Surely that would just be slop that's er, sloppier?!
Might as well drink from a puddle pal. Buy my book for more top tips!
Surely that would just be slop that's er, sloppier?!
I reckon that's another reason she's poked her head up.In the meantime other people have successfully sued Fox and are now cashing in. That's got to hurt. She's left with nothing but a trashed reputation.
Useless mare
Useless mare
You jest, but…
Clearly you have never been exposed to…Even a homemade trifle she manages to wreck. I bet it tasted vile too. Polishing a turd and all that.
I'm sure I said this the first time you displayed your fabulous art dear tender Marms, but the likeness to David Tennant playing Dennis Neilson in Des, as well as a likeness to old Guesty, well chapeauI thought I'd repost my own artwork. It's much better than the wonky nipple effort we saw yesterday.
(January 2023)
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Audrey in your profile pic is having a sad moment reacting to Unt Pat.So it is in fact Unt Pat rather than Auntie Pat. That’s sad.
Clippy was a pet project of Melinda Gates when she was working at Microsoft before she married Bill. After they got married, even after Melinda left her job, no one was brave enough to deactivate Clippy because no one wanted to incur the wrath of the Gateses. (source: friend who used to work there, and unlike guest's friends this person is real.)He’s actually more annoying than guest.
Wow, there are kinder and easier ways to say you'd like me to leave the threadYou jest, but…
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Clearly you have never been exposed to…
an ashtray (actually an old light fitting) with an even older can of flat Mackeson poured into it, mouldy breads and the dregs from a plughole dropped in, with pus, Polyfilla, ball bearings and dead wasps plopped on top.
View attachment 2899290View attachment 2899291Yum! To make it gluten free, simply replace the dead wasps with gluten free dead wasps.
Not to defend guest in any way, but I seem to recall Jessica Simpson telling a story like this, for real. Her dad was her manager and was telling people what a rack his daughter had, and how they should be shown off in photos so that teenage boys would buy her records.Who but guest makes up stories about her dad giving her breasts a nickname and posts this on social media presenting it as funny and totally normal?!
I still rub my eyes and shake my head in disbelief that she posted this.
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TD not impressed with the relaunch
Ground Slop Day: If Punxsutawney Shill pops up and tweets tit without flouncing off, the PayPal season has startedI feel like I'm in that film where the same thing just keeps happening only there's no groundhog just Jack thinking people are going to believe the same old tripe. Two million subscribers to what exactly?! I don't think I even want to know
Wasn't she once Billy-big-bollocksing it all over Twitter that she'd been asked to go on Peston's show to share her forensic insight into the Ukraine conflict (or some other important issue she had absolutely no business acting like an authority on)?Does anyone else see Robert Peston? View attachment 2898990View attachment 2898998
He’s an annoying twit as well.