@
katehayesmakeup Wiki
PART 5
Photoshop Vs Reality part 5
334. KHM took to her Instagram stories to
chat shit, whilst wearing a dressing gown with
actual shit on it. She looked down at her chest and rubbed a
brown patch and said “it’s probably poo poo, is it poo poo Olive?” which caused OHD to repeat “Poo poo?” - to which KHM
aggressively barked “ITS NOT POO POO.. OLIVE IS SAYING ITS POO POO” narcissistic fuck.
335. Keeping to the trend of filming herself in dirty clothes, KHM posted an Ad for Bperfect whilst wearing a
heavily soiled zip up top.
336. KHM still
swears down that she
doesn’t edit her photos, check out the bad
blur lines around here hideously
wide legs on the below:
.
337.
Tiny Delo with his 1ft long legs made an appearance on her stories explaining what the
plan was for their
piss drenched garden whilst
hopscotching over white dried dog
shits. KHM made sure she used the ultra
zoomed out mode on her camera to make her garden look 10 times
bigger than it is. KHM once again made sure her viewers know that this isn’t “their
forever home”
338. KHM posted a reel “
showcasing” some new outfits which she’s been gifted to fit her new small “
in fashion” tits - all of the outfits were questionable as fuck, see below:
339. The Clampits flew out to
Dubai both wearing
hideous webs. This holiday KHM boasted how they booked it through some random Instagram account who got them “the best
upgrades and
deals”
340. KHM posted a story of Delo
acknowledging a
woman walking past the pool and
waving at him and Big O. And could be heard saying “wave at the lady” whilst KHM was
filming them. KHM is that dense and
self centred she thought Delo was calling her “the lady”
341. Big Back and Delo enjoyed their second day in Dubai which consisted of them both eating a
3 course meal and getting
pissed whilst Big O sat inbetween them
bored shitless and fuming. KHM later gushed how amazing it is to wear a
backless piece of clothing now her
tats have been
lobbed off.
342. KHM took to Insta early in the morning visibly
sweating like a pig, to film herself in the dark
shovelling make up on like her life depended on it - before heading down to
breakfast. She
reassured her followers that her make up wouldn’t be
patchy in broad
day light
343. More
pissed ramblings from KHM where she pretends she’s had an argument with Delo for Instagram engagement.
344.KHM took to her Insta Stories to
slag off “
Omg Finance” the company she was recommending who provided her “
brand new” 2016 Range Rover. She is now gushing over “
Rockstar Finance” pahahah!!!
345. The back garden (that she keeps filming on the
widest angle she can so that it looks like a football pitch) glow up is well underway. She filmed
Delo building raised planters from breeze blocks and of course Olive BooBoo is the best builder, who thoroughly enjoyed being left
amongst the
power tools.
346. Olive BooBoo enjoyed a
gifted day to a
Childrens Spa in Ormskirk called Marshmallow this week. She drank from a
champagne glass, had a face mask and even had her hair done. Khm filmed OliveBooBoo
jumping up and down and
thrashing about like a Warthog that has just escaped the zoo as the staff member (who looked like her
patience was wearing very thin) did her best to throw a quick plait in.
347. Over on her Interior page, KHM was cooking up a storm advertising a
gifted Swan pan (which was burnt to fuck) to fry some grey
deceased human fingers for hers and Delo’s tea. She then plated up ONE of the grey sausages for herself, acting like she hadn’t
tipped the rest of them up straight from the pan down her
massive neck.
348. KHM providing more proof she is a
filthy,
lazy &
unhygienic toe rag. She posted the state of her
utility room (which has a random
exposed bog in the corner
) in a desperate attempt to be “
relatable” but it just made followers stomachs turn.
349. KHM shamelessly continues to (in her words) “
blag” more freebies, this time
ONE drinking mug from Le Creuset at
Cheshire Oaks. She
embarrassingly posted that Delo had smashed his old one on her Instagram
stories to advertise the fact she needed a new one.
350. KHM was successful once again at making a
natural beautiful
bride look like a
yellow caked Frankenstein. She also shared this absolute
mess below showing that for the
premium price you pay for her
services on the biggest day of your life, you get
cheap years old foundation as a thanks.
351. KHM
shamelessly boasting about her very
poor hygiene yet again, how can a woman who
doesn’t work regularly, has a lot of
help from her
mum and has her fella living with her not get 5 minutes to
wash herself?
352. “KHM is 30th” kicked off with a trip to
London with her
best friends who knowingly supplied all the
reality pics via their stories all night.
KHM held an Instagram
live whilst lashing
tonnes of
makeup on, she notably mentioned
7 times that
Delo had
told her he was taking her for a
meal, so in true Truffle style, did herself up to the 9’s waiting for that
proposal that Delo is
dying to do!
Once at the restaurant, KHM was greeted by all her
family and a birthday
banner including a photo of her
before Delo met her/
PLF days - which looked nothing like her.
353. KHM couldn’t get the outfits (she’s worn for her 30th celebrations) off her massive back quicker, uploading them all onto
Depop (going against all hygiene rules of selling) without
washing them and listing them as
worn once. She’s still getting poor reviews.
354. KHM reckons that in
2020 when she last went to a
Designer outlet down south called
Bicester Village she bought the below hideous
sliders in the
sale - when the actual truth is she would have ordered them off
DHgate or
AliExpress.
355. KHM also spilled tha
Delo gets asked for his
photo taken by her “
Fans” all the time,
all around the world,
coachella was her most memorable/
funniest of being recognised
356. KHM and Delo went to the
Etihad to watch Ed Sheeran. they had
terrible seats sat right up in the gods of the stadium where KHM the “
famous influencer” was
spotted by someone and had a photo taken. If you thought that was weird, KHM then took a
photo of the persons
phone afterwards to post the
messages and photo on her own stories?
357. Yet more
lies from KHM regarding working with
brands. She posted about a “bed box” which was
gifted, the company confirmed they hadn’t sent it to her, adding to the ever growing
list of brands who
do not work with her like she makes out!
358. KHM threw
herself a 30th
party at Oh Me Oh My which was black tie theme. Amanda Harrington (who she
trolled on
Twitter years ago) spent all night uploading
unflattering real time updates for us, including a short insta story of KHM snatching the microphone and starting a
speech about Her
Trolls, which Amanda swiftly deleted after a few minutes! KHM was seen
gurning for most of the night and the grazing table made a come back but this time with
biscuits covered with images of her
face!
359. The day
after KHM was
steaming at her birthday party, The Makeups flew out to
Florida, hinting at the idea that they had actually planned a
child friendly holiday for the first time ever - but
sadly no, a
cruise first stop
Bahamas was on the agenda
360. I’m true KHM style, Katie felt she had to be
caked in make up every hour of the day in the
humid and hot
Caribbean weather, similar to what she did in
Dubai when she thought Delo was going to propose!
361. KHM seemingly left the sun lotion at home when they went to Pig Beach, OHD noticably had
burnt to a crisp in the Caribbean
sun. Delo took the opportunity to lean all of his body
weight on
different large
snouted creature for a change.
362. KHM
disgustingly lifted a
starfish out of the sea to handle it whilst
filming/taking
photos for her Instagram
story, the likeliness of the poor helpless starfish
surviving this careless act is very slim.
363. The
last few
hours of their holiday and hours before flying
home to Manchester saw KHM & Delo take OHD to
Animal Kingdom for half of a day
Of course, OHD
appreciated it more than She would Magic Kingdom. The stupid fuckers didn’t check the bag drop opening times and ended up
dumping all their luggage with staff in the buggy hire!
364. KHM was back to lying about the length of their holiday on Instagram as soon as they landed when the bragathon continued. She said they were sailing for 8 days but in actual fact - this is how it panned out:
Friday - big party in Liverpool
Saturday - Flew to Orlando & stayed in a hotel overnight
Sunday - boarded the Ship
Sunday - disembarked at Orlando and went to AK, then flew home
365. KHM shared some photos on her Instagram stories of her and Delo wasting time in a
Walmart waiting for their flight home. In a desperate bid to be relatable she went on to call Delo “
the sad Twat” because he dared to look at something in an aisle she wasn’t interested in. Meanwhile she took photos of a rank looking
potato salad, who’s the sad twat?
366. KHM’s first day of work since
April landing home from Holiday was working at a “
shoot” organised by
Collection makeup with a “very
famous Tiktoker” Amelia Olivia, who
didn’t even
tag KHM in her Insta posts after the shoot.
367. KHM jumped onto an Instagram
live for 5 minutes to “
get ready” with her “gang” and found herself faced with the following hilarious
question:
You could physically see the penny drop inside her
tiny brain and as soon as she realised what the words sounded like the blood
vessels in her eyeballs
burst immediately and she blamed it on “
Da Trollz” - you can watch this snippet of her live on page
32, thread
148.
She also stupidly
declared, “I am not KHM for a reason” ??
367a. Later that day KHM & her humungous snoz were on
Hairchoice’s Instagram curling her
Vicky Pollard ponytail live and was bombarded with yet more questions of her past racial slurs.
368. Whilst the UK was suffering from a 40 degrees
heatwave, KHM and her
sweaty trotters hid herself away in her
garage “living room” to watch some TV in an attempt to stay cool. She seems to thoroughly enjoy catching up on Netflix with a
meter box and
mirror blocking most of the view.
369. A
bra-
less KHM attended an event at Cheshire oaks which saw her stomping round with her burger nips on show at the
opening of a new pop up shop “
By Rotation”. The concept is to rent designer clothes for the
sustainability of it, however, KHM completely missed the point & bellowed to her 184k worth of bots whilst
clutching onto a
free cocktail that the new shop was for “people who
can’t afford designer”
370. KHM treated herself to some
SavagexFenty underwear and felt it was
appropriate on her makeup instagram to post herself in a bra and knickers. In true KHM style she
slapped the shit out of that jelly
belly throughout filming to seem relatable.
371. KHM disembarked at
Amsterdam Airport to enjoy her brothers fiancés hen party. The whole party where top to toe in
gifted clobber.
Later that day she felt it was time to film
content for her make-up Instagram account, so went on
propping her phone up at the table and began
filming herself eating and drinking like Waynetta
Slob
372. A follower
innocently asked KHM to show the best thing she’s
bought, presuming they would want to see something
relating to
makeup as her
Instagram is meant to be a makeup
account. Instead, KHM
boasted about buying her
house with
no help at all from anyone even though she actually bought the house with her
ex Phil and ended up having to buy him
out of it when they split
373. KHM boasted about having non surgical
facelift (basically added filler in her jaw, cheeks and more in her lips) by a company called “
modelstandards” - who shared the photo of the before and after, who had clearly
edited KHM’s face as we noticed the group of freckles from her jaw had disappeared and her nose shape was totally different.
374. KHM took to her Insta story’s to
ramble the usual boring shite she does
daily to her
184k worth of
bots, and the 1k of Tattlers. She could be seen with her notorious
go-
to Haaland hair do (scraped back
greasy ponytail) - an absolutely
filthy multi
stained top finished off the
smelly look perfectly.
375. KHM is still banging on about
collagen transforming her
eyelashes and
skin (the exact same script like she did with
Hairberrrst before they fucked her off) She stupidly shared this bizzare before and after of her eyelashes where she’s clearly got
strip false lashes on.
376. KHM has reportedly paid £
5000 via
Klarna to take part in a 4 week
crash course learning everything
Aesthetics with Lacy Aesthetics Training. Have you every read anything more
worrying in your life?
377. I do not edit my pictures.
378. The many
faces of KHM
379. Truff confused us all by buying a new
ballet bag for Big O but wanted to
return it after using it because Amazon had personalised it with Kate’s
name. Well
KATZ
think that’s the name of the brand hun.
https://tattle.life/threads/katie-hayes-161-24-hours-in-uae-funded-by-a-couch-the-buyer-didnt-get-to-see.34922/post-12504106
380. She absolutely does not
edit her pics.
Posted on the same day
381. Yet another business has
breached GDPR (this time it was Barney’s Bargains on long lane) and passed on information from a
complaint made by a lovely lady called
Laura who had absolutely every right to do so. Kate then decided to
dox Laura and pose as a
solicitor, sending her the below email. No other explanation needed
382. KHM & Delo found themselves at the same
wedding as Kate’s ex,
PLF and his
gorgeous girl Holly. Khm wore an I’ll fitting
classy Ali express dress which she admitted she had to go to a
seamstress to alter earlier in the week (note the thread literally hanging on to keep those flat tits in)
Photoshops Part 5
