Hers my 10 things other people like but I don't....
Alfie's Dubai dentures
Zoe's new loungewear style
Nala's bug eyes
Zoe's rat tail extensions
Having an amazing kitchen but live off takeaways
Future self 'its not' merch
skateboard ramp
leaving a vintage car outside to rot
festering indoors
only posting videos when its #AD to get the £
Here are my 10 things other people like that I don't:
Flogging £50 advert calendars to kids
Leaving garden furniture worth several grand to rot
Preaching "Be Kind" yet paying your employees minimum wage
Publishing a book on hosting despite never actually hosting anyone
Surrounding yourself with yes-men
Claiming to love your dog yet never walking it
Spending your life monging under a blanket despite living in one of the most vibrant cities in the country
commercialising any event/celebration/season imaginable to fill the void created by your long-dead relationship
Employing clones of yourself
Regularly offering life advice despite being arguably the least experienced person in life, ever