And I don't know much about make-up, but I don't know why she loves this eyeshadow colour so much? It's all she wears. Yet I remember in one of Alfie's stories once she wore a light pale eyeshadow, and for some reason it made her look much younger and more fresh... To me this colour seems to draw a lot of attention to the sagging (I don't know how else to describe) parts of her eyes and that makes her look tired and old.Am i the only one noticing how badly she draws her eyebrows in?
Exact same thought. Droopy brow for the huns.Am i the only one noticing how badly she draws her eyebrows in?
The sharpie eyebrows, the giant costume bra, the desperate attempts of begging for attention... I didn't enjoy her back then either but when she was a huge deal, I honestly didn't think she'd end up this way - a caricature of herself. Washed up, barely relevant ex-YouTuber, only hanging around so she can pocket some ad money. She reminds me of those 80s Hollywood celebs who end up doing infomercials on shopping channels.In her new vlog (titled ‘they’re planning my hen do’ btw i wont get into that) she shows off her new Gucci trainers as her ‘symbol of lockdown’.
Her memories of lockdown is a splurge on designer trainers and playing animal crossing, meanwhile the majority of the country have lost their jobs and are seriously struggling to bet by!!!! HOW OUT OF TOUCH WITH REALITY CAN YOU BE?!!!
This vlog is too much - Little dainty pea head zoe strikes again ‘I was telling Alf i found this mask that is for kids and it fits PERFECTLY’
All this talk of her being desperate for kids i actually dont think is true, she wants to be ickle wickle zoe peahead and be coddled for the rest of her life
Someone called it Nesquik and that's all I see now.I dont know why she calls it a iced hot chocolate its a chocolate milkshake ffs
Yes this was the first thing I noticed and it totally jumped out to me that he had his hand on his knee, not hers. So telling!!Their body languages are COMPLETELY different. You can notice at first sight, that his hand rests on HIS knee. Even though her leg is very close to him, he decided to no to touch her while Zoe touches his face and leans forward to him.
Haha yeah me too!! I mean it essentially a nesquik with ice in it!!!! Shes going around like she invented the wheelSomeone called it Nesquik and that's all I see now.
I'm sorry but at first I thought you said "why is a grown man sitting on top of a 5-year-old?" in reference to the photo of Zoe sitting on AlfieWhy the fuck is a grown man sitting on a worktop like a 5 yr old? Grow up you bloody idiot!
Never known someone to be so weirdly proud of a weak jaw and no forehead. There's a particular breed of English guys that are obsessed with having petite girlfriends as it makes their weedy bodies and tiny willies look bigger. I wonder if that's why Zoe plays up how 'smol' she is.Odds on Zoe being the one that made Alfie write this caption on his newest picture?What is their obsession with their head sizes, it baffles me
You cannot go within 2 metres of anyone who isn't in your household, unless you can't avoid it (e.g. in a job) in which case you should wear PPE and minimise the contact. That includes if someone comes to visit you, which they can do as long as you disinfect any surfaces they're using, use separate towels etc,is there a regulation that you can't share a car in England? It seems so weird they emphasise driving separate cars in vlog with Mark but then hang out? It just doesn't make sense.
Im sure they sell strawberry ones in asda or aldi. Try there posh girl!Maybe if she tried looking somewhere that wasn't Waitrose or M&S, she'd find it...
This reminds me of that time Alfie was like "are we in Tesco??"
Haha I thought that! Sure they’re like £1 for 6 of the strawberry ones in MorrisonsMaybe if she tried looking somewhere that wasn't Waitrose or M&S, she'd find it...
This reminds me of that time Alfie was like "are we in Tesco??"
That’s probably made her so happy like it’s adding fuel to the marriage conversation... I dunno seems bizarre way to want to commit your life to someone... does she not know that it doesn’t have to be like this and she could be with someone who adores her and respects her idea of marriage and is ready to have a family with.Shes got half a million views on her last vlog because of its clickbait title.
That's so weird it's impossible not to have a contact with each other in a same household. I still feel it's kinda risky they visit each other and show it on camera as it can enable younger viewers to think it's fine to hang out. I highly doubt she disinfects everything all the timeYou cannot go within 2 metres of anyone who isn't in your household, unless you can't avoid it (e.g. in a job) in which case you should wear PPE and minimise the contact. That includes if someone comes to visit you, which they can do as long as you disinfect any surfaces they're using, use separate towels etc,
Being in a car with someone has been used as an example in one of the press briefings as it's always going to be within 2m.
It looks like she was distancing somewhat from him most of the time but then ruined it by sniffing his wrist anyway.
for sure. It’s so clichéd. The guy in a long term relationship who doesn’t want marriage or kids because he’s ‘not ready’, then when they eventually break up he’s engaged to a new model within 6 months and starting a family.That’s probably made her so happy like it’s adding fuel to the marriage conversation... I dunno seems bizarre way to want to commit your life to someone... does she not know that it doesn’t have to be like this and she could be with someone who adores her and respects her idea of marriage and is ready to have a family with.
Also I feel like if they were to break up and Alfie met a cool model type girl who was different and fun he’d be so excited he’d give her a ring straight away just and want a family with them straight away... don’t know why but I just have that feeling
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