Jessontheplussize #41 Better now than never Pet

[Diddikins]

Thread Suggestion:
Another kolleckshun with the best print evah, will Jess wear it? Nevah!

 

[Loobloo]

Thread title suggestion: sweating in the sun at wuh mates marriage, rubbing iveyvajewah on wuh undercarriage

 

[Marge Bouvier]

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

“Hello, I’m applying for the joint-of-ham-at-the-back-of-the-shelf-in-Tesco position”

 

[PrincessJeanie]

One of my pet peeves on insta is when it’s someone’s birthday and they have to keep resharing all their birthdays wishes from other people, on their stories put your phone down for fucks sake, enjoy your day and stop being so desperate.

 

[GossBoss]

Please don't come at me but I think she looks lovely here

 

[Silentwhisper13]

She looks stunning here. She suits a red lip

 

[Nellyellie]

Her teeth are the equivalent of putting alloys on a wheelie bin

 

[Diddikins]

It amazes me how she goes pretty much silent after a collection launch. Shes so predictable, her posting cycle:

aff link posts
Going to a photoshoot - complete with shitty hotel tour
Drip feeding collection (with maybe some aff link posts in between)
Launch date
“So excited for me new Kolleckshun - best wuv evah done” posts
Try on haul
Competition to win Kolleckshun
Q&A - she’s 5’5 for reference
Launch day - “get what you want now cos we’re not restocking”
“Thanks for all your lovely comments on mi Kolleckshun. I wouldn’t be doing this if it wasn’t for yiz”

And then - nothing

Lather rinse repeat.

 

[Diddikins]

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What has she actually done to her face??

She looks like Vanessa Feltz in the 90s.

 

[traceymrsd]

All I can hear in my head when I see this is her voice saying “I love love love this print”
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The colours are not what I’d call summer-y.

It's giving me caravan sofa vibes from the 80s

 

[Runforestrun]

What in the Krystal Carrington Dynasty hell is this outfit??

 

[Runforestrun]

She looks like an Easter egg with legs now

 

[Elmoo]

She looks like Vanessa Feltz in the 90s.

You are not wrong

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

More crap she’ll never wear

I say every time but the taking of photos on an iPhone will never not be funny

 

[Silentwhisper13]

Those bags are ugly. I never understand a handbag that has it written on what it is.. its like an annoying label that won't unpeel

"I know im going to get loads of use out of them" she must carry things from room to room in them because she never goes out..

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Why have one ugly bag when you can have three??!

 

[Weezaweeza]

I really like that red dress and think she looks the nicest I’ve seen her in months! I’ll show myself out

 

[Loubell83]

She is wearing the skirt in a size 26 and says it’s generous in size

Jess I can see the outline of your stomach and your belly button. If you sized down god knows what else I would be able to see

 

[Diddikins]

Awwww. Its cute when parents dress siblings in coordinating outfits

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

I bought a MJ tote bag 2 years ago, but I work 40-60 hours a week, it holds my life.
Yet this bragging cunt is lucky to work 40-60 minutes a week, & then has the nerve to aff link it, no wonder she's laughing when her gullible followers line her pockets.
I'm sick of seeing her & her gormless brother husband.
Pair of simpletons.