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PART 5
Photoshop Vs Reality part 5
334. KHM took to her Instagram stories to
chat shit, whilst wearing a dressing gown with
actual shit on it. She looked down at her chest and rubbed a
brown patch and said “it’s probably poo poo, is it poo poo Olive?” which caused OHD to repeat “Poo poo?” - to which KHM
aggressively barked “ITS NOT POO POO.. OLIVE IS SAYING ITS POO POO” narcissistic fuck.
335. Keeping to the trend of filming herself in dirty clothes, KHM posted an Ad for Bperfect whilst wearing a
heavily soiled zip up top.
336. KHM still
swears down that she
doesn’t edit her photos, check out the bad
blur lines around here hideously
wide legs on the below:
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337.
Tiny Delo with his 1ft long legs made an appearance on her stories explaining what the
plan was for their
piss drenched garden whilst
hopscotching over white dried dog
shits. KHM made sure she used the ultra
zoomed out mode on her camera to make her garden look 10 times
bigger than it is. KHM once again made sure her viewers know that this isn’t “their
forever home”
338. KHM posted a reel “
showcasing” some new outfits which she’s been gifted to fit her new small “
in fashion” tits - all of the outfits were questionable as fuck, see below:
339. The Clampits flew out to
Dubai both wearing
hideous webs. This holiday KHM boasted how they booked it through some random Instagram account who got them “the best
upgrades and
deals”
340. KHM posted a story of Delo
acknowledging a
woman walking past the pool and
waving at him and Big O. And could be heard saying “wave at the lady” whilst KHM was
filming them. KHM is that dense and
self centred she thought Delo was calling her “the lady”
341. Big Back and Delo enjoyed their second day in Dubai which consisted of them both eating a
3 course meal and getting
pissed whilst Big O sat inbetween them
bored shitless and fuming. KHM later gushed how amazing it is to wear a
backless piece of clothing now her
tats have been
lobbed off.
342. KHM took to Insta early in the morning visibly
sweating like a pig, to film herself in the dark
shovelling make up on like her life depended on it - before heading down to
breakfast. She
reassured her followers that her make up wouldn’t be
patchy in broad
day light
343. More
pissed ramblings from KHM where she pretends she’s had an argument with Delo for Instagram engagement.
344.
Photoshops Part 5
