Jessontheplussize #41 Better now than never Pet

[Sooz]

That skirt makes her look like she's got an inflatable swim ring stuck around her middle.

 

[Runforestrun]

How can she look in her mirror and think yep, that’s a gorgeous outfit I’m keeping that?!
As others have said it accentuates her awful gunt so badly. And she could size down? She’s got body dysmorphia in reverse 🫣

 

[Tulipsfromamsterdam]

Would she ever F-off with her scaremongering about that cheap jewellery ‘almost’ being sold out. ‘So if ya want it I wouldn’t hang around’
She is annoying me so so much these days.

 

[Cady1954]

you mean you’re not all walking around wearing “yarrings”?

I had to say that out loud to know what you meant like. I was like WTF are yarrings like?

 

[Purplebananas]

Did those knickers from M&S read as a 28? I tried to freeze and screen shot but couldn’t get a clear pic. Anything that clings to your stomach is a no no

 

[Titch tactics]

Did those knickers from M&S read as a 28? I tried to freeze and screen shot but couldn’t get a clear pic. Anything that clings to your stomach is a no no

No they are a 26, she really chooses the most awful clothes.

 

[ClaretFairy]

Not Jess promoting the spelling mistake tee how utterly embarrassing

I have a friend who uses the word “tee” in that context. I think it’s an American thing?

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Not Jess promoting the spelling mistake tee how utterly embarrassing

Haha I thought the same thing when I saw it! Can’t believe no one at ITS has picked up on it and they’re still selling it! All as thick as each other clearly.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Haha I thought the same thing when I saw it! Can’t believe no one at ITS has picked up on it and they’re still selling it! All as thick as each other clearly.

ITS don’t care. They have stock to shift and gullible idiots to buy it!

 

[NoDramaHere]

Fellow geordie here, too and I can't stand the flow of her words. Its usually her last word in the sentence, she either drags it out or goes up.and down with it and it grates on me!!!!! I can't explain what I mean, I hope someone else understands because her accent isn't a typical geordie one to anyone who isn't local btw!!

She ends her sentences as if she’s asking a question.

 

[traceymrsd]

Riveting content today Jess - can't wait for more eye boogers, bean juice sofa bobble updates

 

[PrincessJeanie]

How long before she provides aff links for the fabric shaver and hand steamer? 3.2.1..

 

[Diddikins]

How long before she provides aff links for the fabric shaver and hand steamer? 3.2.1..

You know she’s gonna!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

You know she’s gonna!

8 stories (so far) just of her using the shaver on the sofa Then she’ll say she’s had loads of messages hence sharing a link. She’s so transparent

 

[Loobloo]

clip on yarrings for if ya haven't got ya yars pyarced

 

[traceymrsd]

Was she really worried her arse cheek would fall out of those shorts

 

[rogueapostrophe]

The green trousers in the ASOS haul look like she’s seriously packing in her crotch area!

 

[traceymrsd]

The green trousers in the ASOS haul look like she’s seriously packing in her crotch area!

They definitely were & the amount of material in the legs is too much

 

[Eastlondoner]

She’s reading from notes below the way her eyes keep going?

 

[Tiny-T]

No they are a 26, she really chooses the most awful clothes.

Anyone that has these knows the sizing is huge. I have some of the low rise ones, I always buy at least 1 size smaller and they come up higher than normal low rise pants. If she's buying a 26 they'd easily fit someone a size 28 possibly even a 30. She wears the full blown briefs which again m&s are known to come on higher. On a normal person the brief would come up past your belly button!