We had not just a Vegas wedding, but got married at The Tunnel of Love (drive-thru), with the taxi driver as one of the witnesses. My Scottish husband’s choice. I think just heard a MNer keeling over in disgust.
What do you think they’re most disgusted by? The vegas wedding or the Scottish husband? I’ll go with a 50/50 split.We had not just a Vegas wedding, but got married at The Tunnel of Love (drive-thru), with the taxi driver as one of the witnesses. My Scottish husband’s choice. I think just heard a MNer keeling over in disgust.
I think because a Scottish guy marrying an American in the tackiest city ever is probably a MN trifecta. We wouldn’t even need to mention my wedding outfit.What do you think they’re most disgusted by? The vegas wedding or the Scottish husband? I’ll go with a 50/50 split.
Someone posted a few years ago about something to do with their kids and someone asked why they weren’t at school and someone said maybe they’re Scottish because the school holidays were different and the person who asked why the kids at school replied ‘that doesn’t count’…
If you consummated the marriage we will need to inform every dcoroner in the land that women dying from exploded heads or clutching their pearls too tightly are just mners who have found out about your lifeI think because a Scottish guy marrying an American in the tackiest city ever is probably a MN trifecta. We wouldn’t even need to mention my wedding outfit.
BTW…. battery life is giving me the fear but can’t be arsed going next door for my chargerQuite enjoying this one…..lots of calling out of the mn MASSIVE salad and hollow legged teen DSs….wonder how many Tattlers are on there Also, calling out the competitive under eaters
MNers idea of an American breakfast. Which is wrong.If you consummated the marriage we will need to inform every dcoroner in the land that women dying from exploded heads or clutching their pearls too tightly are just mners who have found out about your life
Absolutely! The ones accusing anyone of being murderous for accidentally walking up the supermarket aisle the “wrong” direction My neighbour across the road road used to be seen taking delivery of her (copious amount of) takeaways by wearing her oven gloves, face mask and a shower cap Absolute roaster!I’m enjoying the “cringing about COVID” thread. The sanctimonious witches! Most of them saying they didn’t join in any of the clapping, ignored all the “rooolz”, didn’t like Captain Tom, went on 25 walks an hour, because “I knew it was all unnecessary”. If I had more time on my hands I’d do a few advanced searches to see what they were saying at the time. Guaranteed they were full paid-up members of the shopping washers and are still eating their way through a million boxes of noodles.
There’s so much hypocrisy on that thread and I bet they’ve all name changed so we can’t prove they were reporting their neighbours to the police for walking the dog twice a day and jet washing their groceries with neat bleach.I’m enjoying the “cringing about COVID” thread. The sanctimonious witches! Most of them saying they didn’t join in any of the clapping, ignored all the “rooolz”, didn’t like Captain Tom, went on 25 walks an hour, because “I knew it was all unnecessary”. If I had more time on my hands I’d do a few advanced searches to see what they were saying at the time. Guaranteed they were full paid-up members of the shopping washers and are still eating their way through a million boxes of noodles.
My mum got my 17yo nephew to make the trifle one Christmas. There was that much alcohol in it that it didn’t set. You got pissed just opening the fridgeAn article in the guardian where a man tried to eat enough trifle to get over the drink drive limit https://amp.theguardian.com/lifeand...nk-driving-limit-tiramisu-trifle-breathalyser
I found it emotional too, and it was a tiny bit of social interaction with other people, calling over to our neighbours and waving at the old fella across the street banging his tambourine, when nothing else was happening and lots of people were completely isolated.I could never admit it on MN of course but to begin with I found the clapping/pot banging for the NHS very emotional. It made me feel like we were all in it together and I thought it was a lovely sentiment. Of course we know we weren't all in it together now but at the time it felt like a good thing to do!
I always wonder if a lot of those are made up tbh. They always seem to encourage the pom pom waving cheerleaders who like to scream LTB, keep your powder dry, hire a private detective, put an air tag in his car, see a solicitor for a free half hour so you can get your share, assemble your waterfowl in a linear fashion etc etcIs it just me pr does there seem to be an alarming number of husbands on dating sites or simply cheating with other women on Mumsnet? So many threads where the wife has found messages on his phone/tablet. I can't access my husband's phone, it's facial recognition, as is mine. He's currently watching the Westham game and his phone is constantly buzzing, and I'm pretty sure it's his footie mad mates providing their own running commentary on the match. On the other hand, he could have a secret dating profile and being inundated with messages from the OW
Maybe I'm being naïve but there must be other signs your DH is playing away from home (good football analogy eh?) than messages to and from another woman? In the many, many threads about cheating husbands, it always comes as a complete surprise.
If it turns out my DH is a cheating scumbag and isn't having a live online convo with his mates, I shall have to get my poultry in logical formation forthwith.
I don’t believe it’s a complete surprise to them because if they didn’t suspect why check his phone? My husband went for a nap the other day and his phone was plugged into the computer transferring stuff in the same room as me while he napped. I know his PIN but the phone was unlocked anyway but I didn’t look through it because I don’t have any concerns he’s cheating, if I did I might have looked. So I think they’re looking for a reason.Is it just me pr does there seem to be an alarming number of husbands on dating sites or simply cheating with other women on Mumsnet? So many threads where the wife has found messages on his phone/tablet. I can't access my husband's phone, it's facial recognition, as is mine. He's currently watching the Westham game and his phone is constantly buzzing, and I'm pretty sure it's his footie mad mates providing their own running commentary on the match. On the other hand, he could have a secret dating profile and being inundated with messages from the OW
Maybe I'm being naïve but there must be other signs your DH is playing away from home (good football analogy eh?) than messages to and from another woman? In the many, many threads about cheating husbands, it always comes as a complete surprise.
If it turns out my DH is a cheating scumbag and isn't having a live online convo with his mates, I shall have to get my poultry in logical formation forthwith.
There's one on there at the moment with cheerleaders assembled at the ready. OP is not going to tell DH she knows he is cheating because they are away for the weekend celebrating one of the DC's birthdays and she doesn't want to spoil it. Considering she's updating the thread really frequently (assuming they really are on a weekend break) then her husband probably thinks she's also having an affair, because she's constantly typing on her phone.I always wonder if a lot of those are made up tbh. They always seem to encourage the pom pom waving cheerleaders who like to scream LTB, keep your powder dry, hire a private detective, put an air tag in his car, see a solicitor for a free half hour so you can get your share, assemble your waterfowl in a linear fashion etc etc
They really love a multi-thread about a break up too, so they can come up with a "funny" name for the ex to be and be entertained by outlandish situations happening and culminating in the ex getting his just desserts. Or am I too cynical?
I’ve just read the ops posts on that one and she actually is having an affair so if her husband sees her typing on Mumsnet loads and checks her phone, he’ll find out! Or maybe he has a thread running around elsewhere about how he knows his wife is having an affair but he isn’t confronting her yet and has started an affair of his own. What a tangled web!There's one on there at the moment with cheerleaders assembled at the ready. OP is not going to tell DH she knows he is cheating because they are away for the weekend celebrating one of the DC's birthdays and she doesn't want to spoil it. Considering she's updating the thread really frequently (assuming they really are on a weekend break) then her husband probably thinks she's also having an affair, because she's constantly typing on her phone.
I don't understand how people have the time free to run these saga threads, not when they claim to have children as well. When do they have time to batch cook and shop for sister wife dresses?
Oh bless her, she's trying to get the thread deleted nowI’ve just read the ops posts on that one and she actually is having an affair so if her husband sees her typing on Mumsnet loads and checks her phone, he’ll find out! Or maybe he has a thread running around elsewhere about how he knows his wife is having an affair but he isn’t confronting her yet and has started an affair of his own. What a tangled web!