Sarah This Mama Life #33 Poor baby’s not content, but he’s #CONTENT

[Onthehop]

JFC is that meant to be food?

Dry as a bone

 

[Lassie don't go home]

It looks like what I fed the dogs this evening

 

[PinkFigs]

Why does she think anyone is interested in her baby’s daily routine? He’s not exactly the most content or settled baby so people are hardly going to be inspired to copy the routine for their babies

 

[Lassie don't go home]

Routine my bowels have more of a Routine

 

[gee13]

Aren't people just over hearing about other peoples baby routines? Who gives a tit! It's as though she's desperately clinging on to the channel mum era

 

[DeloresBawbag]

The only reason her baby routine would be of interest, is as a model of what not to do.

And there won’t be another parent of a 4 month old who is mad enough to revolve their life around the endless leisure pursuits of their older siblings. Her absurd self inflicted madness now includes:

Meels football regular team
Meels football training team
Meels dancing
Meels swimming
Meels piano (?)
Ticky football
Ticky basketball
Ticky karate
Ticky swimming
Kenny baby sensory

As well as afterschool club, mandated costa, and softplay/climbing every weekend.

 

[choccythief]

The only reason her baby routine would be of interest, is as a model of what not to do.

And there won’t be another parent of a 4 month old who is mad enough to revolve their life around the endless leisure pursuits of their older siblings. Her absurd self inflicted madness now includes:

Meels football regular team
Meels football training team
Meels dancing
Meels swimming
Meels piano (?)
Ticky football
Ticky basketball
Ticky karate
Ticky swimming
Kenny baby sensory

As well as afterschool club, mandated costa, and softplay/climbing every weekend.

Don’t forget Meels and Ticky football matches!!!!

 

[who let the frogs out]

Loves cuddles!
Really? He looks agitated and annoyed Sarah!

 

[Onthehop]

As if she’s a project manager

 

[LennyBriscoe]

As if she’s a project manager

She spelt paperclip wrong

 

[skylark13]

JFC she’s shortening CONtent’s name to Connie. That poor poor child.

 

[Ruby’s mum]

JFC she’s shortening CONtent’s name to Connie. That poor poor child.

I noticed she said it a few days ago but thought it might be a one off then today she’s actually written it so it seems it’s becoming a thing, poor kid.

 

[PinkFigs]

I’ve never known such an angry baby

 

[jayne2240]

Connie is a girls name ffs

 

[Lilybobtail]

Why is she sharing a thing about babies needing held...she constantly moaning about him not wanting put down!

 

[ellyjelly2]

I’ve never known such an angry baby

He has never looked settled, even when he smiles. Poor little chap, she’s not maternal at all, she can’t wait to get him In nursery, he will be in full time with only a week off at Christmas.

 

[Onthehop]

If she’s so tired then why is she doing stories on IG. Surely she should eat and get herself ready for bed?

 

[Shoegal17]

Why isn’t she having dinner with her children, even if they are eating different things they could all sit down together. What a bother to make their dinner clear away then do it again for yours. Doesn’t make sense, she makes everything unnecessarily difficult

 

[Lassie don't go home]

Why isn’t she having dinner with her children, even if they are eating different things they could all sit down together. What a bother to make their dinner clear away then do it again for yours. Doesn’t make sense, she makes everything unnecessarily difficult

It's.sarah she us arse ways!!!!.... even in this house with shift one if he's home ge has dinner with the kids if I'm home ill have dinner with the kids, and it's a treat if we're all home but that depends on his weekend roster, but she unnecessary makes life difficult for herself in all honesty

 

[Cookiepie222]

Poor martyr Sarah, unable to feed herself until after 10pm because her mean husband went off on a cruise and left her with his 3 children