Recent content by Sofa spud

What grow woman needs a balloon arch? Or am I missing something

Not to mention those biscuits are £2.50 a packet as I saw them yesterday and thought how much!!

I don’t buy it, if she can get in a car with a stranger and drive to the hotel she can go out to dinner with others just fine. She has to have drama follow her everywhere..

She is desperately trying to make Harper into Lily! Just let the kid be age appropriate…

How much chocolate can one person eat! It’s just been Easter and she had that large bar that said Happy Birthday! 🤢

Nothing says I DO like to talk about money and the cost of things like booking a last minute holiday out of term time! 🙄 She’s so unrelateable

Says a lot that her favourite room is a room filled to the brim with tat, fakes and cheap clothing

Could it have been the number given to her for that time she was hit by a lorry on the motorway? (If she even was)

For me it was when she said flying with BA and felt the need to say British Airways like people would not know what it stands for

Why did she bother to pay all that money for her teeth to look like they are to big for her mouth and could all fall out at any minute.. The clothes she has bought from that boutique make her look like she is playing dress up with her mums clothes they are so big and just drown her. She is only...

How much did she have for her tea 😲 2 lots of fries at least, a hamburger, spicy burger, share of a box of 20 nuggets and a pie for dessert!?

All the rubbish about throwing 3 items out for everyone one piece she buys is to cover up the fact all her clothes are to big for her and she needs smaller clothes. So much for Jason helping her..

What’s with the whole reset thing, it’s just called cleaning? What she does need to reset is the year because she is still using Christmas cups/plates etc and it’s almost March of the next year!

Keep your manky eyes on your dog while dog walking, how would you know if it has had a 💩

I swear that’s her I can hear in the background laughing on James can you watch my drink post