Doesnt she ever get bored of baths. I swear all she does is watch tv, eat junk food and sit in boiling water surrounded by her own filth with 50 different bath products in
That was me!! Just couldn't resist!
I’m so here for people calling her out on the irony of her bringing out a fruit themed range of products when all she eats is pancakes, pizza, and dairylea and crisp baguettes [emoji23]
She may have only had 2 sips though ?View attachment 7976
Do I spy a real life glass of water?!
With the reflection in that glass...it's probably just me but it looks like she's chopped off little Alfie and popped it in the glass!View attachment 7976
Do I spy a real life glass of water?!
The packaging reminds me a lot of Niomi's range.I knew it would be a banana shower jel / body wash type product. She's been wanting to copy that for years! Not many products compared to preview launches though.View attachment 7918
A chocolate orange and 4 foam bananas is probably her idea of 5 a day.
Child-free all the way! Breeding in this day and age is selfish AF.Good points and I actually think it's possible the answer is in the question so to speak. I think she wants kids so she can relive her childhood through them and keep on acting childish and holding on to the things she wants to but can use the kid as the front for that. And whatever age they are, she can go through all those phases again. I think she wants the fun teen/ early adult super successful Zoe phase to come back, but good luck getting that again. Plus, you're gonna have a lot of hell to go through raising a child to just get to the good parts which I don't think she's considered.
I 100% agree that the future looks bleak. It's not that we're trying to be depressing or negative nancy's but the honest truth is that it's not good. If I wasn't childfree by choice because I'm just not meant to be a parent, I would highly consider being childfree solely because of the world they'd have to live in.
so you need to hold a bunch of bananas to sell artificial banana-scented stuff???I think she's bored of Alfie's maggot and wants a threesome
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Apparently, it’s only the ‘ER’ that is used in the porn scene. Fluffer. HahaIsn’t fluffing a job on a porn set?
I actually hope not. Can you imagine Alf with a childAnyone know if there’s any truth to this?I haven’t watched it so can’t comment???
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The final end of the BritCrew will be Zalfie breaking up.I do feel like Tarrrrnnn and Jim splitting will spur Zalfie to split too (or at least I hope.) perhaps that’s bad of me to say and obviously I don’t want them to be hurt or anything, I’m not sadistic ? But watching Zalfie is like watching a car crash in slow motion, just waiting for the inevitable (as was Jim and Tanya) because it’s just so blatantly obvious that Z&A are at such different stages in their life, no way is Zoe getting that bump and ring she dreams of off of Alfie. Ringworm maybe, but wedding ring - no chance!
Plot twist Zoe dumps Alfie for JimThe final end of the BritCrew will be Zalfie breaking up.
Imagine the carnage.Plot twist Zoe dumps Alfie for Jim
Now THIS would be some good content! ?fingers crossed everyoneImagine the carnage.
The thing is they both wants kids (relativity soon) theres always been chemistry between them,more chemistry than theres ever been with Alfie.And Jim is definitely more mature.