She ain't getting preggers anytime soon, her & Alfie actually have to have sex for that to happen."I'm so smol, I wear a childs mask, childrens clothes, I can fit through a teeny weeny hole, my head is so smol I wear childrens sunglasses".. rinse and repeat! Jeeze we get it already! Although 5"5 is above average height for a woman in the UK so not actually small at all. Just slim. Slim but eats junk food all the timemore like picks at bits of junk food to stay slim and appear super human with a super human metabolism. I wonder if when she gets pregnant she will struggle with weight gain abd getting bigger as her identity seems to be how smol she is.. it must be so nauseating to be around for Poppy and Holly.. well anyone other than Alfie who seems to encourage it.
the way he holds his fork like a 4 year old tooEw. That is just gross. Why do these influencers who live in huge houses insist on sitting on kitchen counters??
I could actually her trying to fit her head through hers kid's clothes and being like "hehehe OMG my head is as small as my child's" or wearing one of their hats and saying "finally found a hat to fit my tiny head!""I'm so smol, I wear a childs mask, childrens clothes, I can fit through a teeny weeny hole, my head is so smol I wear childrens sunglasses".. rinse and repeat! Jeeze we get it already! Although 5"5 is above average height for a woman in the UK so not actually small at all. Just slim. Slim but eats junk food all the timemore like picks at bits of junk food to stay slim and appear super human with a super human metabolism. I wonder if when she gets pregnant she will struggle with weight gain abd getting bigger as her identity seems to be how smol she is.. it must be so nauseating to be around for Poppy and Holly.. well anyone other than Alfie who seems to encourage it.
He could of written something romantic but noooo HEAD SIZESOdds on Zoe being the one that made Alfie write this caption on his newest picture?What is their obsession with their head sizes, it baffles me
Clearly wanted his engagement up. Or he ran out of content. Or both!Also what’s funny about this picture is I’m pretty sure this was from a couple of weeks ago when Alfie was taking selfies of himself on the stairs and Zoe basically crashed his shot wearing a face mask (weirdly). So he’s stayed put and she’s sat on his lap and created this ‘super cute and loving’ photo. But it’s all fake.
One thing I've noticed is a lot of their pictures together are so posed and fake, it's never a natural moment!Also what’s funny about this picture is I’m pretty sure this was from a couple of weeks ago when Alfie was taking selfies of himself on the stairs and Zoe basically crashed his shot wearing a face mask (weirdly). So he’s stayed put and she’s sat on his lap and created this ‘super cute and loving’ photo. But it’s all fake.
Because he is edgyWhy the fuck is a grown man sitting on a worktop like a 5 yr old? Grow up you bloody idiot!
#sicksavageBecause he is edgy
And why the fuck is the lazy cunt eating out of a pan. Put it in a bowl or on a plate.Why the fuck is a grown man sitting on a worktop like a 5 yr old? Grow up you bloody idiot!
To compensate for their age gapOdds on Zoe being the one that made Alfie write this caption on his newest picture?What is their obsession with their head sizes, it baffles me
Their body languages are COMPLETELY different. You can notice at first sight, that his hand rests on HIS knee. Even though her leg is very close to him, he decided to no to touch her while Zoe touches his face and leans forward to him.Odds on Zoe being the one that made Alfie write this caption on his newest picture?What is their obsession with their head sizes, it baffles me
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