"I can't be the only one who does this"
What, deform your body, mention you lost 3* stone in every conversation, pretends that swanning around Warwick and Leamington trying on mass produced clothing is work, trying to be the original RHO Warwickshire, driving your overpriced lease car to the overpriced members club?
Oh, no, you're talking about twirling round in your box room spare bedroom, showing off the mist hideous clothes whilst eye bleeping yourself. Yep, I do believe you are the only one.
*Actually just under 3, which has yo-yo'd ever since.