Snackella
Chatty Member
The scraps from Zoe's stenniesWhat the hell is Mark wearing on his head?????
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I can already see it – Nala snapping at Pay (i.e. barking or showing her teeth) after Pay's a bit too rough with her, which leads to Zoe and Alfie shipping Nala off to Nick and Amanda's because the dog is "too aggressive" around the kid. Then they'll make a video, both looking very sad and saying that they simply could not risk Nala actually biting or attacking Ottie so they had to make this very hard decision.
lozzapaloozza
VIP Member
She answered 8 questions for a Q&A? Wow. That must have been exhausting. No, please. Do rest for the rest of the year. You must be exhausted 
I don’t know who half of these people are but the only couple who actually looks like they like each other are Joe and Dianne.
PreferDogsToHumans
Active member
Sorry I know this isn’t Alfie’s thread but I cannot take the man seriously, is he for fucking real with that pasta ad. Says he doesn’t have the time to cook from scratch and then proceeds to show a rundown of his day, which for most working fathers would be a leisurely weekend morning 
HOW out of touch can he be it’s honestly astounding!! Faffing around with your poncy coffee machine then lounging on the sofa with your baby?!! Does he think he is busy..fucking hell
HOW out of touch can he be it’s honestly astounding!! Faffing around with your poncy coffee machine then lounging on the sofa with your baby?!! Does he think he is busy..fucking hellapplecrumble
Active member
A Victorian orphan’s cast-offs
jvalentine2189
Chatty Member
These are images of Zoe's ex, Wilf. Definitely better looking than Alfie, but he wasn't exactly the best guy in the world. I know Alfie is a dumbass, but at least he's never cheated on Zoe or abused her aside from dangling the prospect of a ring in front of her face for nine years.
kate020498
Member
i'm sorry but wtf is poppy wearing???
jvalentine2189
Chatty Member
POV: Your Mum just brought home a new baby and Big Mandy is coming to take you away to your new home.
Surely no one is taking that ‘jealous’ comment seriously? It’s been fooking freezing today. Even IM jealous of Pay all nestled in there nice and snug!
Both Joe and Dianne have masks on, although Diannes is under her chin. But honestly I think it shows which pair are more respectable in public. Alfie and poppy are laying down messing around on the display beds they’re not even shopping for and Joe and Dianne are just browsing like grown ups.
getawaywithit
VIP Member
Do people not even have to wear masks in stores in the UK? Damn that country is wild.
jvalentine2189
Chatty Member
Basically you add whatever item(s) to your cart on the site and then on the cart page you make the quantity number a large amount, like 999, then it'll correct itself to whatever is what they have in stock. So you can see the exact amount they have in stock of all items and sizes.