Ahh yes, the pool. Notice she hasn't really shown the garden in her vlogs recently. Perhaps because the pool is still up, festering? Perhaps steam rises up from it on the cold mornings, rather like a compost heap, muck heap or slurry pit?*Home tour of the decorations (with the dirty pool as the background)
You lot want me to die???• Office party.
• Office Secret Santa
• Office sleep over in Casa de Zalfie dressed as elf’s complete with home made goodies (Waitrose pre made!) and Christmas games!
• Gleam team gathering [emoji3060] maddie (the one who caught her man Zoe!!) will have many passive aggressive comments and bitchy glares gifted to her by Zoe. [emoji23]
• Poppy and Shawn. [emoji57] even typing their names makes me sigh.
• Amanda called in at the last minute to actually cook Christmas dinner whilst Zoe, Alfie and the miserable Twins GET THAT GRAM.
• Arguments about which sweet is better for the 83rd time.
• A recap of 2018 and how much zoezeebo has grown as a person, how much stronger she is and focused and how content she is..
Office is wonderful.
Therapy is wonderful
Her life is just BEAUT!!!!
(Cries into the unused baby clothes she’s been buying for years while watching Alfie play with himself/a new PlayStation game/ a violin... his new toy of the year. Goodbye piano!!)
(Edit: this thread could become more entertaining than her actual content... I’m excited!!!)
Tattymas.... the Zoella version
@GossWhore are you up for the recap challenge or have you got a cold coming on like I Zoe. [emoji2960]
Ahh yes, the pool. Notice she hasn't really shown the garden in her vlogs recently. Perhaps because the pool is still up, festering? Perhaps steam rises up from it on the cold mornings, rather like a compost heap, muck heap or slurry pit?
Yeah, she’ll get a cold and put herself to bed for a week saying she’s ‘so ill’. She’ll gram photos of bunches of Get Well Soon flowers from her AMAZING TEAM.Let’s be honest @GossWhore she’s gonna last about 14 days and it will just be a lot of fake giggles, singing, her puppy’s Mark and Nahhlah sniffing at her crotch for attention and treats
(Not Alfie mind.... not his thing. ?)
garden center, office, words that should never be abbreviated, abbreviated ?
quality street,
Hero’s,
Roses,
Cold and flu remedy.
?
I have faith in you girl. Take one for team Tattlemas. ?
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