Oh feck off you bore. As if you're the only one that does these things 
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You'd think he was running a family of 13 the way he goes on about all his exhausting tasks.
Sit doon and get some class!
By work uniforms he means the lilac leggings and his cleaners poloshirts doesn’t he? OMG, do you think he wears a tabbard??
Could our resident photoshop specialist work her magic on this?
Could our resident photoshop specialist work her magic on this?
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Tae hod his fake Stanley cup?By work uniforms he means the lilac leggings and his cleaners poloshirts doesn’t he? OMG, do you think he wears a tabbard??
Could our resident photoshop specialist work her magic on this?
No his gid yins mind, coz he disnae want em ruined at work.
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Ahm bespoke afrontit!No one missed you so calm down you wannabe
I wonder how many pictures the idiot took before he posted
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Oan this day o' dawn, a wis in his local Spoons... hid ma kerries peeled and nose on the sniff for stale sharts, in the hope of getting a viewing of the whale in his natural habitat....
Only tae fin oot that he's treatit himself tae a posh bespoke curry that day!!!
He's trolling me for sure.
If it wasn’t for the bottle of piss room spray on the side I would swear this picture was taken in “non colour”
@Babybail93 had me do that exact picture ages ago, capeesh hen! @mammaof3 will probably know the exact time and date I posted it, also! YDKBGTK so aye and so forth.By work uniforms he means the lilac leggings and his cleaners poloshirts doesn’t he? OMG, do you think he wears a tabbard??
Could our resident photoshop specialist work her magic on this?
If he does he’s a big fat liar because it’s only just launched in the UK. Unless he’s being having secret trips to that place abroad to stock up in threes of course!That horror Wheatcroft has just popped up on fb advertising new olay serum. How long before the ever influenced Marion does a tappity tap story about it claiming he’s used it for ages?
He's the OG
There is no Sharon, only Marion.
That Mario policy platform in full:
free wax melts fur everyone
nae tax on takeaways
curfew in place so everyone can be hame and aw cosy by 6pm
mair funding fur Paisley cooncil so they can fix his roof
abolish ScotRail and expand the McGills network
The media team quits in droves, the press break their legs in the shallow waters of what they expected to be a deep dive into his digital footprint.
Mortgage reform.
Renfrewshire Cooncil under supervision.
SQA Higher English texts burnt on fires in public squares.
Daily parliamentary breakdowns because these cakes have goat tae stoap but it's blister's side hussle.
Pride days up and down the land devastated at the thought he might turn up.
Finally resigns at the end of a glorious career and takes a block of driving lessons.
Ha ha but will wee deek be up and doon the royal mile with his kitten heels like her man ! And for sure there would be more than 800k missing when Marion leaves office
#IYKYK
Hens, im amazing someone like oor Mario trained in nails and huvin awe the shelf bucklin makeup that he loves isnay watchin that wee programme Glow Up. Maybes his skin is too high oan the sensitive spectrum tae enjoy watching it also
Him and Deek could be awe cosy in bed, watching it and learning how tae dae an apple gloss lip.
Might also realise that when the makeup turns green, its fur the Joseph Joseph bin
Tonsa love ta yous awe, lets mop kick this week into next week and so forth
Him and Deek could be awe cosy in bed, watching it and learning how tae dae an apple gloss lip.
Might also realise that when the makeup turns green, its fur the Joseph Joseph bin
Tonsa love ta yous awe, lets mop kick this week into next week and so forth
Rumour has it that Humza Yusaf has resigned after getting an ear bashing affae Maria about his roof and the shitey Renfrewshire cooncil.
And endless cash for research into kerry katonas so that he, daisy uncle, can learn to drive
Stop being a snake hen, his "I had tae involve people" announcement included an "I'm saying no more" announcement.
Trailing a path straight tae Holyrood.
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