Mother Pukka #3 I think we might be remarkable

[mindlessness]

Within a calendar year she's gone from divorce to engagement?

This screenshot is from a 22nd Sept 2023 tattle post.

When did she actually meet Breton Bae, does anyone remember?

 

[NoHintOfDrama]

What an utter bleep.

 

[pennypinchpam]

Within a calendar year she's gone from divorce to engagement?

This screenshot is from a 22nd Sept 2023 tattle post.
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When did she actually meet Breton Bae, does anyone remember?

Stripey top entered the scene on hinge in September of last year according to mother puffa on her shodcast. But I’m sure she’ll come up with some clever analogy of how time is just a concept like how home is a person.

 

[Tublet83]

What a knob, poor kids having this all played out

 

[OliveGal]

I think she said both her and Matt went on Hinge in March 23 and she met Olly in the September. She was getting women messaging her saying they’d seen Matt on dating apps and were worried in case he was cheating….she then consulted her publicist who said they should put out a joint statement saying they’d split

 

[pennypinchpam]

I am surprised how she hasn’t done “big reveals” on her Instagram of her engagement and mentions it on podcasts and in her column. Is it because she’s saving these “juicy” updates for her monetised pursuits?
I can’t imagine being such a cringe, commercialising every major personal event. And slating HeR eX so publicly now when before she claimed there was no big bang. It might be because Matt probably isn’t that keen on kids being rushed into a new house with someone she’s known for three minutes.

 

[Lilyofthevalley80]

If she didn’t climax with Matt after however many years then she defo hasn’t with Oli! And that’s not a slight on either of them! It took me ages with my husband to work it all out and it every time but the longer we were in a relationship I was more relaxed to ask for things. The minute you go into something new you don’t start making demands! Let’s all be grown ups here- most girls if they can’t orgasm with one, can’t orgasm with another - not without a lot of practice! I’m just dumbstruck that about 2 months ago she was telling us it was the best divorce ever and magpieing was amazing and now none of it is. So how does she think we are believing anything at this point? Motherhood was great until it was cool to tell everyone she had postpartum psychosis. This is the woman that yearned to be a parent and the minute she was she ditched them because being on the radio was more important. There is a reason we have tattle, there is a reason we see so much self diagnosed adhd/pnd etc- the majority of the people that are discussed probably do have those things cos you’d have to be a special kind of weird to want to over share and be on show 24/7. They are one better than reality stars! They have zero filter and a huge need to be “the star”. Most of us couldn’t think of anything worse.

The clear implication she is trying to make is that Matt was rubbish in bed and she didn’t fancy him. Nothing to do with any issues with Anna and Bretton. Who will be the best thing ever….until he isn’t

 

[Dawnofftobed]

Oh god, the whole wedding build up is going to be her new thing to stay relevant isn’t it?

 

[pennypinchpam]

The wedding content is going to be unbearable. More faux-self-deprecation with “why don’t wedding dress makers market to 42 year old mums”. My PeRsOn My PeRsOn.

her angled eye bleeping reels make me chuckle though. Because she looks completely different in the podcast stage recording with the full on puffed face. She was slating the randoms she dated before OLLY BRETON OLLY BRETON saying they were catfishing but surely a lot of the men would’ve also thought the same of her.

 

[LeonoreGuest]

I honestly can't imagine a situation in which I'd put my (small, but old enough to understand) kids through their parents separating, their parents sharing the same house one week on one week off, to buying house and moving in with a new bloke and his two kids and then marrying him with ONE YEAR. the utter selfishness.

And when it inevitably goes pear shaped, having to extricate them from his and his kids' lives. Jesus.

 

[ophelia1990]

This all screams of - Matt moved on first and she’s desperately trying to one-up him. It’s so selfish and disgusting. I wonder if she’s ever once thought about how her kids feel? No, it’s all about HER now. She ‘deserves’ this.

Im strapping in for the long haul because this is gonna be one hell of a crash when it all goes wrong.

 

[Lipsofchicken]

She is the epitome of a thirsty beg

 

[pennypinchpam]

This all screams of - Matt moved on first and she’s desperately trying to one-up him. It’s so selfish and disgusting. I wonder if she’s ever once thought about how her kids feel? No, it’s all about HER now. She ‘deserves’ this.

Im strapping in for the long haul because this is gonna be one hell of a crash when it all goes wrong.

stripey top thinks he’d caught himself some big fish with a big public persona, inroads into no. 10, the next Holly Willoughby. And probably hasn’t figured out living with a narc is far more taxing than dating one. And mutha puffa thinks she’s better than all those things and by being engaged she’s legitimately validated her revenge rebound for Matt moving on first and wanting out of their marriage which apparently was full of bad sex and tears but no big bang.

I find it very amusing except then feel guilty for taking any schadenfreudal pleasure in it because those two kids must be going through emotional hell keeping up with all this at the speed of light and being gaslit by all the “you have bonus family members! Two homes! More Xmas presents!”.

 

[Rosie878]

I am incredulous with the people sending her supportive messages. It's just not responsible to bring so much drama and instability into your kids lives when you could actually avoid it.

I really hope Matt is a good guy who won't rise to all this and will prioritise their daughters.

 

[WeHadFunRight]

I am incredulous with the people sending her supportive messages. It's just not responsible to bring so much drama and instability into your kids lives when you could actually avoid it.

I really hope Matt is a good guy who won't rise to all this and will prioritise their daughters.

Honestly, my daughter has been through two childminders in the last 6 months and I feel guilty just for that, I don’t even want to think about what her daughters are going through.

They must be moving in together for purely financially driven reasons, surely? She can’t be this naive/wreckless to get engaged to someone and move the family in together in the space of 8 months? Who does that unless they have no other choice? It’s not cool.

 

[petitspois]

I find this woman fascinating. It really is an absolute tit show of entitled behaviour.

 

[Howdy]

I am incredulous with the people sending her supportive messages. It's just not responsible to bring so much drama and instability into your kids lives when you could actually avoid it.

I really hope Matt is a good guy who won't rise to all this and will prioritise their daughters.

I think Matt is a decent, un-attention seeking, intelligent person who won't rise to it. He's not all over the gram plastering details about their relationship. I'd be livid if my ex was saying on a podcast they never climaxed while with me! It's awful. Just unnecessary. She didn't need to say that, she could have just said sex with the right person/someone you are emotionally connected to is wonderful or something less intimate and personal, not to mention disparaging to the father of her kids. Mind you, he co-wrote their article on divorce in The Times (was it) didn't he? But that's as far as it's gone for him in terms of publicity over it.

 

[Bobcat]

Why get engaged? Why not just have a relationship? Is there a need to marry again and to get engaged so quickly?? I used to like her years ago but she’s becoming increasingly annoying.

 

[Wolf359]

Yep. Apparently the minute she met him her complete central nervous system relaxed and she sudden felt like she’d come home to herself

She's basically just described a trauma bond.

 

[MedeaWho]

Do you think her Breton guy is one of those men who had recently divorced and is drowning in sudden childcare responsibilities so in a hurry to partner up again as a way of making home life easy again (aka wife deals with it all)? She’s clearly not the right kind of of woman for this so this is going to be interesting