coconochanel
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Dont worry they've learnt CPR so if she suffocates he can save her.
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awakenotwoke
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Can someone explain why all these influencers are dressing themselves , their homes and their children in beige colours? They look like something from war time oppression
. It’s so depressing. It’s gone from grey to beige. God almighty what happened to colour. I dress my children in colour. Bright cheerful colours . My children look like children not fashion accessories 
. It’s so depressing. It’s gone from grey to beige. God almighty what happened to colour. I dress my children in colour. Bright cheerful colours . My children look like children not fashion accessories 
QueenBW
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It's the smiling and the lack of poorly applied makeup and drawn eyebrows. Basically, if only she left herself be, she'd look happier and nicer.
coconochanel
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new thread thanks to @Fillyjonk for title suggestion. So update for newbies.....
Zoe and Alfie took baby Ottie out on a walk to promote the free £800 baby carrier they had been gifted and didn't read the instructions and nearly suffocated Ottie in the process but hey what's a suffocating baby when there's a #AD to be done!
They then had a family stroll in the lanes to pick up the free drink they had been given but couldn't even pronounce the name of the shop that had gifted it to them.
Zoe got Joe into her bathroom and proceeded to act like a skincare expert and slapped a load of products on Joes skin to make his skin look better but actually just made it sting. Caroline Hirens has nothing to worry about.
Meanwhile the idiots at Zoella HQ are that lazy or too busy reading and defending her on Tattle they cant even be bothered to find new recipes and just uploaded old ones from last year onto her website. Oh its a hard life working for Zoe.
and finally Zoe has become THAT boring us tattlers cant even be arsed to think up suggestions for a thread title!
and that is all folks. Carry on the discussion if you can be bothered.
Zoe and Alfie took baby Ottie out on a walk to promote the free £800 baby carrier they had been gifted and didn't read the instructions and nearly suffocated Ottie in the process but hey what's a suffocating baby when there's a #AD to be done!
They then had a family stroll in the lanes to pick up the free drink they had been given but couldn't even pronounce the name of the shop that had gifted it to them.
Zoe got Joe into her bathroom and proceeded to act like a skincare expert and slapped a load of products on Joes skin to make his skin look better but actually just made it sting. Caroline Hirens has nothing to worry about.
Meanwhile the idiots at Zoella HQ are that lazy or too busy reading and defending her on Tattle they cant even be bothered to find new recipes and just uploaded old ones from last year onto her website. Oh its a hard life working for Zoe.
and finally Zoe has become THAT boring us tattlers cant even be arsed to think up suggestions for a thread title!
and that is all folks. Carry on the discussion if you can be bothered.
curlywurlie
Member
It is preferred but difficult to enforce now. Almost as if it is optional. If you do wear one, some people look at you like you’re stupid. its actually disgusting that our public health message has not been stronger in educating people…but stupidity starts at the top and our leadership leaves much to be desired.
StephenTJackson
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Which is no bad thing because I think he's struggled with his body image and was very slim, think he works out more. Just needs a proper haircut to sort out that mess on his head.
It’s fine her going on “maternity leave” from her fake job but she should acknowledge how fortunate she is to “stop working” and still be able to keep her lavish lifestyle. The age Ottie is now, most women would be going down to statutory maternity pay unless they have a generous employer and it’s PITTANCE. Such a massive drop in income and so many families struggle, and she will never ever know how that feels. Same when it comes to childcare, a big talking point in the UK right now is the insane cost of childcare, and she will easily be able to afford nannies and she has family close by. Good for her! But imagine if she used her massive platform to campaign for better maternity benefits or promote charities for families??? Even if it doesn’t effect her personally????? Crazy idea I know.
Sorry if this is a bit mumsnetty but I just get so annoyed at how blind these people are to the realities of normal parents, and they could make some difference but they don’t.
Sorry if this is a bit mumsnetty but I just get so annoyed at how blind these people are to the realities of normal parents, and they could make some difference but they don’t.
spillthesass
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Don’t worry I had a dream I was having an affair with Aldie the other week. I didn’t come on tattle for a few days after thatI must be spending way to much time on here. Last night I dreamt Zoe went back to having that brown bob, the one she put tinsel in at Christmas once, and she was doing a video on "mum hair", make up and practical clothes!
it sounds to me like you might want to take a break from looking at what Zoe does - because you’re basically saying there’s no point her posting because it’s all awful content that no one needs but if she doesn’t post at all she’s so lazy how dare she. You’re clearly going to hate whatever she does.
as I said, I’m not a fan of Zoe at all (and there’s a million things that are part of her privilege that she never acknowledges) but I’m not going to find fault in every single thing she does, when some of it is actually normal like taking/not taking maternity
Not even just that Nala might snap. It’s simply not fair for Nala to be kicked by the baby she’s still an animal with feelings.
Clearly she’s feeling a bit left out to be sitting that close and putting up with the baby kicking her. Probably the only way she gets any attention is by put herself between zoe and the baby.
It’s hilarious that she goes to so much effort (or gets the slaves to) for a porch that literally nobody sees. It’s behind a gate. We love to decorate the outside of our house at Xmas…because we live on a street and people walk/drive past and can see and enjoy it. What is the point in doing all that for the 6 guests they have on rotation who are allowed behind the gate?!
If I’m going to eat the meat wearing the clothes is no different. I’d rather that less of the animal went to waste than useable parts get thrown in the bin… that feels more disrespectful to the animal.
Chilli pepper 19
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James Buckley looks like he's in a new level of hell
This looks like a tory campaign photo
coconochanel
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She said Ottie is always so happy when she's got a clean nappy on and is chillin on her changing mat. No shit sherlock any baby is happy when you give them a clean nappy.