bots on your following aren’t bought!! So you must be really hammering that credit card you absolute moron.

How long do you think you can keep this up? It’s embarrassing!

Keep reporting the bots you see you lovely hens, Hinch is causing her own downfall

Unfortunately I can’t share any more details as I don’t want the lovely lady who provided this information losing her job over this

But this is the beginning of the end of Hinchmania!

Is this a game of Cluedo?

so who took a dump in the hall?

1. Lennie, with a leaky nappy
2. Ronnie, forgetting there were 5 toilets in the house
3. Henners, cos all of the struggles to make it to the grass outside
4. The WW’s, cos they free roam and they’ll shit where they want
5. Jimbob, cos Grinch thinks he’s shit
6. Grinch, cos she’s obsessed with shit

Or was there actually no shit Sherlock?

That side table covered in framed pictures of leaves and all those lit candles.. It looks like a shrine to a eucalyptus leaf that died a tragically early death

All of this talk about donkeys reminds me of donkey gate on thread #3. She shared an ad of a donkey sanctuary urging her followers to text “step” to a charity number. Then when she was accused of not donating herself (by tattlers) she did a story saying her phone provider contacted her about suspicious activity because she text the number and donated 10 times…

Turns out she was lying. The donations weren’t made by text, rather by call back to set up a direct debit

Once a con woman always a con woman

EDIT: screen shot 1 and 2 were Hinch stories. Screen shot 3 was a Tattler who had text the number to donate and couldn’t until they called her back to set up a direct debit

The “Jamie is gonna kill me” schtick is so fucking boring. You’re both fully grown adults in a relationship, have a conversation and get on the same page. Most likely, though, you’ve both already agreed to this donkey for content-innit. It just makes you come across as spoiled and infantile, not the cutesy couple goals you’re hoping for. Pathetic pair of manipulators.

Fixed it

I’ll just leave this here.... (Volume needed, contains a little swear)

ballerina1703 said:

If the Liverpool echo are writing about it then you just know it’s utter nonsense

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What a slap in the face article for all us non millionaires that millionaire Instagrammer Sophie is worried her kids haven't eaten enough! Sophie is lower than low what a sick twisted selfish individual she is!

Weepy Al is staying on brand!

Again, it’s in the title,
but I’m not sure how well it would work when it comes to choosing a book that most have access to, monthly or bi monthly, what genre is most popular etc.

there’s a real community growing on tattle and it would be good to see if that can include something more than influencer drama!

She must've been up all night gluing those tesco apples to that tree

Nice games room you got going there Sophie.

I'm always late to the party..
Just like to share our dining table, for the last few days it has been styled by Mr blondes (who has just been made redundant after 35 years..
Well, he found out by accident last thursday, receivers came in wednesday and ended his career.)
Anyways our table is now covered with bills, policies and his despair at what's to come, not so much the money aspect, but the worthlessness he now feels, like he's got no purpose.
Then just out of the blue he says, dont think we will be putting the christmas tree lights on this year and burst into tears..
If i hear hinch say this is where we are meant to be one more time, she will get it both barrels from me

Macmama said:

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Passionate Weeping Al

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I crack up every time I see Fiddle’s username pop up. Fucking Freda Yahooo!! Just kills me

Titch tactics said:

Had a massive break from insta but have had sometime for a little catch up. So sorry Al but that table is awful. I really thought for some reason it was going to be really nice if I were to sit near the Chunky legs I would definitely be left with bruises from knocking into them. Far too big underneath.
Just spotted this, she loves popping up behind people doesn't she.

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It’s like a game of where’s Wally. Where’s the wolly

Let's hope the boys spend enough time being looked after by other people while growing up to not become spoilt brats like their mum. What a way to live your life, seeing an advert for something and then having a paddy until you get what you want.

We're also on the look out for something sofa, we're looking for a pushchair as we have a baby due in 4 weeks and after losing my job in june we need to find a second hand one that's cheap enough The country is in a fucking mess hinch and you could cry because you couldn't get the donkey you wanted while people in the real world are crying over bills, debt, having no food etc etc...She's not right in the head.

Thread suggestion:
MRS HINCH - IT'S ALL FAUX SHOW!

(Bringing back a very old one I remembered)